BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
21 Years
162 Days
and
58488 Haikus
later...
And the worst thing is
all of your fart molecules
will no longer be.
Haiku #58151, by
March 16, 2018 4:11 am ET

The the world will burn
as the sun goes red giant
and God dies laughing.
Haiku #58150, by
March 16, 2018 4:10 am ET

Then they could evolve.
And nearly destroy the earth.
And die by virus.
Haiku #58149, by
March 16, 2018 4:07 am ET

The monkeys would watch.
And they would be inspired
to be just like us.
Haiku #58148, by
March 16, 2018 4:03 am ET

We'd travel the world,
committing vulgarities,
Dead Elvis and I.
Haiku #58147, by
March 16, 2018 3:59 am ET

I do not know why.
I'm not fond of his music.
But I like his coat.
Haiku #58146, by
March 16, 2018 3:58 am ET

I'd roll a joint with
the US constitution
and dig up Elvis.
Haiku #58145, by
March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET

I'd walk around nude.
And shit on Donald Trump's corpse.
And get stoned all day.
Haiku #58144, by
March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET

Of course I would live.
I could be vaccinated.
then what fun I'd have!
Haiku #58143, by
March 16, 2018 3:56 am ET

Super germ from hell.
One hundred percent kill rate.
Three weeks until death.
Haiku #58142, by
March 16, 2018 3:55 am ET

All humans should die.
The world would be much better.
We need a virus.
Haiku #58141, by
March 16, 2018 3:55 am ET

I truly hate man.
Wait, sorry, that was sexist.
I hate all people.
Haiku #58140, by
March 16, 2018 3:54 am ET

we shall see then
Haiku #58139, by ronin
March 16, 2018 12:08 am ET

i dont
Haiku #58138, by Anonymous Poet
March 15, 2018 2:13 pm ET

i do hope that i
am able to post on here
after the 31st comes
Haiku #58137, by ronin
March 15, 2018 1:24 pm ET

State of politics
Strange - reminds me of when my
Parents got divorced
Custody battle
The Disney-style stepparents
Fear of repeating
There are more guns though
Lawyers are still getting rich
The adults are children
Haiku #58136, by dvd
March 15, 2018 3:27 am ET

and as we wind up up your ass
a leprechaun dances on the grass
and all i wants a bowl of lucky charms
but all ive got...is gummy woorrrmmsssss

and shes buying a shamrock shake.....at

mc....don...alds
Haiku #58135, by ronin
March 14, 2018 11:41 pm ET

Weird Al Yankovic
Is accordion master
And a funny dude
Haiku #58134, by Adorable Kittens
March 14, 2018 7:12 pm ET

*ACCORDION SOLO*
Haiku #58133, by Pb Zeppelin of 1978
March 14, 2018 6:01 pm ET

OoO
OoooO
And she's crawling inside
Leprechaun's anus
Haiku #58132, by Pb Zeppelin of 1977
March 14, 2018 6:00 pm ET

and she's buying a
stair way to go up the rear
of some green small guy???
Haiku #58131, by roninx
March 14, 2018 12:15 pm ET

With flute in anus
Leprechaun prepares to rock:
"Stairway to Heaven"
Haiku #58130, by Original Covers of The Classics
March 14, 2018 11:49 am ET

just found out...just found
i had wondered why he was
in the news, he died...

The great ones always seem
to leave at the time of when
we need them
Haiku #58129, by ronin of bye Stephen Hawking
March 14, 2018 11:45 am ET

i am on the hand
of the other hand looking
forward to the time

where life eternal...
x men...welcome to die
Haiku #58128, by ronin
March 14, 2018 11:40 am ET

Steve Hawking had two things
That women desire most

1: A sweet ride
2: A heavy accent

Also, he was smart
Haiku #58127, by Deep Space
March 14, 2018 11:40 am ET

I'm looking forward
to the end of existence
of life here on earth.
Haiku #58126, by Anonymous Poet
March 14, 2018 1:07 am ET

i am playing the
go between doctor who sort
i wish that i was...
Haiku #58125, by ronin
March 13, 2018 1:46 pm ET

Rhapsody in blue
Smear me up and down in poo
Let's go sniff some glue
Haiku #58124, by Anonymous Poet
March 13, 2018 1:01 am ET

it looks like im k
if i just post, say hi and
im still going on
Haiku #58123, by ronin
March 12, 2018 9:36 am ET

hmm, not the same though
tentacles, aliens, the
works...then we go eat cake
Haiku #58122, by ronin
March 12, 2018 9:26 am ET

Hmm it will be hard
to go back to watching porn.
Huh huh. I said "hard".
Haiku #58121, by Butthead
March 11, 2018 8:29 pm ET

hmm it will be hard
to let this place go unless
someone fixes it
Haiku #58120, by ronin
March 11, 2018 2:16 pm ET

i wonder what the
automated machines do
wihout their makers
Haiku #58119, by ronin
March 11, 2018 11:52 am ET

when the time comes for
faith to be restored i do
not want to end as

Denethor but as
the hobbits throwing that damn
ring in the hot hill
Haiku #58118, by ronin
March 10, 2018 1:29 pm ET

i have lost faith in
humanity right now so
i need a break till

it proves i can have
faith in humanity some
day, let it be doomed
Haiku #58117, by ronin
March 10, 2018 1:22 pm ET

well i will keep a
few more things going on till
tumblr tries to put

a stop to this place
as well
Haiku #58116, by ronin
March 10, 2018 12:32 pm ET

It will be okay
You can live without this shit
made of wire and spit
Haiku #58115, by Anonymoose Prophet
March 10, 2018 3:37 am ET

well you know maybe
my wiill and the will of life
itself are different...
Haiku #58114, by vhs
March 9, 2018 2:07 pm ET

i give up on this
place sadly because it is
of a time gone by...
Haiku #58113, by ronin
March 7, 2018 2:07 pm ET

ronnie james dio
as cds go out of style
i still play his stuff
Haiku #58112, by ronin
March 7, 2018 10:21 am ET

A Tri-Delta smelt a
fart from my ass, wholly
disgusted and perturbed
by the disturbed misbehavior
of my super-intelligent
sphincter that stinked her
out of the room
with a sonic BOOM!!!!!
or 2... or 3... or 4!
She slammed the damned door
like the plastic whore she is.
My, but my butt has its very own mind where step please;
you snooze, you'll lose your shoes in the ooze.
SPLAT!
Haiku #58111, by Anonymous Poet
March 6, 2018 8:36 pm ET

i plead the fifth of
march, i hope the boss of here
fixes a new site thing...
Haiku #58110, by ronin
March 5, 2018 10:31 am ET

What coincidence
My vagina has two boats
You naughty little...
Haiku #58109, by Adorable Kittens
March 4, 2018 10:10 am ET

The cow sneezed purple.
The boat has two vaginas.
Elmo tickled God.
Haiku #58108, by
March 3, 2018 3:15 pm ET

i can only hope that
i will be able to see a
keep on keeping on
Haiku #58107, by Anonymous Poet
March 3, 2018 2:46 pm ET

quite pavlovian
that annoying hernia
still wringing my bowel
Haiku #58106, by ash
March 3, 2018 6:59 am ET

here's what i see on
the recapatcha on here
and i hate to say

v1 shutdown on 2018-03-31

sighs, if it works come
on people, this isn't the
NSA you know
Haiku #58105, by ronin
March 2, 2018 11:19 am ET

well i don't want to
i like this place but you know
the text thing has to

be replaced at the
end of this month because the
google won't cover

this version of that
program anymore
Haiku #58104, by ronin
March 2, 2018 11:00 am ET

Please do not give up
We all will drink from the cup
Confused religion
Haiku #58103, by Adorable Kittens
March 2, 2018 3:10 am ET

I'm afraid that these
last few poems are going to
be it, pretty soon
Haiku #58102, by ronin
March 1, 2018 1:17 pm ET