BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
21 Years
312 Days
and
59531 Haikus
later...
A Tri-Delta smelt a
fart from my ass, wholly
disgusted and perturbed
by the disturbed misbehavior
of my super-intelligent
sphincter that stinked her
out of the room
with a sonic BOOM!!!!!
or 2... or 3... or 4!
She slammed the damned door
like the plastic whore she is.
My, but my butt has its very own mind where step please;
you snooze, you'll lose your shoes in the ooze.
SPLAT!
Haiku #58111, by Anonymous Poet
March 6, 2018 8:36 pm ET

i plead the fifth of
march, i hope the boss of here
fixes a new site thing...
Haiku #58110, by ronin
March 5, 2018 10:31 am ET

What coincidence
My vagina has two boats
You naughty little...
Haiku #58109, by Adorable Kittens
March 4, 2018 10:10 am ET

The cow sneezed purple.
The boat has two vaginas.
Elmo tickled God.
Haiku #58108, by
March 3, 2018 3:15 pm ET

i can only hope that
i will be able to see a
keep on keeping on
Haiku #58107, by Anonymous Poet
March 3, 2018 2:46 pm ET

quite pavlovian
that annoying hernia
still wringing my bowel
Haiku #58106, by ash
March 3, 2018 6:59 am ET

here's what i see on
the recapatcha on here
and i hate to say

v1 shutdown on 2018-03-31

sighs, if it works come
on people, this isn't the
NSA you know
Haiku #58105, by ronin
March 2, 2018 11:19 am ET

well i don't want to
i like this place but you know
the text thing has to

be replaced at the
end of this month because the
google won't cover

this version of that
program anymore
Haiku #58104, by ronin
March 2, 2018 11:00 am ET

Please do not give up
We all will drink from the cup
Confused religion
Haiku #58103, by Adorable Kittens
March 2, 2018 3:10 am ET

I'm afraid that these
last few poems are going to
be it, pretty soon
Haiku #58102, by ronin
March 1, 2018 1:17 pm ET

I cleaned up the beach.
No one will thank me for it.
More trash floats back in.
Haiku #58101, by
February 28, 2018 9:16 pm ET

The drunken old man
sings like a drunken old man.
Karaoke night.
Haiku #58100, by
February 28, 2018 9:14 pm ET

Peering from alleys.
Searching for the next victim.
Cash, pussy, or both.
Haiku #58099, by
February 28, 2018 9:12 pm ET

Homeless drug addict.
Mind gone, filthy and diseased.
Dry humps the sidewalk.
Haiku #58098, by
February 28, 2018 9:08 pm ET

I think I hate you.
You can fuck me for money.
I'm a prostitute.
Haiku #58097, by
February 28, 2018 9:05 pm ET

She makes me vomit.
If you smelled her, you would too.
The flies stay away.
Haiku #58096, by
February 28, 2018 8:59 pm ET

it is said that your
family means well but sometimes
forgets you are grown
Haiku #58095, by ronin
February 28, 2018 11:49 am ET

I suppose I'll have
to say goodbye to this place
come around march 30
Haiku #58094, by ronin
February 28, 2018 11:04 am ET

im told that gen x
was worn out by the time it
gets old...what now when?
Haiku #58093, by roni
February 27, 2018 10:21 am ET

so do i do the
usual let this all go
or silly prayer run?
Haiku #58092, by Anonymous Poet
February 26, 2018 8:05 pm ET

i hope somehow that
this place keeps on keeping on
but i know the deal...
Haiku #58091, by ronin
February 26, 2018 11:05 am ET

i had a story
idea for a vampiress turned
dhampir but she gets

the futuristic
dark elf guy
Haiku #58090, by Anonymous Poet
February 25, 2018 11:45 pm ET

That last post is a better love
Story than Twilight
Went to see it with a friend
Female of course
2 very very boring hours of my life
Haiku #58089, by Reverse Vampire
February 25, 2018 12:03 pm ET

alas i knew a story
four vampire wives playing
games with the man who

turned them...nancy kil
patrick wrote it, funniest
vamp story since twilight
Haiku #58088, by Anonymous Poet
February 25, 2018 11:13 am ET

commander in chef
please give abundant relief
love, make us shock proof
Haiku #58087, by &
February 25, 2018 3:02 am ET

My dad once met a polygamist
From Pakistan with many wives
My dad told him he was jealous
After all he must have sex all the time
The man sighed and said
No sir I am jealous of you
I would gladly give up the sex
To not be nagged constantly
Haiku #58086, by dvd
February 24, 2018 10:31 pm ET

i stand aside from
history taking it's place
watching and waiting
Haiku #58085, by ronin
February 23, 2018 12:42 pm ET

if someone doesnt
know the past then the past will
repeat itself meh
Haiku #58084, by ronin
February 23, 2018 10:49 am ET

"I hight Don Quixote, I live on peyote, marijuana, morphine and cocaine, I never know sadness, but only a madness that burns at the heart and the brain. I see each charwoman, ecstatic, inhuman, angelic, demonic, divine. Each wagon a dragon, each beer mug a flagon that brims with ambrosial wine."

~ Jack Parsons, co-founder of NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory
Haiku #58083, by Fulmonite of Mercury
February 22, 2018 8:22 pm ET

Didn't realize
I've been sleeping in a bed
Full of broken glass
This is not a metaphor
Haiku #58082, by dvd
February 22, 2018 5:07 pm ET

the magick has to
still go on despite the odds
arrayed against it
Haiku #58081, by ronin
February 22, 2018 1:46 pm ET

billy graham has died
today, saw it in a quick
second hand screen shot
Haiku #58080, by ronin
February 21, 2018 11:45 pm ET

alas it is up to
the boss, i want to keep on
haikuing right on
Haiku #58079, by ronin
February 21, 2018 11:37 pm ET

Crustacean soufflé.
One hundred dollar breakfast.
Just because fuck you.
Haiku #58078, by
February 21, 2018 6:22 pm ET

Enormous jizz load.
Cappuccino froth surprise.
Coffee shop hijinks.
Haiku #58077, by
February 21, 2018 6:19 pm ET

This will not go well.
Already it's got errors.
It cannot be fixed.
Haiku #58076, by
February 21, 2018 6:11 pm ET

still sometimes beyond
all hope, all just saying fuck
it, letting go, boom...

it gets right again
Haiku #58075, by ronin
February 21, 2018 1:46 pm ET

my own body is
fighting me, I try to make
new words, new paths, new

life, three steps back, and
if i died i still think most
folks would only think

of the beer in their
hands, talking about the next
gossip, moving on
Haiku #58074, by ronin
February 21, 2018 1:41 pm ET

i fear this to be
abandoned like the old sears
stores, empty buildings
Haiku #58073, by roni
February 20, 2018 11:07 pm ET

i feel like the whole
resistance is a shell to
imprison spirits
Haiku #58072, by ronin
February 20, 2018 3:53 pm ET

i mean who is 5his
crazy alex jones guy to speak
for me, is he mad?

insane, orvmaking
money off of whatvhe does
and what the hellvdo

we need trigger things
for? this generation needs
a drill instructor

then some counseling!
Haiku #58071, by ronin of im oversensitive, i know
February 20, 2018 1:05 pm ET

i think its time to
rise up and confront mob left
leaning ignorance and

fear by confronting
spiritual warfare, and the
whole casting out thing
Haiku #58070, by ronin
February 20, 2018 1:02 pm ET

id hate to say bye
to this place but all things die
beloved but gone on
Haiku #58069, by Anonymous Poet
February 20, 2018 11:38 am ET

well im sad about
a lot of changes resigned to
weird evangelistic

belief memes and
seeing the world homogenize
socially in war
Haiku #58068, by roni
February 19, 2018 11:21 pm ET

google has in
their need to update their stuff
break out the vinyl

records
Haiku #58067, by ronin
February 19, 2018 11:10 pm ET

Offworld Groups! Deep State!
Vaccines! GMOs! Chem Trails!
Everything's scary
Haiku #58066, by Alex Jones of complete sobriety
February 19, 2018 9:21 pm ET

Alex Jones drunk and high
Is interesting as it is
Not sure I'd wanna be around him
After a couple hits of acid though
I would strongly recommend
Hiding in a locked closet
For those 10 hours or so
To avoid being eaten alive
Haiku #58065, by Microdose of LSD
February 19, 2018 9:17 pm ET

Did you know that Saint
Nicolas was at the Council
Of Nycaea?
He punched a guy in the face
Haiku #58064, by Deep Dish
February 19, 2018 9:15 pm ET

i thought it was
satanists on mars with those
reptilians and those

other aliens
from plan nine and santa claus
helped defeat them all
Haiku #58063, by alex jones on acid of aka ronin
February 19, 2018 10:46 am ET

Ferengi Sex Trade
Black Market without any
Clients having eyes
Haiku #58062, by Data of The Enterprise
February 19, 2018 9:01 am ET