BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
21 Years
222 Days
and
58663 Haikus
later...
the time grows short with
each passing day but human
nature doth not change
Haiku #58049, by ronin
February 15, 2018 2:17 pm ET

the illusion of
control brought to you by man
made technology
Haiku #58048, by ronin
February 15, 2018 10:52 am ET

two swords drawn, two men
stare at each other waiting
for their time of death
Haiku #58047, by ronin
February 14, 2018 11:25 pm ET

Scrotal implant WOW!
Testicle augmentation.
Women love big balls.

Happy Valentines!
May your nut sack be emptied.
With no diseases.
Haiku #58046, by Much Mushy Musashi of Nagasaki drinking saki.
February 14, 2018 7:57 pm ET

Enormous penis.
It will not flap in the breeze.
It's not Japanese.
Haiku #58045, by miyamoto musashi of Hiroshima
February 14, 2018 6:38 pm ET

some things just don't seem
as important as they once
did with life changes
Haiku #58044, by ronin
February 14, 2018 12:06 pm ET

filthy warm weather
far too much humidity
without any rain
Haiku #58043, by ash
February 14, 2018 4:37 am ET

theres times i wish i
knew what to say but i dont
just sinks deep inside
Haiku #58042, by ronin
February 13, 2018 10:30 am ET

Told my dad
Heaven isn't in your imagination
Heaven is your imagination
Haiku #58041, by Adam Ben Adam of Upstairs
February 13, 2018 2:10 am ET

She was my best friend
When no one else was
But I never told her that
We helped each other
Whenever we had the time
And now sometimes I sit in her chair
And watch my dad sleep
Just for her
Haiku #58040, by dvd of home
February 13, 2018 2:03 am ET

our spirits can but
only feel sometimes sadness
that cant be spoken
Haiku #58039, by ronin
February 11, 2018 11:26 am ET

portable friend kitten
is, i think she wants to write
the haiku, for me
Haiku #58038, by ronin
February 11, 2018 1:10 am ET

Time traveler spends
Dollar found its way to him
Because he spent it
Haiku #58037, by Adam Ben Adam
February 11, 2018 1:07 am ET

We watched ice skating together
Last night
I was surprised at how hard you
Laughed when I joked that ice skating
Is like dancing with knives on your feet
I know that you loved the elegance of it
I don't think I even said goodnight
Or thanked you enough for
Everything that you did for me
I remember when you drove me
To the emergency room
You held my hand the whole way
Even though I didn't want you to
I told you to go home but you stayed
You said I'd do the same for you
I don't think I got the chance to
My dad woke me up this morning
Crying
I've only heard that noise a few times
I'll never get used to it
She died of a massive heart attack
He said
She was only 51
I can't accept it though
I still expect to hear the sound
Of your voice
Asking me or telling me something
Maybe I never let you
Be the mother figure
To me that you wanted to be
And I never let myself get
Too attached to you
But I really did love you
I still do and I always will
I really don't want this to be
The end for you
I miss you so much
I want you to be alive when I wake up
Haiku #58036, by dvd
February 9, 2018 10:24 am ET

People come and go
From my life - mysterious
But life keeps going
Haiku #58035, by dvd
February 9, 2018 9:06 am ET

there are places i
feel i have travelled through and
i moved on, a ghost
Haiku #58034, by ronin
February 8, 2018 1:27 pm ET

ah gnarly gnarly
but the snow bunnies are keen
ski, and snowboard clean
Haiku #58033, by ronin
February 7, 2018 7:25 pm ET

A nice winter snow
Pretty soon, all ya got is
A gnarly slush, dude
Haiku #58032, by Amongst The Rabble of Various Places
February 7, 2018 3:36 pm ET

this time of year large
winter storms become the big
event of the day
Haiku #58031, by ronin of delays....delays...
February 7, 2018 1:44 pm ET

ive many things on
my mind problem is hair seems
to be less...and less
Haiku #58030, by ronin
February 7, 2018 5:04 am ET

Is good idea!
Action sequences would need
Dope animation
Haiku #58029, by Adorable Kittens of @ ronin
February 6, 2018 7:19 pm ET

A cold winter day
When kids can't go out to play
I no like this shit
Haiku #58028, by Adorable Kittens
February 6, 2018 7:11 pm ET

maybe...maybe not
several yeses, some nos
who knows, only time
Haiku #58027, by ronin
February 6, 2018 1:06 pm ET

no
Haiku #58026, by .
February 5, 2018 11:52 pm ET

if someone made a
american football anime
would people watch?
Haiku #58025, by ronin
February 5, 2018 10:32 am ET

quit watching the game
called The Superbowl go home
and that team wins it
Haiku #58024, by ronin
February 4, 2018 9:49 pm ET

the world is spinning
snow is falling, im just on
my bed posting this
Haiku #58023, by ronin
February 4, 2018 11:40 am ET

paper map on the
wall detailing roads that go
nowhere, to dead ends
Haiku #58022, by ronin
February 3, 2018 11:57 pm ET

im bound to say damn
it all, leave the world behind
and let 5hose die whom

i once knew but leave
them only with memories
of my past presence
Haiku #58021, by ronin
February 3, 2018 2:55 pm ET

the sun was out and
world history kept going
but the sun was out
Haiku #58020, by ronin
February 3, 2018 11:11 am ET

he saw his own shadow
today, like i buy it
just stuff him ,ok
Haiku #58019, by vhs of damn woodchucks
February 2, 2018 11:41 am ET

happy imbolc dont
know what that is but you know
my friends blessed be
Haiku #58018, by vhs of texas, stop
February 1, 2018 12:28 pm ET

nice blog about life. my blog.
Haiku #58017, by XRumerTest
February 1, 2018 12:48 am ET

theres times when cats just
throw all serious banter
out when ahe decides

to sit on the clothes
i was going to put on
for bed after my

evening shower
Haiku #58016, by vhs
January 31, 2018 11:28 pm ET

had mine out around
18, had a dream about
it before hand, weird
Haiku #58015, by vhs of wisdom teeth
January 31, 2018 10:34 am ET

Wisdom teeth removed
Hydrocodone? Oh fuck yes
My spit is bloody
Haiku #58014, by At Least I Don't Have To Talk
January 30, 2018 3:02 pm ET

ah dang it pardon
rewind to last haiku as
vhs divide
Haiku #58013, by vhs of and the one before too
January 30, 2018 9:17 am ET

i go back to my
first anime, star blazers
one ship vs blue guys
Haiku #58012, by Anonymous Poet
January 30, 2018 9:16 am ET

oh come on when do
i get to use cheesy words
like ennui and mung?
Haiku #58011, by vhs
January 30, 2018 9:10 am ET

screw you guys, i'm going home!
Haiku #58010, by cartman
January 30, 2018 9:09 am ET

Thank you, come again
Haiku #58009, by Apoo
January 30, 2018 8:46 am ET

Ha ha!
Haiku #58008, by Nelson Muntz
January 30, 2018 1:22 am ET

the soil is bare and
dry and the only things grow
desertwise, cacti
Haiku #58007, by vhs
January 29, 2018 11:36 pm ET

keeps on going still
empty bottle on his bed
ball pont pen aside
Haiku #58006, by vhs
January 29, 2018 8:46 pm ET

creativity
must go on even in the
state of captivi...ty
Haiku #58005, by vhs
January 29, 2018 12:42 pm ET

life goes on but the
black marks are there along with
the happy moments
Haiku #58004, by vhs
January 28, 2018 11:18 am ET

I can get confused
too, and i know some things
get better with time
Haiku #58003, by vhs
January 27, 2018 2:39 pm ET

ach, i know, i try
to sort out who i was and
am now, right now i

don't like snarky for
it is too much like gen x
of old in some ways

....as much
Haiku #58002, by vhs of if the joke is ok, it wasn't ok
January 27, 2018 2:37 pm ET

Here's a solution...
Don't post anonymously
It confuses us
Haiku #58001, by Mandingo Ebola
January 27, 2018 2:08 pm ET

Ah, the old "c" word.
Censorship. It's a fine line.
Not sure where it is.

I have been vile too,
But nobody complained much...
I'll try to be nice

But snark can be fun
Some just can't handle it well
Sucks to be human
Haiku #58000, by Mandingo Ebola
January 27, 2018 2:01 pm ET