BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
21 Years
317 Days
and
59686 Haikus
later...
paper map on the
wall detailing roads that go
nowhere, to dead ends
Haiku #58022, by ronin
February 3, 2018 11:57 pm ET

im bound to say damn
it all, leave the world behind
and let 5hose die whom

i once knew but leave
them only with memories
of my past presence
Haiku #58021, by ronin
February 3, 2018 2:55 pm ET

the sun was out and
world history kept going
but the sun was out
Haiku #58020, by ronin
February 3, 2018 11:11 am ET

he saw his own shadow
today, like i buy it
just stuff him ,ok
Haiku #58019, by vhs of damn woodchucks
February 2, 2018 11:41 am ET

happy imbolc dont
know what that is but you know
my friends blessed be
Haiku #58018, by vhs of texas, stop
February 1, 2018 12:28 pm ET

nice blog about life. my blog.
Haiku #58017, by XRumerTest
February 1, 2018 12:48 am ET

theres times when cats just
throw all serious banter
out when ahe decides

to sit on the clothes
i was going to put on
for bed after my

evening shower
Haiku #58016, by vhs
January 31, 2018 11:28 pm ET

had mine out around
18, had a dream about
it before hand, weird
Haiku #58015, by vhs of wisdom teeth
January 31, 2018 10:34 am ET

Wisdom teeth removed
Hydrocodone? Oh fuck yes
My spit is bloody
Haiku #58014, by At Least I Don't Have To Talk
January 30, 2018 3:02 pm ET

ah dang it pardon
rewind to last haiku as
vhs divide
Haiku #58013, by vhs of and the one before too
January 30, 2018 9:17 am ET

i go back to my
first anime, star blazers
one ship vs blue guys
Haiku #58012, by Anonymous Poet
January 30, 2018 9:16 am ET

oh come on when do
i get to use cheesy words
like ennui and mung?
Haiku #58011, by vhs
January 30, 2018 9:10 am ET

screw you guys, i'm going home!
Haiku #58010, by cartman
January 30, 2018 9:09 am ET

Thank you, come again
Haiku #58009, by Apoo
January 30, 2018 8:46 am ET

Ha ha!
Haiku #58008, by Nelson Muntz
January 30, 2018 1:22 am ET

the soil is bare and
dry and the only things grow
desertwise, cacti
Haiku #58007, by vhs
January 29, 2018 11:36 pm ET

keeps on going still
empty bottle on his bed
ball pont pen aside
Haiku #58006, by vhs
January 29, 2018 8:46 pm ET

creativity
must go on even in the
state of captivi...ty
Haiku #58005, by vhs
January 29, 2018 12:42 pm ET

life goes on but the
black marks are there along with
the happy moments
Haiku #58004, by vhs
January 28, 2018 11:18 am ET

I can get confused
too, and i know some things
get better with time
Haiku #58003, by vhs
January 27, 2018 2:39 pm ET

ach, i know, i try
to sort out who i was and
am now, right now i

don't like snarky for
it is too much like gen x
of old in some ways

....as much
Haiku #58002, by vhs of if the joke is ok, it wasn't ok
January 27, 2018 2:37 pm ET

Here's a solution...
Don't post anonymously
It confuses us
Haiku #58001, by Mandingo Ebola
January 27, 2018 2:08 pm ET

Ah, the old "c" word.
Censorship. It's a fine line.
Not sure where it is.

I have been vile too,
But nobody complained much...
I'll try to be nice

But snark can be fun
Some just can't handle it well
Sucks to be human
Haiku #58000, by Mandingo Ebola
January 27, 2018 2:01 pm ET

something comedy
chicken sandwich?? long shot post
i need to smoke weed

i think
Haiku #57999, by vhs
January 27, 2018 1:40 pm ET

still i see a lot
of censoring going down
but wished id censored

myself a while back
Haiku #57998, by vhs
January 27, 2018 1:10 pm ET

yeah global warming
beef industry deny as
i like, still damn gross
Haiku #57997, by vhs
January 27, 2018 10:36 am ET

and this too shall pass
cows in meadow making gas
suffr'n succotash
Haiku #57996, by Adorable Kittens
January 27, 2018 3:20 am ET

it sucks to be a
human at times, flawed self, and
mistakes will be made xxxx
Haiku #57995, by vhs
January 26, 2018 1:00 pm ET

cookie addiction
covered in a family
guy episode...yikes
Haiku #57994, by vhs
January 26, 2018 10:18 am ET

Snuffleupagus
That was one drugged out Muppet
Cookie Monster too!
Haiku #57993, by ....
January 26, 2018 1:10 am ET

the shame of it all
though the message is quite true
i have misspelt hordes
Haiku #57992, by ash
January 25, 2018 11:25 pm ET

so it's straya day
buy jingo and wave the flag
you hoardes of bogans
Haiku #57991, by ash
January 25, 2018 11:23 pm ET

i wanted to just
keep a place alive in this
era of facebook and

so called fake news
Haiku #57990, by js
January 25, 2018 12:19 pm ET

i like mark manson
he has a website and he
is wise to ignore me
Haiku #57989, by beatmax
January 25, 2018 11:55 am ET

sometimes we only
miss something when we realize
it is not around
Haiku #57988, by Anonymous Poet
January 25, 2018 11:41 am ET

the problem with say
censorship is say a book
like naked lunch with

everything vile the
right is accusing pizza
gate, scream foul, and

double standards, but
books still sell by al franken
and bill o reilley
Haiku #57987, by betamax
January 25, 2018 11:36 am ET

its not fun when the
joy of friendship is whiped out
by some angry thought

god damn life or death
is in the way of the toungue
doubled edged sword
Haiku #57986, by js
January 25, 2018 11:33 am ET

i was on the treadmill
doing exercizes i hate
doing over and

over and want to end
the list of obligations
go north somewhere

and walden in the cold
for a bit of time then come
back i hope a changed

person
Haiku #57985, by js
January 25, 2018 11:31 am ET

i was about to quit
i feel like that right now, i
value the person

i talk to over
this place any day, so let
vhs die off

like the format
Haiku #57984, by js
January 25, 2018 10:52 am ET

id hate to hear on
religion and sex i need
to eat hot dogs on

friday, hail eris
but seriously i feel
not good right now cause

a barb was aimed and
a barb i shall aim no more
thats potuses job to

say stupid stuff on twitter
Haiku #57983, by Anonymous Poet
January 25, 2018 10:50 am ET

that does it, im not
surrounded by assholes but
i am the asshole

i need to clean up
Haiku #57982, by vhs
January 25, 2018 10:47 am ET

it always creeps in
stupid comments my bad the
cock crows three times

denied
Haiku #57981, by vhs
January 25, 2018 10:44 am ET

Just made a mistake
Diarrhea is like stew
Not like soup. Sorry
Haiku #57980, by Mandingo Ebola of I miss you idiots
January 25, 2018 10:24 am ET

If I got money
Every time called an a-hole
I would be soooo rich

Lighten up anon
People will be rude sometimes
Just a part of life

But seriously
Politics has no place here
Just upsets people

We prefer fart jokes
And masturbation updates
That's just how it is.

Now you have been warned
So come back and try again
Diarrhea soup
Haiku #57979, by Mandingo Ebola
January 25, 2018 10:14 am ET

horrified he puts the
barb away meaning it for
someone he didn't know
Haiku #57978, by vhs
January 25, 2018 7:51 am ET

this place is not fun
got called an asshole by you
but, you get your wish

I wont post anymore
Haiku #57977, by Anonymous Poet
January 24, 2018 3:24 pm ET

which one is which on
here, oh well part of the fun
gotta love these durn

Fourth Turnings
Haiku #57976, by vhs
January 24, 2018 1:37 pm ET

Fuck all of this shit.
What have I done with my life?
Not a Goddamn thing.
Haiku #57975, by DARTH FIGPUCKER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 24, 2018 3:36 am ET

I am a math whore.
That is my official job.
There's none more evil.
Haiku #57974, by
January 24, 2018 3:32 am ET

Penile implants.
Balloon animal sausage.
I hope they don't pop.
Haiku #57973, by
January 24, 2018 3:30 am ET