The crazy man masturbates under his trenchcoat in the public park, pretending not to notice people staring at him. He sometimes is put in the county mental ward for a short time, but shortly released because he poses no serious threat to anyone, so returns to the park to masturbate again, pretending not to notice people staring at him mouths agape. Time passes and few people go to that park now except him b/c they don't want to see a crazy old man masturbating under his trenchcoat and it frightens them. The beautiful park is essentially his now, which is what he planned. And they call him crazy.
, by the 153rd generation of decendents of Bill Gates' first hermit crab that he released at the beach.
January 11, 2018 11:29 pm ET