BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
21 Years
12 Days
and
57684 Haikus
later...
moving along from
one place to another and
closing the doorway
Haiku #57540, by xxx
October 22, 2017 8:17 pm ET

Sensory deprivation of the soul.
Invent your own eternal damnation.
The Spiritual Dimensional Demon's Guild Labor Union is on strike and demanding longer breaks and free coffee.
We are doing a better job than Satan.
Haiku #57539, by Anonymous Poet
October 22, 2017 12:51 am ET

well stuff does tend to
go in circles, bad and good
we all have our share
Haiku #57538, by vhs
October 21, 2017 6:02 pm ET

The destination
And the origin can be
The same exact place
Haiku #57537, by dvd
October 21, 2017 2:45 pm ET

i'm trying to get
my body up to task as
i should have done so

a long time ago
expressing self on line with
ignoring the bod
Haiku #57536, by vhs
October 21, 2017 10:11 am ET

Total submission
Please replace my transmission
Get me to my home
Haiku #57535, by Mandingo Ebola of Aspen
October 21, 2017 5:16 am ET

Shining in the fields
Empty bed for spirits loved
Birds fly lonely now
Haiku #57534, by dvd
October 21, 2017 1:40 am ET

I got drunk again
So I went to see a friend
So tough to pretend
Haiku #57533, by Mandingo Ebola of Holiday inn off I 70
October 21, 2017 12:40 am ET

If time ran backwards,
farts would get sucked up your ass
and turn into beans.
Haiku #57532, by Darth Figpucker
October 20, 2017 11:35 pm ET

What sort of jokes would farts tell about us if farts could make humans?
Haiku #57531, by Darth Figpucker
October 20, 2017 11:33 pm ET

one day off can be
an off day or a day off
all is in context
Haiku #57530, by vhs
October 20, 2017 4:32 pm ET

this is why i like
df, sort of, he blurts out
what we might say if

we were the fool card
in tarot...what needs to be
said, our Candide

with fart jokes
Haiku #57529, by vhs
October 20, 2017 11:28 am ET

then we can make a
haiku, settle down and hi
hi haiku along
Haiku #57528, by vhs
October 20, 2017 11:27 am ET

we don't make the rules
a haiku is a haiku
or else it isn't



...it might be senryu though
Haiku #57527, by ash
October 20, 2017 9:16 am ET

Inappropriate
testicular overload
discharged explosion.
Haiku #57526, by Anonymous Poet
October 20, 2017 5:38 am ET

Rules writing haiku
I don't have to follow them
This is bad haiku
Haiku #57525, by dvd
October 19, 2017 11:05 pm ET

ashes to ashes
dust to dust, chevy vs ford
meaningless conflicts
Haiku #57524, by vhs
October 19, 2017 7:29 pm ET

You should try Japan.
They enjoy faecal facials.
Wrinkle reducer.
Haiku #57523, by faecal facial fuck-all
October 19, 2017 4:02 pm ET

promote that movement
the faecal transplant catch cry :
"yes, we give a shit"
Haiku #57522, by ash of http://verbekefoundation.com/en/casanus/
October 19, 2017 8:13 am ET

when is a haiku
probably not a haiku ?
that's when it isn't
Haiku #57521, by ash
October 19, 2017 3:05 am ET

Spirit is not observed
How then can one claim it is real?
Spirit is not an observation
But that which observes
Consciousness is not
A byproduct of metabolism
Or neurochemistry they just facilitate
What can't be created or destroyed
Haiku #57520, by dvd
October 18, 2017 10:18 pm ET

bend over, mad men
my faecal transplant clinic
will be "wholly shit"
Haiku #57519, by ash
October 18, 2017 8:14 pm ET

i wish i knew what
to say in some cases but
sometimes i just can't
Haiku #57518, by xxx
October 18, 2017 8:13 pm ET

I'm trying to get Graham's crackers stuck in people's teeth. I coat them in caramel. Or something.

And the captcha is "Dentista guignes"... wow dentista and caramel in teeth. Jeezus, this shit is SCARY. Yet again it knows what I'm thinking before I type it.
Haiku #57517, by Anonymous Poet
October 18, 2017 10:54 am ET

I love paying poor kids in foreign countries to recite:
"Praise be to Satan, Lord of Darkness"
when they try to collect money for singing Christmas songs.
Roughly $0.25 per soul.
I'm such an asshole.
But they really need to hold off on the Christmas shit until December.
Haiku #57516, by Anonymous Poet
October 18, 2017 9:17 am ET

i'm trying to get
Graham's Number stuck in the head
of people i know

N64--so graham's number is the nintendo 64????
Haiku #57515, by vhs
October 17, 2017 10:16 pm ET

Life like a rain storm
Waiting for it to stop so
I can go outside
Haiku #57514, by dvd
October 17, 2017 9:25 pm ET

hmm, well between twix
and dat i did get into
his first 3 books of

his invasion earth
trilogy long before i
knew about Xenu...
Haiku #57513, by vhs of a scientology reference
October 17, 2017 8:37 pm ET

L. Ron Hubbard
Is in my cupboard
I just want to brush his fucking teeth

https://www.google.com/search?q=l+ron+hubbard&client=ms-android-verizon&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjB2MmC8_jWAhUEWSYKHbaLBQQQ_AUIEigB&biw=598&bih=280&dpr=4#imgrc=qLt4v0VrVkrCJM:
Haiku #57512, by dvd
October 17, 2017 8:21 pm ET

Foraging for gourmet mushrooms
With Darth Figpucker
Prepare to trip balls
Haiku #57511, by dvd of terence mckenna's living room
October 17, 2017 5:57 pm ET

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Ìîå ïî÷òåíèå, Äîðîãîé Äðóã.
Óæå áîëüøîé ïåðèîä ìû çàíèìàåìñÿ èçãîòîâëåíèåì íîâèíîê ìóçûêàëüíîãî ìèðà. Áûòóåò ìíîãî íàçâàíèé ýòîãî ïðåêðàñíîãî èíñòðóìåíòà. Ìíîãèå çíàþò åãî, êàê ãëþêîôîí / happy drum.
×òî èìåííî ïðåäñòàâëÿåò èç ñåáÿ ìóçûêàëüíûé èíñòðóìåíò ãëþêîôîí? Ýòî ìóçûêà, äîñòóïíàÿ äëÿ êàæäîãî, äàðÿùàÿ åìó ñ÷àñòüå, óñïîêîåíèå è ñîñòîÿíèå âíóòðåííåé ãàðìîíèè.
Ñîçäàòü ÷òî-òî àáñîëþòíî óíèêàëüíîå â ýòîì ìèðå, ãäå ïðèâûêëè îðèåíòèðîâàòüñÿ òîëüêî íà èíòåðíåò è ãàäæåòû èçðÿäíî ñëîæíî. Íå ñìîòðÿ íà âñå ýòî íàì ýòî óäàåòñÿ. Ñïðîñèòå ïî÷åìó? Äàâàéòå ðàññìîòðèì ðàçëè÷èå íàøèõ ìàñòåðîâ ñîçäàòåëåé ãëþêîôîíà îò äðóãèõ ìàñòåðîâ:

 ïåðâóþ î÷åðåäü ìû èñêëþ÷èòåëüíî îáîæàåì âåñü ýòîò òâîð÷åñêèé ïðîöåññ. Âåäü ÷òî æå ìîæåò áûòü ïðåêðàñíåé, ÷åì ó÷àñòâîâàòü â ñîçäàíèè øåäåâðîâ. Ñîçäàâàåìûé íàøèì ìàñòåðîì, àáñîëþòíî êàæäûé ãëþêîôîí óíèêàëåí è íåïîâòîðèì. Îí èìååò îïðåäåëåííîå çâó÷àíèå, âèçóàëüíûé âèä è ìîæåò ñòàòü äðóãîì ÷åëîâåêà. Âåäü èñêëþ÷èòåëüíî ìóçûêà ìîæåò ïîäàðèòü ñïîêîéñòâèå è âåðó â ñåáÿ
Haiku #57510, by ReighDog of Japan
October 17, 2017 5:52 pm ET

Sweet powdered imitation artificial Indian tea (dot, not feather) has got what to do with autumn, I'd like to know.

Forage for your food and join the squirrel brotherhood. You'll never need Walmart again. Feasts for free abound in yonder woodlands or something. Get off your fat fucking ass, I suppose.
Haiku #57509, by Anonymous Poet
October 17, 2017 8:11 am ET

Those words are like birds
Dropping in and leaving turds
For you to think on
Haiku #57508, by Adorable Kittens
October 17, 2017 12:47 am ET

all i care about
is this keep going and words
keep this place alive
Haiku #57507, by vhs
October 16, 2017 8:36 pm ET

summer sun flutters
through the lush sycamore trees
Zipadee doo dah
Haiku #57506, by Jeff of SRQ, FL
October 16, 2017 8:09 pm ET

after a while a
period of time gives way
to another time
Haiku #57505, by vhs
October 16, 2017 7:41 pm ET

one era dies strangers
say all sorts of things, barking dogs
woof woof woof...toothless
Haiku #57504, by vhs
October 16, 2017 6:12 pm ET

curtain time is now
so roll the credits, harvey
and not the starlets
Haiku #57503, by ash
October 16, 2017 4:38 am ET

casting aspersions
what you get for casting seed
on a casting couch
Haiku #57502, by ash of ex-hollywood
October 16, 2017 4:31 am ET

I never eaten,
nor stuffed in my orifice,
a live octopus.
Haiku #57501, by But after a fifth of tequila, anything is possible.
October 16, 2017 4:00 am ET

Too much ecstasy?
Did you rave hard and get AIDS?
Sharing is caring.
Haiku #57500, by 1990 time machine beckoning you to return.
October 16, 2017 3:57 am ET

random post test three
posting links to central sta
tion, eating pasta
Haiku #57499, by vhs
October 15, 2017 7:20 pm ET

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Haiku #57498, by Anonymous Poet of USA
October 15, 2017 1:42 pm ET

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Haiku #57497, by Anonymous Poet of USA
October 15, 2017 1:42 pm ET

I lost a decade
Some parts come fluttering back
Did the 90s suck?
Haiku #57496, by Anonymous Poet
October 15, 2017 1:43 am ET

Eat a banana.
They're high in potassium.
And look like a dick.
Haiku #57495, by Anonymous Poet
October 14, 2017 6:57 pm ET

still more seriously
i felt like i survived the
1990s with all

the asshole gen x
people who stood together
yet reveal the big

mystery, for all the
knowledge there was a hurt to
some, not all of them
Haiku #57494, by vhs
October 14, 2017 2:32 pm ET

the problem with say
hardening up is all the
beavis and butthead

jokes that that might say
provoke...examples...'huh huh..
he said...harden... huh
huh...

'yeah!! yeah!! he said
Up!! boinggggg...hehheh heh!'
crappucino for

my bunghole now try
a calibi--yau doobie
smoke it forever
Haiku #57493, by vhs
October 14, 2017 1:18 pm ET

my plan for world peace :
kim jong-un can fire missiles
the states can fire trump
Haiku #57492, by ash
October 14, 2017 9:38 am ET

count yourselves lucky
then harden the fuck up, and...
counts yourselves haiku
Haiku #57491, by ash
October 14, 2017 9:29 am ET