BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
21 Years
32 Days
and
57787 Haikus
later...
Inappropriate
testicular overload
discharged explosion.
Haiku #57526, by Anonymous Poet
October 20, 2017 5:38 am ET

Rules writing haiku
I don't have to follow them
This is bad haiku
Haiku #57525, by dvd
October 19, 2017 11:05 pm ET

ashes to ashes
dust to dust, chevy vs ford
meaningless conflicts
Haiku #57524, by vhs
October 19, 2017 7:29 pm ET

You should try Japan.
They enjoy faecal facials.
Wrinkle reducer.
Haiku #57523, by faecal facial fuck-all
October 19, 2017 4:02 pm ET

promote that movement
the faecal transplant catch cry :
"yes, we give a shit"
Haiku #57522, by ash of http://verbekefoundation.com/en/casanus/
October 19, 2017 8:13 am ET

when is a haiku
probably not a haiku ?
that's when it isn't
Haiku #57521, by ash
October 19, 2017 3:05 am ET

Spirit is not observed
How then can one claim it is real?
Spirit is not an observation
But that which observes
Consciousness is not
A byproduct of metabolism
Or neurochemistry they just facilitate
What can't be created or destroyed
Haiku #57520, by dvd
October 18, 2017 10:18 pm ET

bend over, mad men
my faecal transplant clinic
will be "wholly shit"
Haiku #57519, by ash
October 18, 2017 8:14 pm ET

i wish i knew what
to say in some cases but
sometimes i just can't
Haiku #57518, by xxx
October 18, 2017 8:13 pm ET

I'm trying to get Graham's crackers stuck in people's teeth. I coat them in caramel. Or something.

And the captcha is "Dentista guignes"... wow dentista and caramel in teeth. Jeezus, this shit is SCARY. Yet again it knows what I'm thinking before I type it.
Haiku #57517, by Anonymous Poet
October 18, 2017 10:54 am ET

I love paying poor kids in foreign countries to recite:
"Praise be to Satan, Lord of Darkness"
when they try to collect money for singing Christmas songs.
Roughly $0.25 per soul.
I'm such an asshole.
But they really need to hold off on the Christmas shit until December.
Haiku #57516, by Anonymous Poet
October 18, 2017 9:17 am ET

i'm trying to get
Graham's Number stuck in the head
of people i know

N64--so graham's number is the nintendo 64????
Haiku #57515, by vhs
October 17, 2017 10:16 pm ET

Life like a rain storm
Waiting for it to stop so
I can go outside
Haiku #57514, by dvd
October 17, 2017 9:25 pm ET

hmm, well between twix
and dat i did get into
his first 3 books of

his invasion earth
trilogy long before i
knew about Xenu...
Haiku #57513, by vhs of a scientology reference
October 17, 2017 8:37 pm ET

L. Ron Hubbard
Is in my cupboard
I just want to brush his fucking teeth

https://www.google.com/search?q=l+ron+hubbard&client=ms-android-verizon&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjB2MmC8_jWAhUEWSYKHbaLBQQQ_AUIEigB&biw=598&bih=280&dpr=4#imgrc=qLt4v0VrVkrCJM:
Haiku #57512, by dvd
October 17, 2017 8:21 pm ET

Foraging for gourmet mushrooms
With Darth Figpucker
Prepare to trip balls
Haiku #57511, by dvd of terence mckenna's living room
October 17, 2017 5:57 pm ET

https://goo.gl/VfpDEc - http://happy-drum.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/happy-drum-oko.jpg

Ìîå ïî÷òåíèå, Äîðîãîé Äðóã.
Óæå áîëüøîé ïåðèîä ìû çàíèìàåìñÿ èçãîòîâëåíèåì íîâèíîê ìóçûêàëüíîãî ìèðà. Áûòóåò ìíîãî íàçâàíèé ýòîãî ïðåêðàñíîãî èíñòðóìåíòà. Ìíîãèå çíàþò åãî, êàê ãëþêîôîí / happy drum.
×òî èìåííî ïðåäñòàâëÿåò èç ñåáÿ ìóçûêàëüíûé èíñòðóìåíò ãëþêîôîí? Ýòî ìóçûêà, äîñòóïíàÿ äëÿ êàæäîãî, äàðÿùàÿ åìó ñ÷àñòüå, óñïîêîåíèå è ñîñòîÿíèå âíóòðåííåé ãàðìîíèè.
Ñîçäàòü ÷òî-òî àáñîëþòíî óíèêàëüíîå â ýòîì ìèðå, ãäå ïðèâûêëè îðèåíòèðîâàòüñÿ òîëüêî íà èíòåðíåò è ãàäæåòû èçðÿäíî ñëîæíî. Íå ñìîòðÿ íà âñå ýòî íàì ýòî óäàåòñÿ. Ñïðîñèòå ïî÷åìó? Äàâàéòå ðàññìîòðèì ðàçëè÷èå íàøèõ ìàñòåðîâ ñîçäàòåëåé ãëþêîôîíà îò äðóãèõ ìàñòåðîâ:

 ïåðâóþ î÷åðåäü ìû èñêëþ÷èòåëüíî îáîæàåì âåñü ýòîò òâîð÷åñêèé ïðîöåññ. Âåäü ÷òî æå ìîæåò áûòü ïðåêðàñíåé, ÷åì ó÷àñòâîâàòü â ñîçäàíèè øåäåâðîâ. Ñîçäàâàåìûé íàøèì ìàñòåðîì, àáñîëþòíî êàæäûé ãëþêîôîí óíèêàëåí è íåïîâòîðèì. Îí èìååò îïðåäåëåííîå çâó÷àíèå, âèçóàëüíûé âèä è ìîæåò ñòàòü äðóãîì ÷åëîâåêà. Âåäü èñêëþ÷èòåëüíî ìóçûêà ìîæåò ïîäàðèòü ñïîêîéñòâèå è âåðó â ñåáÿ
Haiku #57510, by ReighDog of Japan
October 17, 2017 5:52 pm ET

Sweet powdered imitation artificial Indian tea (dot, not feather) has got what to do with autumn, I'd like to know.

Forage for your food and join the squirrel brotherhood. You'll never need Walmart again. Feasts for free abound in yonder woodlands or something. Get off your fat fucking ass, I suppose.
Haiku #57509, by Anonymous Poet
October 17, 2017 8:11 am ET

Those words are like birds
Dropping in and leaving turds
For you to think on
Haiku #57508, by Adorable Kittens
October 17, 2017 12:47 am ET

all i care about
is this keep going and words
keep this place alive
Haiku #57507, by vhs
October 16, 2017 8:36 pm ET

summer sun flutters
through the lush sycamore trees
Zipadee doo dah
Haiku #57506, by Jeff of SRQ, FL
October 16, 2017 8:09 pm ET

after a while a
period of time gives way
to another time
Haiku #57505, by vhs
October 16, 2017 7:41 pm ET

one era dies strangers
say all sorts of things, barking dogs
woof woof woof...toothless
Haiku #57504, by vhs
October 16, 2017 6:12 pm ET

curtain time is now
so roll the credits, harvey
and not the starlets
Haiku #57503, by ash
October 16, 2017 4:38 am ET

casting aspersions
what you get for casting seed
on a casting couch
Haiku #57502, by ash of ex-hollywood
October 16, 2017 4:31 am ET

I never eaten,
nor stuffed in my orifice,
a live octopus.
Haiku #57501, by But after a fifth of tequila, anything is possible.
October 16, 2017 4:00 am ET

Too much ecstasy?
Did you rave hard and get AIDS?
Sharing is caring.
Haiku #57500, by 1990 time machine beckoning you to return.
October 16, 2017 3:57 am ET

random post test three
posting links to central sta
tion, eating pasta
Haiku #57499, by vhs
October 15, 2017 7:20 pm ET

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Haiku #57498, by Anonymous Poet of USA
October 15, 2017 1:42 pm ET

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Haiku #57497, by Anonymous Poet of USA
October 15, 2017 1:42 pm ET

I lost a decade
Some parts come fluttering back
Did the 90s suck?
Haiku #57496, by Anonymous Poet
October 15, 2017 1:43 am ET

Eat a banana.
They're high in potassium.
And look like a dick.
Haiku #57495, by Anonymous Poet
October 14, 2017 6:57 pm ET

still more seriously
i felt like i survived the
1990s with all

the asshole gen x
people who stood together
yet reveal the big

mystery, for all the
knowledge there was a hurt to
some, not all of them
Haiku #57494, by vhs
October 14, 2017 2:32 pm ET

the problem with say
hardening up is all the
beavis and butthead

jokes that that might say
provoke...examples...'huh huh..
he said...harden... huh
huh...

'yeah!! yeah!! he said
Up!! boinggggg...hehheh heh!'
crappucino for

my bunghole now try
a calibi--yau doobie
smoke it forever
Haiku #57493, by vhs
October 14, 2017 1:18 pm ET

my plan for world peace :
kim jong-un can fire missiles
the states can fire trump
Haiku #57492, by ash
October 14, 2017 9:38 am ET

count yourselves lucky
then harden the fuck up, and...
counts yourselves haiku
Haiku #57491, by ash
October 14, 2017 9:29 am ET

Somehow I picture a Ken doll
with anal beads and Crown Royal accessories.
Because you know that Barbie is a nagging bitch
due to the fact that Ken is a useless eunuch,
but then that bitch has no right to complain
because she has no vagina to begin with.

I love those blue Crown Royal bags.
I think they are Smurf nutsacks sewn together.

I wish that my string hadn't broke when
Steve pulled me out of Donald's ass
(Like a lawn mower pull cord.)
and Vladamir made a video of it.
But alas, that life had ended and a new one began.
Haiku #57490, by Anonymous Poet
October 14, 2017 4:38 am ET

We each leave our mark
Like dogs peeing on a tree
We also sniff it
Haiku #57489, by Adorable Kittens
October 14, 2017 3:02 am ET

The meaning of life
That one can live a life with meaning
Anything else is an accesory
Anal beads and Crown Royal Apparently included
But optional
Haiku #57488, by dvd of Steve Buscemi's house, to exorcise his anal beads
October 14, 2017 1:39 am ET

looks like for better
or worse hollywood is on
the way of down and

obsolete like so
much else that has come and gone
from 1970 to now
Haiku #57487, by vhs
October 13, 2017 9:32 pm ET

ok, indifference
to the holy spirit...well
bokonon, vonnegut
Haiku #57486, by vhs
October 13, 2017 7:07 pm ET

That was my previous life.
It was fun for a while.
Until he shared me w/ Donald Trump.
It's no fun being up Trump's ass, I'll tell you.
The only "Holy Spirit" that I know of is Crown Royal. I cannot love a God that creates a universe doomed to fail. But if that was His goal, assuming His existence in the first place, which is also highly unlikely, he succeeded.
What's the point of it all? 42.

I once overheard a crack whore talking about having babies, she had HIV and knew those AIDS babies would not survive, but she loved the welfare checks. Doomed to failure. Victims of Entropy and The 2nd Law of Thermomoronics or Something.

God. Praise Him on High. Attain Heavenly Enlightenment. Be as One with The Universe. Ohm Mani Padme Hum.
Yep yep yep.

I really wish to God (pun intended) that I could be like you.
Haiku #57485, by df
October 13, 2017 2:47 am ET

I hope that if reincarnation is real
Vhs becomes the pet octopus
Of a wealthy Japanese woman
With a tentacle fetish
As for df...
I think it would be appropriate for him
To be reincarnated as anal beads
Destined for Steve Buscemi's anus
Haiku #57484, by dvd
October 13, 2017 12:55 am ET

There was a girl I went to school with
I recall that she had a skin condition
Huge flakes, size of pepperoni slices
When she thought no one was looking
She'd peel that fucker off real quick
...
And eat it
This site is alot like that girl
Haiku #57483, by dvd
October 13, 2017 12:38 am ET

well he's done it for
so damn long why am i not
surprised i hadn't???
Haiku #57482, by vhs
October 12, 2017 9:34 pm ET

Wow
Haiku #57481, by Adorable Kittens
October 12, 2017 9:08 pm ET

at this point fozzie
decided to bitchrape those
two old men in the

balcony, and out
you came, squealing and fucking
till you could blaspheme

the holy spirit
and no one would bat a damn
eyelid at this point
Haiku #57480, by vhs
October 12, 2017 6:53 pm ET

I found a very interesting site of hosting parasites that feed off other hosting sites that host parasites that call themselves poets.
We are all parasites of the Earth in some form or another and God needs to get off His fat lazy and and sprinkle some Goddamn Fleapowder on this shit speck pet rock planet of His.
I would like some okra, zucchini, and perhaps pumpkin squash stewed in a nice homemade tomato sauce this morning. But no, I have stale kids chocolate cereal w/o milk. Not even a Goddamn beer in the fridge. I should run out into the office butt-naked to freak out all my secretaries and piss off my wife. I should, I really really should.
https://www.scribd.com/document/350140222/evi1-a-novel-about-you
Masturbate as much as you'd like. Life is short.
Haiku #57479, by df of One of the shittiest towns on this planet.
October 12, 2017 6:10 pm ET

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Haiku #57478, by Michaelmop of Kenya
October 12, 2017 10:02 am ET

Sangria?
Isn't that like the Manischewitz for people who refuse to be Jewish?
Enjoy a bacon cheeseburger with it.
Oh it's fun to take Kosher hotdogs and put cheese on them.
Granted, I'm not a fan of hotdogs, Kosher or otherwise. It's just that it's so much fun ruin the work of those Rabbis.
Kind of why it's so much more fun to have sex w/ Catholic school girls instead of just your normal Christian slut. Well, I guess the priests need something juicy to masturbate to during confessions.
Christ, I'm such a perv. From Sangria to Horny priests in just a few sentences. I need help. ;-)
Haiku #57477, by df
October 12, 2017 7:25 am ET