War and Xans do good
Adderall can't compete
You are addicted
Haiku #57378, by Epitome of Guava of Norwegian Stockings September 17, 2017 3:36 pm ET
I got internet
I look up latex pony
Girls and furry porn
But if you get bored with life
PBS is good
Haiku #57377, by Henry David Thoreau of Walden Pond September 17, 2017 10:20 am ET
Foreskin was removed
By a Jewish man with knife
They didn't keep it
Haiku #57376, by Anonymous Penis September 17, 2017 10:13 am ET
I was going to be an astronaut
But I figured it'd be too hard
So I thought, fuck it
I'll make documentaries about
Oatmeal and related topics
And sell them to PBS
Who will in turn target
The nursing home demographic
Haiku #57375, by Oatmeal Documentarian of PBS September 17, 2017 10:05 am ET
What is this life
why am I alive
what is happening
Haiku #57374, by where of flag September 17, 2017 12:53 am ET
latex dragons and
bored relationships with shiny
outfits...give me walden
over all this shit
Haiku #57373, by Anonymous Poet September 16, 2017 11:29 pm ET
Global warming climate change ocean acidification Great Barrier Reef death shrinking ice caps extreme storms Kardashians on Trump's White House Cabinet Kim Jong-un's Sponge Bob underpants
Haiku #57372, by the time you read this, an evil overlord demon will come out of of the ground... too late! September 16, 2017 11:14 pm ET
Haiku #57366, by the way, you are here for me of course; not vice versa, Ursula. September 16, 2017 2:44 pm ET
Aenesthetization until equilibrium.
Puny pugnacious penile people.
Bide time. Bought time. Bed time.
And all your money won't another.
Familiarity of warm fondled testicles.
Contemptuous attractor. Just an actor.
Nuclear reactor. Word dissociation.
A few moments of forgotten life.
Distraction much appreciated.
Haiku #57365, by You are here for me, of course; not vice versa. September 16, 2017 2:40 pm ET
the days off don't last
long enough but time is short
others try to live
their lives through those who
are outside of themselves and
do not live their own
Haiku #57364, by vhs of not an easy lesson for me either September 16, 2017 2:17 pm ET