BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
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I drag on and on.
So I got the name Dragon
Enough about you....

Let's talk about me.
Because that is all I see
I can't get enough
Haiku #57148, by Dragon of the cave on the mountain top
August 12, 2017 1:46 am ET

Spectral bee nectar
Invisible sideshow of life
Death in the alley
Haiku #57147, by Dragon
August 12, 2017 1:32 am ET

well getting sick is
a pain in the ass but the
body stops so we

are FORCED to chill out
Haiku #57146, by vhs
August 11, 2017 8:08 pm ET

oh you had the whole
dadaist protest idea
too huh, I think folks

need to deconstruct
protests in a form of art
movement, had this thought!
Haiku #57145, by vhs
August 11, 2017 7:58 pm ET

Original meme
Man in sackcloth with a sign
Read only: "REPENT"
Haiku #57144, by adam ben adam
August 11, 2017 5:52 pm ET

Occupy Yourself
The antidote to groupthink
Carrying blank signs
Haiku #57143, by dvd
August 11, 2017 5:51 pm ET

Weaving sound
Fingers on strings squeeze
Out a tapestry and I see
Through a window needing cleaning
Thoughts of people
Never having met
Telescopic admiration
Moved by action at a distance
Birds chirp in cages wings aching
Haiku #57142, by Anonymous Poet
August 11, 2017 5:36 pm ET

Facing the spacing
Interiorizing it
Longing to belong
Haiku #57141, by alfamike
August 11, 2017 5:14 pm ET

this is one of those
haiku when i don't have much
to say because well

what the fuck did i
just read here?
Haiku #57140, by vhs
August 10, 2017 6:48 pm ET

Huh huh, dude, you said
you're number 2, huh huh huh.
Yeah yeah, heh heh heh.

Maybe I'm your dad.
Like, 'cause I went number two.
I gave birth to you.

No way, you dumbass.
That, like, makes you his mom, dude.
Oh yeah... you're really smart.

Beavis and Butthead.
Beer and Burgers.
Bed and Breakfast.
Boobs and butts
Babes and bitches.
Haiku #57139, by zentrum margaguna
August 10, 2017 5:27 pm ET

Dreaming of horses
Conditional affection?
Hope deferred so long
Haiku #57138, by dvd
August 10, 2017 5:24 pm ET

this is one of those
"haiku" when I've no idea
what i want to say
Haiku #57137, by vhs
August 10, 2017 1:13 pm ET

remember our friend
here is a Vogon, the WORST
no 3rd WORST poems

in the universe...

me I am #2 so i am more

worst, dunno about Slavoj
Haiku #57136, by vhs
August 9, 2017 8:36 pm ET

I had a cat once
It cornered a mouse
The mouse got up on two legs
And punched the cat in the face
Cat was stunned
Mouse escaped
Haiku #57135, by dvd
August 9, 2017 12:58 pm ET

Death Valley heat wave
My lust for her, but her heart,
Arctic circle cold
Haiku #57134, by Primitive Lifeform
August 9, 2017 8:50 am ET

Did forty push-ups.
The sweat drips from my nethers
after the third set.
Haiku #57133, by Darth Figpucker
August 8, 2017 9:11 pm ET

I have exactly
one hour to kill before
"meeting" my client.

How many gross haiku
can I compose in that time?
Or I'll exercise?

Or I can do both!
I wonder how that works out.
No pun intended.
Haiku #57132, by Darth Figpucker
August 8, 2017 9:07 pm ET

Those Krampusnacht vids
on youtube fascinate me.
I think I'm in love.

Or something like it.
Love, not lust, so get your minds
out of the gutter.

To be a demon,
for just one night of the year.
What could be better?

And you can be mean
to little brats and children.
I am so jealous.
Haiku #57131, by Darth Figpucker, The Highly Inappropriate
August 8, 2017 9:00 pm ET

I've done many things.
But getting AIDS from poodles,
that is a new one.

The dead manatee,
she was frisky this morning.
Or that was maggots.
Haiku #57130, by Darth Figpucker, Esq.
August 8, 2017 8:52 pm ET

patient: doc, I want you to cure me

doctor figpucker: I am prescribing you AIDS

the end
Haiku #57129, by Anonymous Poodle
August 8, 2017 7:57 pm ET

i try to ignore
some of the stuff posted on
here and try to post

stuff that doesn't push
scat or splat or whatever
but i can, do push
Haiku #57128, by vhs
August 8, 2017 12:25 pm ET

some of the stuff on
here turns my stomach so i
can understand why

folks might move along
Haiku #57127, by vhs
August 8, 2017 11:43 am ET

i have relatives
going over family
pictures and here this

is internet One
as it once was, not as it
is now, a bit not

Haiku #57126, by Anonymous Poet
August 8, 2017 11:23 am ET

can anybody direct me on how to remove my haiku from this website?
I did contact Janis but no reply!
i will appreciate your kind direction
Haiku #57125, by Anonymous Poet
August 8, 2017 9:17 am ET

Too much coffee is killing me, but if not for coffee I'd kill myself.
Haiku #57124, by Anonymous Poet
August 7, 2017 11:31 pm ET

I wonder what my wife would do if I got her some of that vag-tightening-jel.

Not that it would matter. I imaging screwing a tight pussy manatee would be about the same thing.

Santa with puke in beard... I think I am jealous.
But I think I'd rather be a drunken Krampus.
Haiku #57123, by df
August 7, 2017 10:57 pm ET

Haiku #57122, by dvd
August 7, 2017 12:53 pm ET

Haiku #57121, by dvd
August 7, 2017 12:52 pm ET

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Haiku #57120, by v tight gel of usa
August 7, 2017 8:24 am ET

People in winter
Racing mind leaves home once more
Music plays around
Haiku #57119, by dvd
August 6, 2017 10:26 pm ET

between all the jokes
and abuse of the last few
posts if i tried to

say something about
Philip K Dick I fear just
Beavis And Butthead

You said dick,...
Haiku #57118, by vhs
August 6, 2017 7:49 pm ET

Haiku #57117, by vhs
August 6, 2017 7:38 pm ET

confiscated spring
fallen apart it and I
heart-teasing trial
Haiku #57116, by Anonymous Poet
August 6, 2017 10:37 am ET

imagine df
as mall santa but thing is
its fucking august
children run away
from vomit stained beard santa
had too much nutmeg
with his satchel full
cheap amanita mushrooms
and cans of nitrous
its quite possible
the man had sex with poodle
not jealous at all
Haiku #57115, by Anonymous Poodle
August 6, 2017 9:31 am ET

Never have children.
If you don't regret it now,
you will one day soon.

Considering the state of the world, it's pointless to have children anyway; you'll only be bringing more pain and misery into a world where there is already plenty. Better just to fuck whores, get AIDS, and die young. But it's too late for me.
Haiku #57114, by Anonymous Poet
August 6, 2017 3:41 am ET

When the next girl went on stage and spread her legs, it looked exactly like an Arby's roast beef sandwich and smelled similar. The beef they use isn't really beef, but some mystery conglomeration of rejected parts from dog food companies, processed with food coloring and flavors added. Having had friends who worked there made this a known fact and even they wouldn't eat it if it was free. You felt the same about this fur burger displayed in the window stage. Like in those old Life cereal commercials, "Give it to VHS, he'll eat anything."
Haiku #57113, by Anonymous Poet
August 6, 2017 3:36 am ET

She wore a t-shirt that said "Vampyres suck better!" The misspelled vampire in large red Gothic lettering. She was the kind of girl you'd forbid your daughter to have as a friend and encourage your son to take advantage of and then dump. It was wrong to see her naked, but every politician, lawyer, and preacher from 5 towns away was also viewing her young naked body, so how wrong could it be?
Haiku #57112, by Anonymous Poet
August 6, 2017 3:31 am ET

Digital folk art
Is that what this place might be?
That sounds about right
Haiku #57111, by Primitive Lifeform
August 5, 2017 8:09 pm ET

of course if you TRY
then people are like yeah um
i got chips to eat....

um.....bye for now
Haiku #57110, by vhs
August 5, 2017 7:20 pm ET

trying to get some
folks from diverse places to
say hi and post stuff
Haiku #57109, by vhs
August 5, 2017 7:06 pm ET

hmm well you know i
always wanted to date a
gothic babe of the week...
Haiku #57108, by vhs
August 5, 2017 7:02 pm ET

vhs rolls eyes
dvd shrugs his shoulders
a man can dream though
Haiku #57107, by a man
August 5, 2017 6:46 pm ET

a dream is just a
dream a sigh is just a sigh
no kisses though kay?
Haiku #57106, by vhs
August 5, 2017 5:40 pm ET

A dream you dream alone is only a dream

A dream you dream together is reality
Haiku #57105, by dvd
August 5, 2017 5:36 pm ET

oh wait, no no no
you got that right hmm?
Haiku #57104, by vhs
August 5, 2017 4:36 pm ET

Haiku #57103, by vhs
August 5, 2017 4:34 pm ET

Haiku #57102, by gooback of the future
August 5, 2017 4:09 pm ET

you put a sandwich
up in the window at work
and i thought it was

my lunch, which proved to
me if i am hungry I'm
going why does this

fried chicken tender
sandwich taste like fried
cod? lesson, i can

make detailed worlds and
poems but i need a basic
lesson in foodstuffs
Haiku #57101, by vhs
August 4, 2017 7:53 pm ET

You know the universe is chaos
But chaos plays favorites

"Jesus Does The Dishes"
- Wingnut Dishwashers Union
Haiku #57100, by dvd
August 4, 2017 7:42 pm ET

retail spaces once
alive with currency and
clerks close 1/2 off and

abandoned malls all
become new explorer pathways
empty pay phone spots
Haiku #57099, by vhs
August 4, 2017 6:48 pm ET