Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

I'll be off and on
in the coming days, its just
how it is with life
Haiku # 56842, June 16, 2017 1:35 pm ET
by vhs
eye pewp en mi pantz
hella sexy lady dance
painful circumstance
Haiku # 56841, June 16, 2017 12:54 am ET
by Adorable Kittens of Rhymenation
Why does a wolf drool?
For the same reason you do
Just hungry is all
Haiku # 56840, June 15, 2017 11:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Imagine a void
With no beginning or end
Being true nature

Hallucination
Dreaming or society
End object worship

Fate or freewill
Limited number options
Ponder decisions
Haiku # 56839, June 15, 2017 11:07 pm ET
by Someone of Somewhere
our ancestors are
often attached to ideas
that are neither good

or bad, but they are
believed to be a certain
way by that person
Haiku # 56838, June 15, 2017 2:09 pm ET
by vhs
i hope i can sort
out the chaff from the wheat today
make a chaff roll....
Haiku # 56837, June 15, 2017 10:32 am ET
by vhs
egg nog coffee in
the beginning of summer
amazing idea
Haiku # 56836, June 15, 2017 10:25 am ET
by vhs
yes i have thought of
these robot overlords but
they come from Europe

to vacation here
Haiku # 56835, June 15, 2017 10:24 am ET
by vhs
not all endings are
happy but happy or not
endings come to pass
Haiku # 56834, June 15, 2017 10:17 am ET
by vhs
Bad haiku dot com.
You get a haiku and then
a happy ending.

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the captcha for this now is HOTEL 1600.
Do you ever think the captcha program is becoming self aware and can predict and/or read our thoughts?
bad haiku; bad massage; hotel. Wow... I submit to our robot overlords.
Haiku # 56833, June 14, 2017 8:28 pm ET
by df
Sometimes something is so disturbing
It's hilarious
And vice versa

"Possibly in Michigan":

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lt8rfsm2mUE
Haiku # 56832, June 14, 2017 1:57 pm ET
by Thomas the Winged Cat
Many ways to die
Not many ways to survive
And yet here I am
Haiku # 56831, June 14, 2017 1:11 pm ET
by Schrodinger's Cat
i like Robot Monster
gorilla with space helmet
just for the monster

can i see Marcel
DuChamp coming up
with a dadaist

masterpiece like
the gorilla suit with
the diving helmet???
Haiku # 56830, June 14, 2017 11:26 am ET
by vhs
i have this theory
that trash comes in many forms
and that trash like plan

nine from outer space
is accidental art but
kathy griffith's stunt

was trying too hard
to be art but it was just
trash to begin with
Haiku # 56829, June 14, 2017 11:22 am ET
by vhs
the sky is blue, and
right now not thinking of this
or that, there it is
Haiku # 56828, June 14, 2017 10:53 am ET
by vhs
if i dig theory
about big bangs and things like
that then this expanse

of space time will end
in a big crunch, entropy
then it will blow up

into a new space time
how does nothing blow up, hmm?
one name says Kramer

Seinfeld reference
Haiku # 56827, June 14, 2017 10:47 am ET
by vhs
got it together
until entropy prevailed
and i fell apart
Haiku # 56826, June 14, 2017 4:54 am ET
by ash
Do you have oleo?
Oleo for my bunghole?
Haiku # 56825, June 14, 2017 2:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
When I feel good I play under warm distress
Pass it up on a better day
Well you got whatcha want you never knew
Perfect gift from me to you
Got shackles on my wings on tight
Beggin' makin' compromise
Fast enough it's hard to hide
Sometimes I want to disappear
Haiku # 56824, June 13, 2017 10:22 pm ET
by dvd
Wolf in lamb's clothing
Right side up veganism
Quite controversial
Haiku # 56823, June 13, 2017 9:57 pm ET
by Drooling Lamb
Rewards at the sea
Gift of life against the waves
Child laughs across fields
Haiku # 56822, June 13, 2017 9:55 pm ET
by Olea europaea
Signals on the ice
Hidden smile assaults the air
People live nearby
Haiku # 56821, June 13, 2017 9:54 pm ET
by Olea europaea
Eating of fire
Hidden smile is always true
Lament of today
Haiku # 56820, June 13, 2017 9:53 pm ET
by Olea europaea
Resenting mountain
Bird of prey now understands
Sharing on the ice
Haiku # 56819, June 13, 2017 9:52 pm ET
by Olea europaea
Light shines idle
Frozen time bathing in light
Repeating riddles
Haiku # 56818, June 13, 2017 9:51 pm ET
by Olea europaea
Adoring strangers
Tiny joys within my soul
Shining in between
Haiku # 56817, June 13, 2017 9:51 pm ET
by Olea europaea
Ending of secrets
Absolute truth a danger
Good reason hiding
Haiku # 56816, June 13, 2017 9:50 pm ET
by Olea europaea
Lamb in wolf's clothing
Upside down veganism
Not controversial
Haiku # 56815, June 13, 2017 9:38 pm ET
by Drooling Wolf
How many haiku
have you thought and then forgot
before writing down?

I have no hope for this world.
Are manatees edible?
Would they make a good roast for sandwiches?
Orangutan vs. chimp knife fights.
Rice wine fermented in a cask containing the powdered,
baked bones of Himalayan tribe children.
Because shit flows downhill.

She switched the pills at the nursing home with Viagra.
Then live streamed the resulting fiasco.
People pay for that shit.
Haiku # 56814, June 13, 2017 9:19 pm ET
by df
wearable eternity becoming daydreamer balance autonomous erotica vampire apology available

June 13
Haiku # 56813, June 13, 2017 6:00 pm ET
by dvd
bunny communication loophole habitual bewitching document largest daydreamer lavender bunny

April 1
Haiku # 56812, June 13, 2017 5:59 pm ET
by dvd
wolves guaranteed vampire deletion mother almighty cosmic fashion born confidential

March 14
Haiku # 56811, June 13, 2017 5:57 pm ET
by dvd
acrobat club bottomless truth polite biology available predict open sadness

March 10
Haiku # 56810, June 13, 2017 5:56 pm ET
by dvd
Can't sleep - clowns are after me
Good thing I've got a weapon
Deadly Spider Gun (TM)
Haiku # 56809, June 13, 2017 1:12 pm ET
by Whitey Everyday
i shouldn't be so
confident right now but i
am, it sounds silly

because i am used
to having low self esteem
and now have pretty

high self esteem well
it's ironic I'm confident
and I'll deal with it
Haiku # 56808, June 13, 2017 11:16 am ET
by vhs
the way i see it
if i can do nothing right
then you've got me wrong
Haiku # 56807, June 13, 2017 3:32 am ET
by ash
this life is scary
my own cells out to kill me
auto-terrorist
Haiku # 56806, June 12, 2017 11:05 pm ET
by ash
The hot new toy for
Christmas twenty seventeen...
Deadly Spider Gun
Haiku # 56805, June 12, 2017 10:19 pm ET
by Mandingo Ebola
The only thing scarier than spiders
Are guns
The only thing scarier than these
Must be some sort of spider gun
Would that be a gun made of spiders
Or a spider made of guns?
Haiku # 56804, June 12, 2017 6:53 pm ET
by Whitey Everyday of Asking The Important Questions
Echoes in the spring
Rising sun overcome with joy
Petals fall sudden

Knife cuts among friends
Forgotten in front of joy
Music plays truthful
Haiku # 56803, June 12, 2017 4:44 pm ET
by dvd
Summer spreads carefree
Singing bird destined to pass
Petals fall greedy

Struggles of fire
Autumn rain is free to be
Wolf howls with relief
Haiku # 56802, June 12, 2017 4:35 pm ET
by dvd
a lot of growing
old is seeing the people
who had been around

as icons die and
become a part of the past
and then much later

historical icons
Haiku # 56801, June 12, 2017 2:43 pm ET
by vhs
men have many good
qualities but women DO
balance a lot of

the excess of "men"
out and vice versa, this is
why two genders....erm...

plus
Haiku # 56800, June 12, 2017 2:25 pm ET
by vhs
mow the lawn, think one
has all the time in the world
remember the H2O

avoid the bugs and
listen to the latest news
about scary stunts
Haiku # 56799, June 12, 2017 2:05 pm ET
by vhs
i like the transcend
ent stuff right now, there's just this
in the now and not

enough relax, sit
tree, mountain, river sounds dumb
it isn't, shup up, watch
Haiku # 56798, June 12, 2017 1:56 pm ET
by vhs
the poetry of the
romantic comes along when
it is time to put

away the childish world
of Pulp Fiction and the Gen
X Party Scenesters

But I will always say Mst3k is eternal
Haiku # 56797, June 12, 2017 1:45 pm ET
by vhs
one wants to transcend
the nonsense of this
plane of existence

the other wishes
to roil in the samsara
and heckle the world

i tire of the world
of ugliness and conflict
Emerson Rises

if necessary, Lake and Palmer
as well
Haiku # 56796, June 12, 2017 1:43 pm ET
by vhs
I, the one-eyed wonder worm.
I, the contraceptive Sponge Bob.
I, the goat sphincter stinked her away.

Nothing more to say.

6-6-6
Haiku # 56795, June 11, 2017 10:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I, the third eye

I, the sponge

I am everyone else

And I am only her.


APRIL 11 2017
Haiku # 56794, June 11, 2017 10:45 pm ET
by bravoecho
don't take a bath when you're thirsty.

don't settle for wooden fruit.

let your life be bountiful

let it be okay to have the things you need
Haiku # 56793, June 11, 2017 10:43 pm ET
by bravoecho
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