Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 136 Days and 76969 Haiku later...

there's no release in
death, just an eternity
of suffering or grace

take your pick
Haiku # 56582, May 28, 2017 11:12 am ET
by vhs
maybe i'm a danged bore
a masochist after all
dealing with some health stuff

but it makes me want
to fight more and more and to
just win, driven by

revenge, the urge to
beat something that refuses
to be beaten, bad

superhero movies
Haiku # 56581, May 28, 2017 11:11 am ET
by vhs
Lint in my pocket
Nothing more to say really
pay attention here
Haiku # 56580, May 28, 2017 8:27 am ET
by T
Message boards matter
Current conventions splatter
Licking Mad Hatter
Haiku # 56579, May 28, 2017 5:36 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola of You all sleep took much, and it makes me miss you.
Separate yourself
told to you from birth to death
old man shits his pants
Haiku # 56578, May 28, 2017 5:28 am ET
by Learning lessons of True confessions
We may have no choice
Because there are diseases
Communicable
Haiku # 56577, May 28, 2017 5:19 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola of TREASURE ISLAND RESORT (but not really, I work in a warehouse)
Junk food and disposable containers.
Obesity and pop music.
Am I wrong to want to live in a cave in the wood,
throwing my excrement at those who
happen upon my woodland domicile.
Asteroid, where are you?
Haiku # 56576, May 28, 2017 4:01 am ET
by df
I know this sounds strange,
but I think I want cancer.
There's freedom in death.
Haiku # 56575, May 28, 2017 3:55 am ET
by df
misunderstanding
these times are so demanding
makes me want to nap
Haiku # 56574, May 28, 2017 3:00 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola is tired of It all
politics are bad
long words confuse me help me
travel to russia
Haiku # 56573, May 28, 2017 2:12 am ET
by terrible human of the moon
homophobia
homosexuality
completely different
Haiku # 56572, May 28, 2017 2:10 am ET
by terrible human of the moon
i am a person
i am the moon, its white
california
Haiku # 56571, May 28, 2017 2:07 am ET
by terrible human of the moon
Rabbits on acid
Really government did it
Rabbits learned faster
Haiku # 56570, May 27, 2017 8:17 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
Rabbits on acid
Really government did it
Rabbits learned faster
Haiku # 56569, May 27, 2017 8:17 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
Weirdest experience
Looking my father in the eye
No idea who I am
But he still recognizes me
Head injury
He got better
Haiku # 56568, May 27, 2017 8:13 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
Once bread was something new
I wonder if there's a way to bring back the excitement
Maybe with a good marketing strategy
With a patient disposition
The food downstairs is boring
Compared to what I have in my room
I have told you don't know about
Haiku # 56567, May 27, 2017 8:07 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
So there I was
Listening to multiple conversations at the same time
Semantic saturation is when everything sounds like gibberish unless its musical
The church bell rang out the time
All conversation stopped
Deja vu
Uncomfortable realization of mortality
A public epiphany
And then they start talking again like nothing happened
The private dream can become public myth
Haiku # 56566, May 27, 2017 8:04 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
the paradox with
here is it was once the way
the internet was

irreverent, games
Generation X, pop moods
now what we have is

facebook and google
towers of babel waiting
for the stone to fall
Haiku # 56565, May 27, 2017 1:07 pm ET
by vhs
some of us do the
quiet thing and like "quiet"
i get that but right

now it is a time
of crisis and action, what
comes will be truly

something
Haiku # 56564, May 26, 2017 12:15 pm ET
by vhs
I'd much rather surf
than write a fucking haiku,
but, like, whatever.

I might have cancer.
Or a nasty hemorrhoid.
Time for a check up.

For now I'll live life.
I'd love me some pot brownies
or ganja goo balls.

If it is cancer,
I'll go whoring and drinking
and take lots of drugs.

Chemotherapy
is more gay than getting fucked
by an ass tumor.
Haiku # 56563, May 25, 2017 7:36 am ET
by df
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, fucking
ten, eleven, twelve.

{Ka fucking BOOM! Thunder and lightening!}

Mwah ha ha ha ha! And shit like that.

Sesame Street never gets old.
Haiku # 56562, May 25, 2017 7:26 am ET
by df
Must learn Norwegian
Easiest language to learn
For English speaker
Haiku # 56561, May 25, 2017 1:44 am ET
by dvd of waterfront
Repeating riddles
Frozen time bathing in light
Petals fall greedy

Echoes in the spring
Rising sun overcome with joy
Petals fall sudden

Searching of friendship
Heaven's gate bathing in light
Lanterns swing troubled
Haiku # 56560, May 25, 2017 12:40 am ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
Amusing mountain
Friend from past is never lost
Singing sweet embrace

Forgetting fires
Crescent moon awaits true fate
Insects fly naive

Awaiting knowledge
Rain of fall rising slowly
Dances of a star
Haiku # 56559, May 25, 2017 12:37 am ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
Monarch from cocoon
Lessons learned mistakes good deeds
At least I see now

Stretch wings and look down
Transcendental animal
You have no idea

Sharing on the ice
A conversation between
Conscious subconscious
Haiku # 56558, May 25, 2017 12:18 am ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
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Haiku # 56557, May 24, 2017 7:22 pm ET
by yuepwyre of USA
yes i do know, i
was growing up in the times
Reagan was in charge

and Gorby is still
alive as of this posting
they wanted a world

where their kids could be
ok, nukes were not a threat
now these damn Isis

people, among the
other crisises that lead
to a new Springtime?
Haiku # 56556, May 24, 2017 1:55 pm ET
by vhs of blame Neil Howe for my opinion on history
I wake at dawn
The full moon fluffy
Where do the butterflies go?
Haiku # 56555, May 24, 2017 10:29 am ET
by Davidg of SF
The USSR
Was quite scary at one time
Duck and cover drills
Haiku # 56554, May 23, 2017 7:24 pm ET
by T
we lived in depressed
times in the 1990s
now we truly live

in perilous times
but haven't we always had
something to be feared?
Haiku # 56553, May 23, 2017 6:06 pm ET
by vhs of Old Parkj Riesling can't be let go
wanted: more haiku
people to post here and for Darth
PF to attempt

to interact with
in his usual manner
please respond RSVP
Haiku # 56552, May 23, 2017 1:27 pm ET
by vhs
small islands exist
in the insanity of
a time to go to

Svalbard anyone?
Haiku # 56551, May 22, 2017 1:45 pm ET
by vhs
My ocean treasures:
Lighters, diapers, plastic bags, stryofoam cups, plastic bottles, batteries, sandles, motor oil and antifreeze containers, sunglasses, chips and other junk food bags, a large suitcase full of meth and cash sealed in ziploc bags and duct tape, cigarette butts, lost t-shirts, and shreds of fishing nets.
Haiku # 56550, May 21, 2017 9:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have stopped counting due to the fact that throughout the day I often find myself counting the silly bulls (sic) plodding through my mind and it was kind of making me crazy. So I said, "enough of this shite!" and now I do not count and I feel there is a great freedom in not following these rules.

Tampons in the ocean.
Diapers oozing gel and baby shit.
Ramen cups and plastic spoons.
This is wrong.
Die, humans, die.
Haiku # 56549, May 21, 2017 9:06 pm ET
by df
World run by fat cats
Most sex, catnip anyway
Cats and people same
Haiku # 56548, May 21, 2017 1:59 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
i watch too much on
YouTube, but who is it for
now, a few fat cats?
Haiku # 56547, May 21, 2017 1:52 pm ET
by vhs
If God becomes an
Atheist then we're all fucked
And that's why I pray
Haiku # 56546, May 21, 2017 1:51 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
today's new business
becomes tomorrows's new Man
"creative" destructshun
Haiku # 56545, May 21, 2017 1:49 pm ET
by vhs of 576
real life has seasons
socially and naturally
youth to old goes on
Haiku # 56544, May 21, 2017 1:46 pm ET
by vhs
a mind can have so
many contradictions inside
they balance out
Haiku # 56543, May 21, 2017 1:36 pm ET
by vhs
the body vs the
mind, the body has a mind
of it's own buried

in the mind, a snake
a reptile that will not calm
down, playing havoc
Haiku # 56542, May 21, 2017 1:20 pm ET
by vhs
i will be trying
to get other folks to post some
stuff on here too

it just can't be me
holding the fort down and just
bitching and moaning
Haiku # 56541, May 21, 2017 1:12 pm ET
by vhs
as a man thinketh
sounding so King James so like
man, what's history???
Haiku # 56540, May 21, 2017 12:45 pm ET
by vhs
it is the not said
the unspoken which points the
way of a man's soul
Haiku # 56539, May 21, 2017 12:43 pm ET
by vhs
sometimes when i get
mad i say things extreme and
blow off somewhat steamed

if my potato
is baked too much though buttered
and mashed i will feel
Haiku # 56538, May 21, 2017 12:35 pm ET
by vhs
MY ancestors are
from the Tribe of Danu but
that sounds so Star Trek...

Mabinogion
from the planet of Eire
vs. the One Eyed Tribes

time twists fact into
legends, the mystery
is what happened then
Haiku # 56537, May 21, 2017 12:32 pm ET
by vhs
just to think two guys
can meet in a kitchen and
talk about poems
Haiku # 56536, May 21, 2017 12:31 pm ET
by vhs
I give you good sir
A BURGER! BURGER! BURGER!
Now you know it's me
Haiku # 56535, May 21, 2017 12:11 am ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
acrobat club bottomless truth polite biology available predict open sadness

wolves guaranteed vampire deletion mother almighty cosmic fashion born confidential

moth solitary exit crisis godsent servant holding medicine protect design

one angel king queen prophet awakening snake original judgement hate

feel promised expansion dreamless deep association experiment blueprint anyplace earthborn

dimension fragment guidebook arrows horseback apparent assassination terror flush clear

dynamic ordeal alarm homemade faith song loyal candle brilliant game

bunny communication loophole habitual bewitching document largest daydreamer lavender bunny

fairytale perception young antique moon sacred child wilderness brutally soft

blindly geometric earthborn star lady behold believer complicated absence messenger
Haiku # 56534, May 21, 2017 12:10 am ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
All sleep playfully
Gifts of love of love long lost
All sleep disturbed

Searching in peace time
Kindred souls in front of joy
Money spent softly

Repeating answers
Naked skin rising slowly
Children laugh cheerful

Pictures in summer
Treasure trove inside my mind
Ending of summer

Eating of fire
Hidden smile is always true
Lament of today

Sunshine beams freely
Quiet gust is hypnotized
Grumble of futures

Dreaming of lovers
Turn away without support
Approve of winter

Progressing laughter
Silver lines ahead of time
Silence falls nothing
Haiku # 56533, May 21, 2017 12:07 am ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
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