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7.3

"New Currency"

Depreciation
Hedge against inflation with
Novelty through time
Haiku # 56527, May 20, 2017 11:55 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
7.2

"A Ghost!"

Up for anything
I've got my reservations
Work with me here
Haiku # 56526, May 20, 2017 11:54 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
7.1

"No Spirit"

Until renewal
Of the oil, the wine, and bread
With the last father
Haiku # 56525, May 20, 2017 11:54 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
6.7

"Between Covers"

It's hard to get down
Story that has first as last
And keeps on going
Haiku # 56524, May 20, 2017 11:53 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
6.6

"Story Time"

I had a dream once
Where I got shot in the head
And then I woke up
Haiku # 56523, May 20, 2017 11:52 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
6.5

"The Window"

Saw him on his throne
Engulfed in flames and enraged
For his time is up
Haiku # 56522, May 20, 2017 11:51 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
6.4

"Spontaneous Regeneration"

I can feel my wings
They're growing back pretty quick
Touch them for a shock
Haiku # 56521, May 20, 2017 11:51 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
6.3

"Native American"

Did you know only
Folks born in America
Can be president?
Haiku # 56520, May 20, 2017 11:50 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
6.2

"One Tribe"

All of Israel
Is gathered around Zion
Waiting for someone
Haiku # 56519, May 20, 2017 11:49 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
6.1

"Repeating Pattern"

Lions, twelve before
One course, one eternal round
Yes, I am; I am
Haiku # 56518, May 20, 2017 11:49 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
5.7

"Between Lamps"

Watch from behind hands
When I start to lighten up
But you're glowing too
Haiku # 56517, May 20, 2017 11:48 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
5.6

"To Escape"

Under the aegis
Of temptation I altered
What needed to be
Haiku # 56516, May 20, 2017 11:47 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
5.5

"A Departure"

I would be remiss
To overstay my welcome
I can disappear
Haiku # 56515, May 20, 2017 11:46 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
5.4

"Open Up"

My greatest fear is
That you will not look at me
Can't make you see me
Haiku # 56514, May 20, 2017 11:46 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
5.3

"A Knock"

Amnesiac ghost
Messenger accepted now
Living one appeals
Haiku # 56513, May 20, 2017 11:45 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
5.2

"An Arrival"

Accustomed over
Time to my travelling
She's afraid but brave
Haiku # 56512, May 20, 2017 11:44 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
5.1

"Living Water"

Just keeps pouring out
Of those who will drink of it
Can't dehydrate now
Haiku # 56511, May 20, 2017 11:44 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
4.7

"Split Decision"

One of Adam is
Before angel assembly
Half and half - who's judge?
Haiku # 56510, May 20, 2017 11:43 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
4.6

"Being Myself"

Landmine elegant
But sole purpose destruction
So don't step on me
Haiku # 56509, May 20, 2017 11:42 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
4.5

"End Times"

What's the time of times?
For the circle of circles
Is the sphere
Haiku # 56508, May 20, 2017 11:41 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
4.4

"Decimal Point"

All is one even
Zero that's what the number
Ten is all about
Haiku # 56507, May 20, 2017 11:41 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
4.3

"Define Frustration"

She keeps calling me
The only one that hears her
Can't answer right now
Haiku # 56506, May 20, 2017 11:40 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
4.2

"Meta Material"

Organization
Is self assembly of
Pre-existing parts
Haiku # 56505, May 20, 2017 11:39 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
4.1

"And Future"

At any given
Time you are at the precise
Moment past present
Haiku # 56504, May 20, 2017 11:38 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
3.7

"Statistical Anomaly"

I have these branches
I am the root and the fruit
Tree in a garden
Haiku # 56503, May 20, 2017 11:38 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
3.7

"Statistical Anomaly"

I have these branches
I am the root and the fruit
Tree in a garden
Haiku # 56502, May 20, 2017 11:37 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
3.6

"Negative Space"

Where there is shadow
There is something obstructing
The true source of light
Haiku # 56501, May 20, 2017 11:37 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
3.5

"Pull Tail?"

It's not the real big
Lion you worry about
It's his starving son
Haiku # 56500, May 20, 2017 11:36 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
3.4

"Everyday Paradox"

Learning is kind of
Remembering in reverse
Either way the same
Haiku # 56499, May 20, 2017 11:35 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
3.3

"I'm Around"

If you want to hear
Earthly chorus of angels
Turn on radio
Haiku # 56498, May 20, 2017 11:35 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
3.2

"The American"

It's uncomfortable
Given chance someone out there
Would cut my head off
Haiku # 56497, May 20, 2017 11:34 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
3.1

"Prophet Margin"

Real conflict between
Islam, Christianity
Just Daddy issues
Haiku # 56496, May 20, 2017 11:33 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
2.7

"Terraform This"

If man farms on Mars
People will still be starving
Here on planet Earth
Haiku # 56495, May 20, 2017 11:32 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
2.6

"Pretty True"

Through grapevine I heard
Happiness isn't a state
Actually a skill
Haiku # 56494, May 20, 2017 11:32 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
2.5

"Half Full"

Every day is new
Things you think you have to do
Are things you get to
Haiku # 56493, May 20, 2017 11:31 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
2.4

"Altitude Attitude"

When I dream I fly
Not because I flap my arms
But 'cuz I want to
Haiku # 56492, May 20, 2017 11:30 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
2.3

"Scrutiny Mutiny"

When they become us
Stranger becomes familiar
Word you outdated
Haiku # 56491, May 20, 2017 11:29 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
2.2

"Universe Junior"

If you think of it
You are within everything
And vice versa too
Haiku # 56490, May 20, 2017 11:28 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
2.1

"Doctor Whom?"

Foxworthy worthy
You might be paradox if
Both cause and effect
Haiku # 56489, May 20, 2017 11:27 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
1.7

"Stone Philosophers"

No cause or effect
Amnesic incognitus
Unfolding lapis
Haiku # 56488, May 20, 2017 11:26 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
1.6

"Sentimental Carnivore"

Nature is funny
Do sheep dogs think they are sheep?
Conflict of instinct
Haiku # 56487, May 20, 2017 11:26 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
1.5

"And Prosper"

The world is real big
Satisfaction possible
It's its own reward
Haiku # 56486, May 20, 2017 11:25 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
1.4

"Simulated Epiphany"

Calculator dream
Everything adds up to 1
I shine and vanish
Haiku # 56485, May 20, 2017 11:24 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
1.3

"All Relative"

When the past becomes
Present the future is now
Deja vu's okay
Haiku # 56484, May 20, 2017 11:23 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
1.2

"New Ritual"

Meaning imparted
Over time and patiently
Love is transgender
Haiku # 56483, May 20, 2017 11:22 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
1.1

"Stupor Nostra"

One eternal round
Child becomes parent, so on
Now how to improve?
Haiku # 56482, May 20, 2017 11:21 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
I give you good sir
A BURGER! BURGER! BURGER!
Now you know it's me
Haiku # 56481, May 20, 2017 11:18 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
got a lot on my
mind, friend said i think too much
about things out of

my control. Chris
Cornell is dead, and i don't know
why that has happened
Haiku # 56480, May 20, 2017 11:07 am ET
by vhs
DF has gone rogue
VHS holds down the fort
some things do not change
Haiku # 56479, May 20, 2017 5:31 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola of East Wing Shithole
And then there's me -- igniting my thunderous flatus with the embers whilst displaying my blistered bleeding horrid hemorrhoids to those who just want to huddle around the fire for warmth and food.

I think in some circles that's called being an evil rat bastard.
Who am I to argue.
Haiku # 56478, May 19, 2017 10:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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