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6.4

"Spontaneous Regeneration"

I can feel my wings
They're growing back pretty quick
Touch them for a shock
Haiku # 56521, May 20, 2017 11:51 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
6.3

"Native American"

Did you know only
Folks born in America
Can be president?
Haiku # 56520, May 20, 2017 11:50 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
6.2

"One Tribe"

All of Israel
Is gathered around Zion
Waiting for someone
Haiku # 56519, May 20, 2017 11:49 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
6.1

"Repeating Pattern"

Lions, twelve before
One course, one eternal round
Yes, I am; I am
Haiku # 56518, May 20, 2017 11:49 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
5.7

"Between Lamps"

Watch from behind hands
When I start to lighten up
But you're glowing too
Haiku # 56517, May 20, 2017 11:48 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
5.6

"To Escape"

Under the aegis
Of temptation I altered
What needed to be
Haiku # 56516, May 20, 2017 11:47 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
5.5

"A Departure"

I would be remiss
To overstay my welcome
I can disappear
Haiku # 56515, May 20, 2017 11:46 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
5.4

"Open Up"

My greatest fear is
That you will not look at me
Can't make you see me
Haiku # 56514, May 20, 2017 11:46 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
5.3

"A Knock"

Amnesiac ghost
Messenger accepted now
Living one appeals
Haiku # 56513, May 20, 2017 11:45 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
5.2

"An Arrival"

Accustomed over
Time to my travelling
She's afraid but brave
Haiku # 56512, May 20, 2017 11:44 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
5.1

"Living Water"

Just keeps pouring out
Of those who will drink of it
Can't dehydrate now
Haiku # 56511, May 20, 2017 11:44 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
4.7

"Split Decision"

One of Adam is
Before angel assembly
Half and half - who's judge?
Haiku # 56510, May 20, 2017 11:43 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
4.6

"Being Myself"

Landmine elegant
But sole purpose destruction
So don't step on me
Haiku # 56509, May 20, 2017 11:42 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
4.5

"End Times"

What's the time of times?
For the circle of circles
Is the sphere
Haiku # 56508, May 20, 2017 11:41 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
4.4

"Decimal Point"

All is one even
Zero that's what the number
Ten is all about
Haiku # 56507, May 20, 2017 11:41 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
4.3

"Define Frustration"

She keeps calling me
The only one that hears her
Can't answer right now
Haiku # 56506, May 20, 2017 11:40 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
4.2

"Meta Material"

Organization
Is self assembly of
Pre-existing parts
Haiku # 56505, May 20, 2017 11:39 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
4.1

"And Future"

At any given
Time you are at the precise
Moment past present
Haiku # 56504, May 20, 2017 11:38 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
3.7

"Statistical Anomaly"

I have these branches
I am the root and the fruit
Tree in a garden
Haiku # 56503, May 20, 2017 11:38 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
3.7

"Statistical Anomaly"

I have these branches
I am the root and the fruit
Tree in a garden
Haiku # 56502, May 20, 2017 11:37 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
3.6

"Negative Space"

Where there is shadow
There is something obstructing
The true source of light
Haiku # 56501, May 20, 2017 11:37 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
3.5

"Pull Tail?"

It's not the real big
Lion you worry about
It's his starving son
Haiku # 56500, May 20, 2017 11:36 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
3.4

"Everyday Paradox"

Learning is kind of
Remembering in reverse
Either way the same
Haiku # 56499, May 20, 2017 11:35 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
3.3

"I'm Around"

If you want to hear
Earthly chorus of angels
Turn on radio
Haiku # 56498, May 20, 2017 11:35 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
3.2

"The American"

It's uncomfortable
Given chance someone out there
Would cut my head off
Haiku # 56497, May 20, 2017 11:34 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
3.1

"Prophet Margin"

Real conflict between
Islam, Christianity
Just Daddy issues
Haiku # 56496, May 20, 2017 11:33 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
2.7

"Terraform This"

If man farms on Mars
People will still be starving
Here on planet Earth
Haiku # 56495, May 20, 2017 11:32 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
2.6

"Pretty True"

Through grapevine I heard
Happiness isn't a state
Actually a skill
Haiku # 56494, May 20, 2017 11:32 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
2.5

"Half Full"

Every day is new
Things you think you have to do
Are things you get to
Haiku # 56493, May 20, 2017 11:31 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
2.4

"Altitude Attitude"

When I dream I fly
Not because I flap my arms
But 'cuz I want to
Haiku # 56492, May 20, 2017 11:30 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
2.3

"Scrutiny Mutiny"

When they become us
Stranger becomes familiar
Word you outdated
Haiku # 56491, May 20, 2017 11:29 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
2.2

"Universe Junior"

If you think of it
You are within everything
And vice versa too
Haiku # 56490, May 20, 2017 11:28 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
2.1

"Doctor Whom?"

Foxworthy worthy
You might be paradox if
Both cause and effect
Haiku # 56489, May 20, 2017 11:27 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
1.7

"Stone Philosophers"

No cause or effect
Amnesic incognitus
Unfolding lapis
Haiku # 56488, May 20, 2017 11:26 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
1.6

"Sentimental Carnivore"

Nature is funny
Do sheep dogs think they are sheep?
Conflict of instinct
Haiku # 56487, May 20, 2017 11:26 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
1.5

"And Prosper"

The world is real big
Satisfaction possible
It's its own reward
Haiku # 56486, May 20, 2017 11:25 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
1.4

"Simulated Epiphany"

Calculator dream
Everything adds up to 1
I shine and vanish
Haiku # 56485, May 20, 2017 11:24 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
1.3

"All Relative"

When the past becomes
Present the future is now
Deja vu's okay
Haiku # 56484, May 20, 2017 11:23 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
1.2

"New Ritual"

Meaning imparted
Over time and patiently
Love is transgender
Haiku # 56483, May 20, 2017 11:22 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
1.1

"Stupor Nostra"

One eternal round
Child becomes parent, so on
Now how to improve?
Haiku # 56482, May 20, 2017 11:21 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
I give you good sir
A BURGER! BURGER! BURGER!
Now you know it's me
Haiku # 56481, May 20, 2017 11:18 pm ET
by adam ben adam of upstairs
got a lot on my
mind, friend said i think too much
about things out of

my control. Chris
Cornell is dead, and i don't know
why that has happened
Haiku # 56480, May 20, 2017 11:07 am ET
by vhs
DF has gone rogue
VHS holds down the fort
some things do not change
Haiku # 56479, May 20, 2017 5:31 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola of East Wing Shithole
And then there's me -- igniting my thunderous flatus with the embers whilst displaying my blistered bleeding horrid hemorrhoids to those who just want to huddle around the fire for warmth and food.

I think in some circles that's called being an evil rat bastard.
Who am I to argue.
Haiku # 56478, May 19, 2017 10:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
People have said that since the first camp fire.
Haiku # 56477, May 19, 2017 7:47 pm ET
by df
I'm at a point in
my life where i want to just drop
out of society

and let society
just utterly burn itself
out and just cave in

so people can put
things back in order and make
this stuff work again
Haiku # 56476, May 19, 2017 12:57 pm ET
by vhs
well there will always
be crybabies, i met mine last
night within me, so

if you can't take a
joke, call it racism, use
the law to censor

it and then lead the
new social pariah
to feel they can't breathe
Haiku # 56475, May 19, 2017 11:08 am ET
by vhs
Now I must go take my kids to some shitty movie... fun fun fun.

I guess I could sit in the back row with my computer and headphones and watch porn.

Only a real creep would even think along those lines, huh?

Okay, okay... Take a dump and off I go.
Haiku # 56474, May 19, 2017 2:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hillary Hellery Celery.
She should have eaten celery instead of all those booger burgers.
Her ass is way too fat for anyone to mock her.
This isn't mocking. This is real news.
--Darth Figpucker, CNN Reporter

If she were president, we could threaten our enemies with her immense ass as a gravity weapon. North Korea would have to submit and those missiles would just be swallowed up by her cellulite, which in her case is called celluheavy.
Haiku # 56473, May 19, 2017 2:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
They are both shitty.
Politics is so dirty
I hate it that way
Haiku # 56472, May 18, 2017 3:16 pm ET
by T
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