BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
21 Years
12 Days
and
57684 Haikus
later...
4.3

"Define Frustration"

She keeps calling me
The only one that hears her
Can't answer right now
Haiku #56506, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 20, 2017 11:40 pm ET

4.2

"Meta Material"

Organization
Is self assembly of
Pre-existing parts
Haiku #56505, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 20, 2017 11:39 pm ET

4.1

"And Future"

At any given
Time you are at the precise
Moment past present
Haiku #56504, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 20, 2017 11:38 pm ET

3.7

"Statistical Anomaly"

I have these branches
I am the root and the fruit
Tree in a garden
Haiku #56503, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 20, 2017 11:38 pm ET

3.7

"Statistical Anomaly"

I have these branches
I am the root and the fruit
Tree in a garden
Haiku #56502, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 20, 2017 11:37 pm ET

3.6

"Negative Space"

Where there is shadow
There is something obstructing
The true source of light
Haiku #56501, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 20, 2017 11:37 pm ET

3.5

"Pull Tail?"

It's not the real big
Lion you worry about
It's his starving son
Haiku #56500, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 20, 2017 11:36 pm ET

3.4

"Everyday Paradox"

Learning is kind of
Remembering in reverse
Either way the same
Haiku #56499, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 20, 2017 11:35 pm ET

3.3

"I'm Around"

If you want to hear
Earthly chorus of angels
Turn on radio
Haiku #56498, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 20, 2017 11:35 pm ET

3.2

"The American"

It's uncomfortable
Given chance someone out there
Would cut my head off
Haiku #56497, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 20, 2017 11:34 pm ET

3.1

"Prophet Margin"

Real conflict between
Islam, Christianity
Just Daddy issues
Haiku #56496, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 20, 2017 11:33 pm ET

2.7

"Terraform This"

If man farms on Mars
People will still be starving
Here on planet Earth
Haiku #56495, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 20, 2017 11:32 pm ET

2.6

"Pretty True"

Through grapevine I heard
Happiness isn't a state
Actually a skill
Haiku #56494, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 20, 2017 11:32 pm ET

2.5

"Half Full"

Every day is new
Things you think you have to do
Are things you get to
Haiku #56493, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 20, 2017 11:31 pm ET

2.4

"Altitude Attitude"

When I dream I fly
Not because I flap my arms
But 'cuz I want to
Haiku #56492, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 20, 2017 11:30 pm ET

2.3

"Scrutiny Mutiny"

When they become us
Stranger becomes familiar
Word you outdated
Haiku #56491, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 20, 2017 11:29 pm ET

2.2

"Universe Junior"

If you think of it
You are within everything
And vice versa too
Haiku #56490, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 20, 2017 11:28 pm ET

2.1

"Doctor Whom?"

Foxworthy worthy
You might be paradox if
Both cause and effect
Haiku #56489, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 20, 2017 11:27 pm ET

1.7

"Stone Philosophers"

No cause or effect
Amnesic incognitus
Unfolding lapis
Haiku #56488, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 20, 2017 11:26 pm ET

1.6

"Sentimental Carnivore"

Nature is funny
Do sheep dogs think they are sheep?
Conflict of instinct
Haiku #56487, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 20, 2017 11:26 pm ET

1.5

"And Prosper"

The world is real big
Satisfaction possible
It's its own reward
Haiku #56486, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 20, 2017 11:25 pm ET

1.4

"Simulated Epiphany"

Calculator dream
Everything adds up to 1
I shine and vanish
Haiku #56485, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 20, 2017 11:24 pm ET

1.3

"All Relative"

When the past becomes
Present the future is now
Deja vu's okay
Haiku #56484, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 20, 2017 11:23 pm ET

1.2

"New Ritual"

Meaning imparted
Over time and patiently
Love is transgender
Haiku #56483, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 20, 2017 11:22 pm ET

1.1

"Stupor Nostra"

One eternal round
Child becomes parent, so on
Now how to improve?
Haiku #56482, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 20, 2017 11:21 pm ET

I give you good sir
A BURGER! BURGER! BURGER!
Now you know it's me
Haiku #56481, by adam ben adam of upstairs
May 20, 2017 11:18 pm ET

got a lot on my
mind, friend said i think too much
about things out of

my control. Chris
Cornell is dead, and i don't know
why that has happened
Haiku #56480, by vhs
May 20, 2017 11:07 am ET

DF has gone rogue
VHS holds down the fort
some things do not change
Haiku #56479, by Mandingo Ebola of East Wing Shithole
May 20, 2017 5:31 am ET

And then there's me -- igniting my thunderous flatus with the embers whilst displaying my blistered bleeding horrid hemorrhoids to those who just want to huddle around the fire for warmth and food.

I think in some circles that's called being an evil rat bastard.
Who am I to argue.
Haiku #56478, by Anonymous Poet
May 19, 2017 10:43 pm ET

People have said that since the first camp fire.
Haiku #56477, by df
May 19, 2017 7:47 pm ET

I'm at a point in
my life where i want to just drop
out of society

and let society
just utterly burn itself
out and just cave in

so people can put
things back in order and make
this stuff work again
Haiku #56476, by vhs
May 19, 2017 12:57 pm ET

well there will always
be crybabies, i met mine last
night within me, so

if you can't take a
joke, call it racism, use
the law to censor

it and then lead the
new social pariah
to feel they can't breathe
Haiku #56475, by vhs
May 19, 2017 11:08 am ET

Now I must go take my kids to some shitty movie... fun fun fun.

I guess I could sit in the back row with my computer and headphones and watch porn.

Only a real creep would even think along those lines, huh?

Okay, okay... Take a dump and off I go.
Haiku #56474, by Anonymous Poet
May 19, 2017 2:39 am ET

Hillary Hellery Celery.
She should have eaten celery instead of all those booger burgers.
Her ass is way too fat for anyone to mock her.
This isn't mocking. This is real news.
--Darth Figpucker, CNN Reporter

If she were president, we could threaten our enemies with her immense ass as a gravity weapon. North Korea would have to submit and those missiles would just be swallowed up by her cellulite, which in her case is called celluheavy.
Haiku #56473, by Anonymous Poet
May 19, 2017 2:36 am ET

They are both shitty.
Politics is so dirty
I hate it that way
Haiku #56472, by T
May 18, 2017 3:16 pm ET

well if i mocked
hillary on here then i say
shes just too dull to

mock
Haiku #56471, by vhs
May 18, 2017 12:49 pm ET

http://linkbun.ch/04rw7
Haiku #56470, by elliott morrison of Houston, Tx
May 18, 2017 4:39 am ET

The real news is that
Trump is controlled by Russia
with gay sex photos.

From blackmail, Trump
will do whatever they say,
even nuke China.

The pics are on film,
not digital, and his wife
took the photographs.
Haiku #56469, by Anonymous Poet
May 17, 2017 10:49 pm ET

well the train is off
the tracks, and ann coulter is
getting off the stop
Haiku #56468, by vhs
May 17, 2017 12:57 pm ET

Are you saying there's
a picture of fries or spilled
fries on your t-shirt?

We must know these things.
Haiku #56467, by Anonymous Poet
May 17, 2017 2:53 am ET

the problem is I'm
wearing a t-shirt has french
fries on it, what gives?
Haiku #56466, by vhs
May 16, 2017 12:19 pm ET

I am a whorebeast.
Being as such, I have cash.
My pimps treat me right.
Haiku #56465, by Anonymous Poet
May 15, 2017 11:03 pm ET

if you sit in your
fucking basement all day and
contact other sorts

blame other people
for your own problems it's much
easier to be

a furry than it
is to be a productive
furry buys their own fur
Haiku #56464, by vhs
May 15, 2017 1:13 pm ET

internet whorebeasts!
unwilling or unable
to feel sympathy
Haiku #56463, by Anonymous Poet
May 15, 2017 1:17 am ET

current news problem
global cyber attack, thus
corporate news does

actually report
on something for once and now
Styxhexenhammer666

in a haiku, i don't
know what the ex-satanist
will think of that one
Haiku #56462, by vhs
May 14, 2017 11:27 am ET

What's all the matter?
Did it go splatter on the platter?
The former or the latter?
Haiku #56461, by Anonymous Poet
May 14, 2017 9:37 am ET

what the hell what the
hell, hank hill is going nuts
right now, so am i
Haiku #56460, by vhs
May 13, 2017 10:56 am ET

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Haiku #56459, by ipeewtpw of USA
May 13, 2017 7:31 am ET

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Haiku #56458, by pyutuwee of USA
May 12, 2017 6:45 pm ET

Bill wasn't funny
you are funny. I'm trying
to keep up with your

mildly psychopathic
writing style. case in point
Gen X was minimalist

and liked girls in latex
Haiku #56457, by vhs
May 12, 2017 11:45 am ET