BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
20 Years
250 Days
and
57027 Haikus
later...
i don't have words for this except the end of the book of Revelations
Haiku #56397, by vhs of Hall RENTED
April 24, 2017 2:14 pm ET

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Haiku #56396, by iweieryt of USA
April 24, 2017 6:43 am ET

Looking forward to the demise of the Earth.
I hope we have enough fire power.
Testes, testes, 1, 2,... 3?
Haiku #56395, by barton calle
April 24, 2017 6:42 am ET

what are some superior and in demand websites for blogs? ?? .
Haiku #56394, by iweieryt of USA
April 23, 2017 3:36 pm ET

we know that china
is ramping up the army
and other forces

and they're into these
computer war things and this
spam is a testing...
Haiku #56393, by vhs
April 23, 2017 1:58 pm ET

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Haiku #56392, by iiwtipip of USA
April 23, 2017 4:13 am ET

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Haiku #56391, by ueetiwwp of USA
April 23, 2017 4:13 am ET

i hate cliches
Haiku #56390, by vhs
April 22, 2017 2:13 pm ET

i hate niggers
Haiku #56389, by johnny rebel of dixie land
April 22, 2017 9:39 am ET

I'll guess have to fuck my wife tonight.
Can I get her drunk and pay one of you to do it?
email me: Darthfigpucker2@gmail.com.
Haiku #56388, by calle hornet
April 22, 2017 7:33 am ET

This ain't your Aunt May's haiku.
This here's the real mother fuckin' McCoy.
No, not Star Trek, you fucking geek.
Hillbilly clan feuds.
Feuds, not foods.
Possum roadkill pot pie.
Corn mash hangover throbbing.
Haiku #56387, by viersen taxi
April 22, 2017 7:31 am ET

Awaken sleeping
You become the things you do
Do they become you?
Haiku #56386, by Snooty Haberdasher of nice restroom
April 22, 2017 1:14 am ET

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Haiku #56385, by wipiwtuw of USA
April 20, 2017 8:25 am ET

Happy Four Twenty!
Smoke the sticky green goodness
Cure for what ails you
Haiku #56384, by Unless you have emphysema...then it could kill you of Rocky Mountain High
April 20, 2017 1:19 am ET

The sky above
When you need
places to eat near me
http://places-to-eat-near-me.mobi
Haiku #56383, by Sindy of united States
April 19, 2017 9:19 am ET

You are all crazy
What is this sick mess of words?
None of it makes sense.
Haiku #56382, by Anonymous Poet
April 19, 2017 8:54 am ET

Ëþáîé òåêñò 2 ñëîâà
Haiku #56381, by DuglasebiBluem of Tajikistan
April 18, 2017 10:20 pm ET

Perhaps Komodo dragons.
Afterwards you can have it made into a suitcase.
And Komodo nuggets.
Haiku #56380, by Lyon Ruelle
April 18, 2017 7:47 pm ET

We need to move forward.
Discover strange new species with which to have sex.
Been thinking about ostriches.

Don't think anyone's ever buggered an ostrich.
But maybe Prince Charles once did.
You never know.
Haiku #56379, by Street Massaua
April 18, 2017 7:42 pm ET

of course it's real and
there was sick shit in the 90s
did you see the flick

Strangeland? who knew that
Dee Snyder could do that shit
but his music was

fun and i miss it
The House of Hair must still be
on the air, somewhere
Haiku #56378, by vhs
April 18, 2017 12:43 pm ET

Cephalopod porn.
The Land of the Rising Sun.
It's quite real, my friend.

'Toons don't do justice
to the perversions they have.
You have to dig deep.
Haiku #56377, by Tels Centre
April 17, 2017 4:56 pm ET

Star Wars StarWars, one two free. Nippress Ash sexually! w00t! w00t!
Haiku #56376, by iamback
April 17, 2017 11:15 am ET

Ash hole....Nippress, doing El sexo..In da ocean of love
Haiku #56375, by iamback
April 17, 2017 11:14 am ET

Nippress and Ash....
Gay StarWars themed wedding,
Storm Pooper and Darth Gaydar
Sitting in a tree F U C K I N G. w00t!
Haiku #56374, by iamback
April 17, 2017 11:13 am ET

it's a pagan day
holy day remade to say
a guy came back from

the dead and we sell
cards, plastic eggs, candy, brunch
Happy Easter y'all
Haiku #56373, by vhs
April 16, 2017 1:07 pm ET

you can't do in real
life what you can in cartoons
it is why the mind

of Japan's psyche
is out and about in cartoons
under the radar there.

name the fetish it
is there, and we thought the pulp
covers were the id

of American
dreams covered in our collect
perverse mind pool
Haiku #56372, by vhs
April 15, 2017 12:11 pm ET

Happy Easter!
Haiku #56371, by df of by the way
April 14, 2017 7:33 pm ET

Forget that animated hentai fighter porn.
I mean REAL women putting REAL octopi (octopussies?)
up their pussies. They love those suction cups.
Haiku #56370, by df of I may fuck pigs, but never a cephalopod.
April 14, 2017 7:31 pm ET

hentaied behind my
back, hens tied my shoes and those
damn tentacles...fucked!
Haiku #56369, by vhs of CRESCENT SOLD
April 14, 2017 1:35 pm ET

It takes a brave soul
to commit hari kari
or read these haiku.
Haiku #56368, by caccia fern
April 13, 2017 8:10 pm ET

Better than haiku.
Japanese octopus porn.
Those silly Nippers.
Haiku #56367, by 20th esperamos
April 13, 2017 8:09 pm ET

Or using captchas
as a corny pseudonym.
Organic blue corn.
Haiku #56366, by Permit Avenue
April 13, 2017 8:05 pm ET

it is like someone
took Dadaism and made it
post on these haiku
Haiku #56365, by vhs of DUGGAN MARKET
April 13, 2017 12:53 pm ET

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Haiku #56364, by rrowupro of USA
April 13, 2017 2:45 am ET

Chili and cheddar.
Served with brown rice and corn chips.
'Cause, fuck it, I can.
Haiku #56363, by zone Lorraine
April 12, 2017 10:24 pm ET

Red Hot Blues corn chips.
By The Garden of Eatin'.
I am an addict.
Haiku #56362, by Time Ashgrove
April 12, 2017 10:22 pm ET

Tax day and Easter.
Do you see the irony?
How holy are you?
Haiku #56361, by Soissons Auto
April 12, 2017 10:21 pm ET

Christ walked on water.
The Anti-Christ swam on land.
The duck was puzzled.
Haiku #56360, by oassant 1000
April 12, 2017 10:16 pm ET

I'm sick of counting.
These goddamn numbers don't mean a thing.
Fuck it.
Haiku #56359, by yarnscombe zambeze
April 12, 2017 10:13 pm ET

If we could rewind....
Would the movie end the same?
Alas, we can not
Haiku #56358, by T
April 11, 2017 9:17 pm ET

probably not but
it is the Real VHS
who can't rewind, yo
Haiku #56357, by vhs
April 11, 2017 2:19 pm ET

Article Source a viral game app is not that much difficult.
Haiku #56356, by ouuropop of USA
April 11, 2017 12:29 pm ET

Tis Lady Gaga?
Must have better things to do.
Than count syllables
Haiku #56355, by T
April 11, 2017 8:54 am ET

WAGA!!!
I love haiku!!!
Don't know how to write haiku!!!
Haiku #56354, by Gaga of usa
April 11, 2017 4:43 am ET

Sabotaged pants death
Robot has diarrhea
Is that possible?
Haiku #56353, by Judge Much? of Dollywood
April 10, 2017 10:37 pm ET

it would be nice if
someone could invent a thing
like tobacco which

not only acts like that
but it's actually good for us
tomacco, hmm?

oh those Simpsons
Haiku #56352, by Anonymous Poet
April 9, 2017 12:03 pm ET

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Haiku #56351, by yriyerty of USA
April 8, 2017 11:25 pm ET

on a "day of rest"
does it feel like it is hard
to get out of the

way
Haiku #56350, by vhs
April 8, 2017 1:04 pm ET

if you are in love
with a Trap then you do not
care that guy's a gal
Haiku #56349, by vhs
April 8, 2017 12:04 pm ET

You are not pointless
Snowflakes cause avalanches
Winds cry like bacon
Haiku #56348, by Mandingo Ebola of here......always, and all ways
April 8, 2017 3:58 am ET