Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 126 Days and 76958 Haiku later...

The sky above
When you need
places to eat near me
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Haiku # 56383, April 19, 2017 9:19 am ET
by Sindy of united States
You are all crazy
What is this sick mess of words?
None of it makes sense.
Haiku # 56382, April 19, 2017 8:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ëþáîé òåêñò 2 ñëîâà
Haiku # 56381, April 18, 2017 10:20 pm ET
by DuglasebiBluem of Tajikistan
Perhaps Komodo dragons.
Afterwards you can have it made into a suitcase.
And Komodo nuggets.
Haiku # 56380, April 18, 2017 7:47 pm ET
by Lyon Ruelle
We need to move forward.
Discover strange new species with which to have sex.
Been thinking about ostriches.

Don't think anyone's ever buggered an ostrich.
But maybe Prince Charles once did.
You never know.
Haiku # 56379, April 18, 2017 7:42 pm ET
by Street Massaua
of course it's real and
there was sick shit in the 90s
did you see the flick

Strangeland? who knew that
Dee Snyder could do that shit
but his music was

fun and i miss it
The House of Hair must still be
on the air, somewhere
Haiku # 56378, April 18, 2017 12:43 pm ET
by vhs
Cephalopod porn.
The Land of the Rising Sun.
It's quite real, my friend.

'Toons don't do justice
to the perversions they have.
You have to dig deep.
Haiku # 56377, April 17, 2017 4:56 pm ET
by Tels Centre
Star Wars StarWars, one two free. Nippress Ash sexually! w00t! w00t!
Haiku # 56376, April 17, 2017 11:15 am ET
by iamback
Ash hole....Nippress, doing El sexo..In da ocean of love
Haiku # 56375, April 17, 2017 11:14 am ET
by iamback
Nippress and Ash....
Gay StarWars themed wedding,
Storm Pooper and Darth Gaydar
Sitting in a tree F U C K I N G. w00t!
Haiku # 56374, April 17, 2017 11:13 am ET
by iamback
it's a pagan day
holy day remade to say
a guy came back from

the dead and we sell
cards, plastic eggs, candy, brunch
Happy Easter y'all
Haiku # 56373, April 16, 2017 1:07 pm ET
by vhs
you can't do in real
life what you can in cartoons
it is why the mind

of Japan's psyche
is out and about in cartoons
under the radar there.

name the fetish it
is there, and we thought the pulp
covers were the id

of American
dreams covered in our collect
perverse mind pool
Haiku # 56372, April 15, 2017 12:11 pm ET
by vhs
Happy Easter!
Haiku # 56371, April 14, 2017 7:33 pm ET
by df of by the way
Forget that animated hentai fighter porn.
I mean REAL women putting REAL octopi (octopussies?)
up their pussies. They love those suction cups.
Haiku # 56370, April 14, 2017 7:31 pm ET
by df of I may fuck pigs, but never a cephalopod.
hentaied behind my
back, hens tied my shoes and those
damn tentacles...fucked!
Haiku # 56369, April 14, 2017 1:35 pm ET
by vhs of CRESCENT SOLD
It takes a brave soul
to commit hari kari
or read these haiku.
Haiku # 56368, April 13, 2017 8:10 pm ET
by caccia fern
Better than haiku.
Japanese octopus porn.
Those silly Nippers.
Haiku # 56367, April 13, 2017 8:09 pm ET
by 20th esperamos
Or using captchas
as a corny pseudonym.
Organic blue corn.
Haiku # 56366, April 13, 2017 8:05 pm ET
by Permit Avenue
it is like someone
took Dadaism and made it
post on these haiku
Haiku # 56365, April 13, 2017 12:53 pm ET
by vhs of DUGGAN MARKET
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Haiku # 56364, April 13, 2017 2:45 am ET
by rrowupro of USA
Chili and cheddar.
Served with brown rice and corn chips.
'Cause, fuck it, I can.
Haiku # 56363, April 12, 2017 10:24 pm ET
by zone Lorraine
Red Hot Blues corn chips.
By The Garden of Eatin'.
I am an addict.
Haiku # 56362, April 12, 2017 10:22 pm ET
by Time Ashgrove
Tax day and Easter.
Do you see the irony?
How holy are you?
Haiku # 56361, April 12, 2017 10:21 pm ET
by Soissons Auto
Christ walked on water.
The Anti-Christ swam on land.
The duck was puzzled.
Haiku # 56360, April 12, 2017 10:16 pm ET
by oassant 1000
I'm sick of counting.
These goddamn numbers don't mean a thing.
Fuck it.
Haiku # 56359, April 12, 2017 10:13 pm ET
by yarnscombe zambeze
If we could rewind....
Would the movie end the same?
Alas, we can not
Haiku # 56358, April 11, 2017 9:17 pm ET
by T
probably not but
it is the Real VHS
who can't rewind, yo
Haiku # 56357, April 11, 2017 2:19 pm ET
by vhs
Article Source a viral game app is not that much difficult.
Haiku # 56356, April 11, 2017 12:29 pm ET
by ouuropop of USA
Tis Lady Gaga?
Must have better things to do.
Than count syllables
Haiku # 56355, April 11, 2017 8:54 am ET
by T
WAGA!!!
I love haiku!!!
Don't know how to write haiku!!!
Haiku # 56354, April 11, 2017 4:43 am ET
by Gaga of usa
Sabotaged pants death
Robot has diarrhea
Is that possible?
Haiku # 56353, April 10, 2017 10:37 pm ET
by Judge Much? of Dollywood
it would be nice if
someone could invent a thing
like tobacco which

not only acts like that
but it's actually good for us
tomacco, hmm?

oh those Simpsons
Haiku # 56352, April 9, 2017 12:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56351, April 8, 2017 11:25 pm ET
by yriyerty of USA
on a "day of rest"
does it feel like it is hard
to get out of the

way
Haiku # 56350, April 8, 2017 1:04 pm ET
by vhs
if you are in love
with a Trap then you do not
care that guy's a gal
Haiku # 56349, April 8, 2017 12:04 pm ET
by vhs
You are not pointless
Snowflakes cause avalanches
Winds cry like bacon
Haiku # 56348, April 8, 2017 3:58 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola of here......always, and all ways
she is my candy
so sweet to me, memory
Loving Is A Trap
Haiku # 56347, April 8, 2017 3:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
All I have to say
Jenny if I did fuck you
I would lose my mind
Haiku # 56346, April 8, 2017 2:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
don rickles joins the
rat pack in eternity
bye you hockey puck...
Haiku # 56345, April 7, 2017 1:15 pm ET
by vhs
My life is pointless.
Nothing has become of me.
Thanks for noticing.

All life is pointless.
Just go ask an asteroid.
We need more of them
Haiku # 56344, April 7, 2017 12:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Transgender police.
Appropriately known as
inverted bacon.

Greasy toilet seats.
But they sure taste fantastic!
With fantastic taste.
Haiku # 56343, April 7, 2017 12:38 pm ET
by df of reule
Yes! You can rebel.
Go to seashore, sell seashells
Goodbye Don Rickles
Haiku # 56342, April 6, 2017 9:58 pm ET
by T
how does one rebel
as a social statement or
do i just shut up?????????
Haiku # 56341, April 6, 2017 10:33 am ET
by vhs of FONCIA DISPONIBLE
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Haiku # 56340, April 5, 2017 8:39 pm ET
by wtuttuwy of USA
Men speak with their mouths.
Monkeys speak with their faces.
Pigs keep on eating.
Haiku # 56339, April 5, 2017 8:04 pm ET
by df of Waco fermata
it all begins with
promise but promise broken
ends with the gulag
Haiku # 56338, April 4, 2017 1:31 pm ET
by vhs of RAVEN IMPASSE
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Haiku # 56337, April 4, 2017 10:43 am ET
by Kevin of New York
basketball tonight
March madness ends in April
cash for fat white guys
Haiku # 56336, April 3, 2017 8:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56335, April 3, 2017 5:53 am ET
by williamsmith of Brisbane
Most of the killing
occurs within our sick brains,
making them sicker.

Consume, buy more stuff,
assimilate, masturbate.
Never fornicate.

Never copulate
except to repopulate;
Make more consumers.

We'll grow them in jars,
and never need sex again.
Praise be to TV!
Haiku # 56334, April 2, 2017 6:05 pm ET
by df of B4493 Line
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