Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 126 Days and 76958 Haiku later...

It takes a brave soul
to commit hari kari
or read these haiku.
Haiku # 56368, April 13, 2017 8:10 pm ET
by caccia fern
Better than haiku.
Japanese octopus porn.
Those silly Nippers.
Haiku # 56367, April 13, 2017 8:09 pm ET
by 20th esperamos
Or using captchas
as a corny pseudonym.
Organic blue corn.
Haiku # 56366, April 13, 2017 8:05 pm ET
by Permit Avenue
it is like someone
took Dadaism and made it
post on these haiku
Haiku # 56365, April 13, 2017 12:53 pm ET
by vhs of DUGGAN MARKET
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Haiku # 56364, April 13, 2017 2:45 am ET
by rrowupro of USA
Chili and cheddar.
Served with brown rice and corn chips.
'Cause, fuck it, I can.
Haiku # 56363, April 12, 2017 10:24 pm ET
by zone Lorraine
Red Hot Blues corn chips.
By The Garden of Eatin'.
I am an addict.
Haiku # 56362, April 12, 2017 10:22 pm ET
by Time Ashgrove
Tax day and Easter.
Do you see the irony?
How holy are you?
Haiku # 56361, April 12, 2017 10:21 pm ET
by Soissons Auto
Christ walked on water.
The Anti-Christ swam on land.
The duck was puzzled.
Haiku # 56360, April 12, 2017 10:16 pm ET
by oassant 1000
I'm sick of counting.
These goddamn numbers don't mean a thing.
Fuck it.
Haiku # 56359, April 12, 2017 10:13 pm ET
by yarnscombe zambeze
If we could rewind....
Would the movie end the same?
Alas, we can not
Haiku # 56358, April 11, 2017 9:17 pm ET
by T
probably not but
it is the Real VHS
who can't rewind, yo
Haiku # 56357, April 11, 2017 2:19 pm ET
by vhs
Article Source a viral game app is not that much difficult.
Haiku # 56356, April 11, 2017 12:29 pm ET
by ouuropop of USA
Tis Lady Gaga?
Must have better things to do.
Than count syllables
Haiku # 56355, April 11, 2017 8:54 am ET
by T
WAGA!!!
I love haiku!!!
Don't know how to write haiku!!!
Haiku # 56354, April 11, 2017 4:43 am ET
by Gaga of usa
Sabotaged pants death
Robot has diarrhea
Is that possible?
Haiku # 56353, April 10, 2017 10:37 pm ET
by Judge Much? of Dollywood
it would be nice if
someone could invent a thing
like tobacco which

not only acts like that
but it's actually good for us
tomacco, hmm?

oh those Simpsons
Haiku # 56352, April 9, 2017 12:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56351, April 8, 2017 11:25 pm ET
by yriyerty of USA
on a "day of rest"
does it feel like it is hard
to get out of the

way
Haiku # 56350, April 8, 2017 1:04 pm ET
by vhs
if you are in love
with a Trap then you do not
care that guy's a gal
Haiku # 56349, April 8, 2017 12:04 pm ET
by vhs
You are not pointless
Snowflakes cause avalanches
Winds cry like bacon
Haiku # 56348, April 8, 2017 3:58 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola of here......always, and all ways
she is my candy
so sweet to me, memory
Loving Is A Trap
Haiku # 56347, April 8, 2017 3:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
All I have to say
Jenny if I did fuck you
I would lose my mind
Haiku # 56346, April 8, 2017 2:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
don rickles joins the
rat pack in eternity
bye you hockey puck...
Haiku # 56345, April 7, 2017 1:15 pm ET
by vhs
My life is pointless.
Nothing has become of me.
Thanks for noticing.

All life is pointless.
Just go ask an asteroid.
We need more of them
Haiku # 56344, April 7, 2017 12:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Transgender police.
Appropriately known as
inverted bacon.

Greasy toilet seats.
But they sure taste fantastic!
With fantastic taste.
Haiku # 56343, April 7, 2017 12:38 pm ET
by df of reule
Yes! You can rebel.
Go to seashore, sell seashells
Goodbye Don Rickles
Haiku # 56342, April 6, 2017 9:58 pm ET
by T
how does one rebel
as a social statement or
do i just shut up?????????
Haiku # 56341, April 6, 2017 10:33 am ET
by vhs of FONCIA DISPONIBLE
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Haiku # 56340, April 5, 2017 8:39 pm ET
by wtuttuwy of USA
Men speak with their mouths.
Monkeys speak with their faces.
Pigs keep on eating.
Haiku # 56339, April 5, 2017 8:04 pm ET
by df of Waco fermata
it all begins with
promise but promise broken
ends with the gulag
Haiku # 56338, April 4, 2017 1:31 pm ET
by vhs of RAVEN IMPASSE
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Haiku # 56337, April 4, 2017 10:43 am ET
by Kevin of New York
basketball tonight
March madness ends in April
cash for fat white guys
Haiku # 56336, April 3, 2017 8:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56335, April 3, 2017 5:53 am ET
by williamsmith of Brisbane
Most of the killing
occurs within our sick brains,
making them sicker.

Consume, buy more stuff,
assimilate, masturbate.
Never fornicate.

Never copulate
except to repopulate;
Make more consumers.

We'll grow them in jars,
and never need sex again.
Praise be to TV!
Haiku # 56334, April 2, 2017 6:05 pm ET
by df of B4493 Line
Problem with TV;
Too much killing, too few boobs.
Sick america
Haiku # 56333, April 2, 2017 2:28 pm ET
by Mandingo Ebola
Killing is good sport.
It's a great day for murder.
Let's watch some TV.
Haiku # 56332, April 1, 2017 9:25 pm ET
by df of Park Central
I insult my wife
with much greater magnitude,
as the kids do I.
Haiku # 56331, April 1, 2017 7:57 pm ET
by df of largantier epping
Killing mosquitoes
whilst defecating in the
outhouse is great fun.
Haiku # 56330, April 1, 2017 7:52 pm ET
by df of chapel public
it's just hot air, i
don't have the time to post like
i did so this stuff

will just go by the
wayside again, it's snowing
so april fools joke

there, mother nature
haha, funny, it'll be
gone soon enough
Haiku # 56329, April 1, 2017 1:26 pm ET
by vhs
by the way i did
bookmark your book, now if i
had turned the cheek

there would you have now
gotten the point or does it
take eternal damnation

to get the point across?
Haiku # 56328, April 1, 2017 1:21 pm ET
by vhs
one cannot take their
own lives with Occam's Razor
just reduce details
Haiku # 56327, April 1, 2017 1:17 pm ET
by vhs
I'm a nice guy. I
don't fucking like you insulting
me in your posts
Haiku # 56326, April 1, 2017 1:11 pm ET
by vhs
I think vhs
needs to get that sand out of
his vaginal lips.

But what do I know?
Could be a yeast infection.
And speaking of yeast...

Where's my Goddamn beer?
That's the important issue.
Once solved, all is fine.

Oh, and by the way,
Stephen King is fucking dull.
Read Catch-22.

Regarding my book,
I guess ten people read it.
That's enough for me.

Here's your link:
https://archive.org/details/bub_gb_AJPHAgAAQBAJ
Haiku # 56325, April 1, 2017 8:18 am ET
by df of cerrada calle
That's fucking perfect!
bothet should have been bother
Either way,...goodbye
Haiku # 56324, April 1, 2017 2:56 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola of Rain confuses me
Drunken counting sucks
I embarrass myself here
Sorry to bothet
Haiku # 56323, April 1, 2017 2:50 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola of April Foolish
That should have been
Maceo Parker. James Brown
Saxophone player
Haiku # 56322, April 1, 2017 2:42 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola of fuck spellcheck
Macro Parker
plays a sexy saxophone
Does that make me gay?
Haiku # 56321, April 1, 2017 2:30 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola of South China Sea
Oh the good old days
Animal would chase chickens
Drummers are crazy
Haiku # 56320, April 1, 2017 12:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
well as things go you
can't go wrong with gonzo you
know he's already

a liar by the
way his nose is already
him and those chickens...
Haiku # 56319, March 31, 2017 2:12 pm ET
by vhs
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