BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
20 Years
222 Days
and
56863 Haikus
later...
I insult my wife
with much greater magnitude,
as the kids do I.
Haiku #56331, by df of largantier epping
April 1, 2017 7:57 pm ET

Killing mosquitoes
whilst defecating in the
outhouse is great fun.
Haiku #56330, by df of chapel public
April 1, 2017 7:52 pm ET

it's just hot air, i
don't have the time to post like
i did so this stuff

will just go by the
wayside again, it's snowing
so april fools joke

there, mother nature
haha, funny, it'll be
gone soon enough
Haiku #56329, by vhs
April 1, 2017 1:26 pm ET

by the way i did
bookmark your book, now if i
had turned the cheek

there would you have now
gotten the point or does it
take eternal damnation

to get the point across?
Haiku #56328, by vhs
April 1, 2017 1:21 pm ET

one cannot take their
own lives with Occam's Razor
just reduce details
Haiku #56327, by vhs
April 1, 2017 1:17 pm ET

I'm a nice guy. I
don't fucking like you insulting
me in your posts
Haiku #56326, by vhs
April 1, 2017 1:11 pm ET

I think vhs
needs to get that sand out of
his vaginal lips.

But what do I know?
Could be a yeast infection.
And speaking of yeast...

Where's my Goddamn beer?
That's the important issue.
Once solved, all is fine.

Oh, and by the way,
Stephen King is fucking dull.
Read Catch-22.

Regarding my book,
I guess ten people read it.
That's enough for me.

Here's your link:
https://archive.org/details/bub_gb_AJPHAgAAQBAJ
Haiku #56325, by df of cerrada calle
April 1, 2017 8:18 am ET

That's fucking perfect!
bothet should have been bother
Either way,...goodbye
Haiku #56324, by Mandingo Ebola of Rain confuses me
April 1, 2017 2:56 am ET

Drunken counting sucks
I embarrass myself here
Sorry to bothet
Haiku #56323, by Mandingo Ebola of April Foolish
April 1, 2017 2:50 am ET

That should have been
Maceo Parker. James Brown
Saxophone player
Haiku #56322, by Mandingo Ebola of fuck spellcheck
April 1, 2017 2:42 am ET

Macro Parker
plays a sexy saxophone
Does that make me gay?
Haiku #56321, by Mandingo Ebola of South China Sea
April 1, 2017 2:30 am ET

Oh the good old days
Animal would chase chickens
Drummers are crazy
Haiku #56320, by Anonymous Poet
April 1, 2017 12:16 am ET

well as things go you
can't go wrong with gonzo you
know he's already

a liar by the
way his nose is already
him and those chickens...
Haiku #56319, by vhs
March 31, 2017 2:12 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56318, by Anonymous Poet
March 31, 2017 6:43 am ET

Little did we know
Muppets are not real creatures
The lying bastards
Haiku #56317, by Anonymous Poet
March 31, 2017 12:45 am ET

i will mention stephen
king for some reason i just
wanted to say his

name in a haiku
here, because he is a true
living legend from

YOUR generation now
mister Darth PF sir now
where's your bad novel

(the evil story you once put hyperlinks to here???)
Haiku #56316, by vhs
March 30, 2017 1:38 pm ET

He who masturbates
at least seven times a day
has life well in hand.
Haiku #56315, by df of usine leste
March 29, 2017 9:11 pm ET

Never tried cocaine.
But, Goddamn it, I'd like to.
Sadly, I'm not rich.
Haiku #56314, by df of calderara sumet
March 29, 2017 9:10 pm ET

Have you ever flicked
boogers from your car to hit
the next car's window.

It's great stop light fun.
Better than making scary
faces at children.
Haiku #56313, by df of cupa valley
March 29, 2017 9:08 pm ET

My computer sucks.
But should I get a new one?
It would also suck.

Fucking Windows 10.
Goes down more often than a
Filippino whore.
Haiku #56312, by df of Calle 4100
March 29, 2017 9:02 pm ET

It's super duper!
The Trooper Pooper Scooper.
Order yours today!
Haiku #56311, by df of StarCard Cleaning
March 29, 2017 8:58 pm ET

it's a battle with
spam versus real people if
the bots can write the

haiku or complain which
isn't really haiku well
can we really tell?
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March 29, 2017 11:40 am ET

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March 29, 2017 9:13 am ET

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Haiku #56308, by Sebastian of Portugal
March 29, 2017 9:13 am ET

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Haiku #56307, by Anonymous Poet
March 29, 2017 4:06 am ET

Eu-fucking-reka!
I found what women are for.
For giving shit to.
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March 28, 2017 10:25 pm ET

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Haiku #56305, by Anonymous Poet
March 28, 2017 6:32 pm ET

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Haiku #56304, by Anonymous Poet
March 28, 2017 6:32 pm ET

it would be nice to
see the world calm down again
but anger boils hot
Haiku #56303, by Anonymous Poet
March 28, 2017 1:21 pm ET

smoking after sex
let thoughts flee through veils of grey
where words could have been
Haiku #56302, by vince
March 28, 2017 10:16 am ET

I'd like some pot seeds
from the Amsterdam seed bank.
How can I order?
Haiku #56301, by df of third main
March 28, 2017 1:36 am ET

Holy Mennonites!
Virtual agriculture!
Can I smoke e-pot?
Haiku #56300, by df of dane ixtapaluca
March 28, 2017 1:31 am ET

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Haiku #56299, by Anonymous Poet
March 27, 2017 8:32 pm ET

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Haiku #56298, by Anonymous Poet
March 27, 2017 8:32 pm ET

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Haiku #56297, by Anonymous Poet
March 27, 2017 8:32 pm ET

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Haiku #56296, by Anonymous Poet
March 27, 2017 8:31 pm ET

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Haiku #56295, by Anonymous Poet
March 27, 2017 8:31 pm ET

Do you remember?
I have forgotten it all.
And thank God for that!
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March 27, 2017 7:23 pm ET

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March 27, 2017 5:41 pm ET

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March 27, 2017 5:15 pm ET

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Haiku #56291, by yuiwyoer of USA
March 27, 2017 5:15 pm ET

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and the spam haiku do not
stop, it's canned meat
Haiku #56290, by vhs
March 27, 2017 2:09 pm ET

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March 27, 2017 11:57 am ET

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March 27, 2017 11:56 am ET

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Haiku #56287, by Anonymous Poet
March 26, 2017 3:21 pm ET

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Haiku #56286, by Anonymous Poet
March 26, 2017 3:21 pm ET

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Haiku #56285, by Anonymous Poet
March 26, 2017 3:20 pm ET

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Haiku #56284, by Anonymous Poet
March 26, 2017 3:20 pm ET

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Haiku #56283, by Anonymous Poet
March 26, 2017 3:20 pm ET

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Haiku #56282, by vhs
March 26, 2017 2:09 pm ET