Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 126 Days and 76958 Haiku later...

That should have been
Maceo Parker. James Brown
Saxophone player
Haiku # 56322, April 1, 2017 2:42 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola of fuck spellcheck
Macro Parker
plays a sexy saxophone
Does that make me gay?
Haiku # 56321, April 1, 2017 2:30 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola of South China Sea
Oh the good old days
Animal would chase chickens
Drummers are crazy
Haiku # 56320, April 1, 2017 12:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
well as things go you
can't go wrong with gonzo you
know he's already

a liar by the
way his nose is already
him and those chickens...
Haiku # 56319, March 31, 2017 2:12 pm ET
by vhs
Hello!
Haiku # 56318, March 31, 2017 6:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Little did we know
Muppets are not real creatures
The lying bastards
Haiku # 56317, March 31, 2017 12:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i will mention stephen
king for some reason i just
wanted to say his

name in a haiku
here, because he is a true
living legend from

YOUR generation now
mister Darth PF sir now
where's your bad novel

(the evil story you once put hyperlinks to here???)
Haiku # 56316, March 30, 2017 1:38 pm ET
by vhs
He who masturbates
at least seven times a day
has life well in hand.
Haiku # 56315, March 29, 2017 9:11 pm ET
by df of usine leste
Never tried cocaine.
But, Goddamn it, I'd like to.
Sadly, I'm not rich.
Haiku # 56314, March 29, 2017 9:10 pm ET
by df of calderara sumet
Have you ever flicked
boogers from your car to hit
the next car's window.

It's great stop light fun.
Better than making scary
faces at children.
Haiku # 56313, March 29, 2017 9:08 pm ET
by df of cupa valley
My computer sucks.
But should I get a new one?
It would also suck.

Fucking Windows 10.
Goes down more often than a
Filippino whore.
Haiku # 56312, March 29, 2017 9:02 pm ET
by df of Calle 4100
It's super duper!
The Trooper Pooper Scooper.
Order yours today!
Haiku # 56311, March 29, 2017 8:58 pm ET
by df of StarCard Cleaning
it's a battle with
spam versus real people if
the bots can write the

haiku or complain which
isn't really haiku well
can we really tell?
Haiku # 56310, March 29, 2017 11:40 am ET
by vhs
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by Matthew of South Korea
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Haiku # 56308, March 29, 2017 9:13 am ET
by Sebastian of Portugal
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Haiku # 56307, March 29, 2017 4:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Eu-fucking-reka!
I found what women are for.
For giving shit to.
Haiku # 56306, March 28, 2017 10:25 pm ET
by df of sanc whitman
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Haiku # 56305, March 28, 2017 6:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hello!
Haiku # 56304, March 28, 2017 6:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it would be nice to
see the world calm down again
but anger boils hot
Haiku # 56303, March 28, 2017 1:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
smoking after sex
let thoughts flee through veils of grey
where words could have been
Haiku # 56302, March 28, 2017 10:16 am ET
by vince
I'd like some pot seeds
from the Amsterdam seed bank.
How can I order?
Haiku # 56301, March 28, 2017 1:36 am ET
by df of third main
Holy Mennonites!
Virtual agriculture!
Can I smoke e-pot?
Haiku # 56300, March 28, 2017 1:31 am ET
by df of dane ixtapaluca
Farmville farms even include free gift that
Haiku # 56299, March 27, 2017 8:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56298, March 27, 2017 8:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56297, March 27, 2017 8:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56296, March 27, 2017 8:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56295, March 27, 2017 8:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Do you remember?
I have forgotten it all.
And thank God for that!
Haiku # 56294, March 27, 2017 7:23 pm ET
by df of carretera shaft
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Haiku # 56293, March 27, 2017 5:41 pm ET
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Haiku # 56292, March 27, 2017 5:15 pm ET
by iituypyo of USA
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Haiku # 56291, March 27, 2017 5:15 pm ET
by yuiwyoer of USA
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and the spam haiku do not
stop, it's canned meat
Haiku # 56290, March 27, 2017 2:09 pm ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 56289, March 27, 2017 11:57 am ET
by eoyeeuuy of USA
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Haiku # 56288, March 27, 2017 11:56 am ET
by uywotwwe of USA
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Haiku # 56287, March 26, 2017 3:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56286, March 26, 2017 3:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56285, March 26, 2017 3:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56284, March 26, 2017 3:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56283, March 26, 2017 3:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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concern, outside the US
or within this place
Haiku # 56282, March 26, 2017 2:09 pm ET
by vhs
i wonder how well
alex jones will go down in
historical guides
Haiku # 56281, March 26, 2017 2:03 pm ET
by vhs
a set back can set
back someone sick of being
set back by set backs
Haiku # 56280, March 26, 2017 1:54 pm ET
by vhs
i have to say I'll
miss processed food for a bit
while i recover here
Haiku # 56279, March 26, 2017 1:51 pm ET
by vhs
We talk of fun food,
Nobody is responding
Are you tired eating?
Haiku # 56278, March 26, 2017 3:48 am ET
by Interested Customer of China
I like food a lot.
Is this really delicious?
Can I eat this thing?
Haiku # 56277, March 26, 2017 3:38 am ET
by Interested Customer of China
Taco Bell Crunch Wrap
Its back! Better than ever!
Fun food for friendship.
Haiku # 56276, March 25, 2017 10:21 pm ET
by For a limited time! of Participating locations
well you forgot to
mention...is it an....evil
haiku??? space left blank
Haiku # 56275, March 25, 2017 3:48 pm ET
by vhs
World Domination
A goal for your twenties but
Forgotten? I failed
Haiku # 56274, March 25, 2017 12:31 pm ET
by disleckingfuxic of 'Merica
No seriously!
Let me google that for you.
Your fingers are broke.
Haiku # 56273, March 25, 2017 11:45 am ET
by disleckingfuxic of "Merica
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