BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
21 Years
29 Days
and
57769 Haikus
later...
Hello!
Haiku #56318, by Anonymous Poet
March 31, 2017 6:43 am ET

Little did we know
Muppets are not real creatures
The lying bastards
Haiku #56317, by Anonymous Poet
March 31, 2017 12:45 am ET

i will mention stephen
king for some reason i just
wanted to say his

name in a haiku
here, because he is a true
living legend from

YOUR generation now
mister Darth PF sir now
where's your bad novel

(the evil story you once put hyperlinks to here???)
Haiku #56316, by vhs
March 30, 2017 1:38 pm ET

He who masturbates
at least seven times a day
has life well in hand.
Haiku #56315, by df of usine leste
March 29, 2017 9:11 pm ET

Never tried cocaine.
But, Goddamn it, I'd like to.
Sadly, I'm not rich.
Haiku #56314, by df of calderara sumet
March 29, 2017 9:10 pm ET

Have you ever flicked
boogers from your car to hit
the next car's window.

It's great stop light fun.
Better than making scary
faces at children.
Haiku #56313, by df of cupa valley
March 29, 2017 9:08 pm ET

My computer sucks.
But should I get a new one?
It would also suck.

Fucking Windows 10.
Goes down more often than a
Filippino whore.
Haiku #56312, by df of Calle 4100
March 29, 2017 9:02 pm ET

It's super duper!
The Trooper Pooper Scooper.
Order yours today!
Haiku #56311, by df of StarCard Cleaning
March 29, 2017 8:58 pm ET

it's a battle with
spam versus real people if
the bots can write the

haiku or complain which
isn't really haiku well
can we really tell?
Haiku #56310, by vhs
March 29, 2017 11:40 am ET

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March 29, 2017 9:13 am ET

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Haiku #56308, by Sebastian of Portugal
March 29, 2017 9:13 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #56307, by Anonymous Poet
March 29, 2017 4:06 am ET

Eu-fucking-reka!
I found what women are for.
For giving shit to.
Haiku #56306, by df of sanc whitman
March 28, 2017 10:25 pm ET

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Haiku #56305, by Anonymous Poet
March 28, 2017 6:32 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56304, by Anonymous Poet
March 28, 2017 6:32 pm ET

it would be nice to
see the world calm down again
but anger boils hot
Haiku #56303, by Anonymous Poet
March 28, 2017 1:21 pm ET

smoking after sex
let thoughts flee through veils of grey
where words could have been
Haiku #56302, by vince
March 28, 2017 10:16 am ET

I'd like some pot seeds
from the Amsterdam seed bank.
How can I order?
Haiku #56301, by df of third main
March 28, 2017 1:36 am ET

Holy Mennonites!
Virtual agriculture!
Can I smoke e-pot?
Haiku #56300, by df of dane ixtapaluca
March 28, 2017 1:31 am ET

Farmville farms even include free gift that
Haiku #56299, by Anonymous Poet
March 27, 2017 8:32 pm ET

Farmville farms even include free gift that
Haiku #56298, by Anonymous Poet
March 27, 2017 8:32 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56297, by Anonymous Poet
March 27, 2017 8:32 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56296, by Anonymous Poet
March 27, 2017 8:31 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56295, by Anonymous Poet
March 27, 2017 8:31 pm ET

Do you remember?
I have forgotten it all.
And thank God for that!
Haiku #56294, by df of carretera shaft
March 27, 2017 7:23 pm ET

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Haiku #56293, by Anonymous Poet
March 27, 2017 5:41 pm ET

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Haiku #56292, by iituypyo of USA
March 27, 2017 5:15 pm ET

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Haiku #56291, by yuiwyoer of USA
March 27, 2017 5:15 pm ET

the spam does not stop
and the spam haiku do not
stop, it's canned meat
Haiku #56290, by vhs
March 27, 2017 2:09 pm ET

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Haiku #56289, by eoyeeuuy of USA
March 27, 2017 11:57 am ET

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Haiku #56288, by uywotwwe of USA
March 27, 2017 11:56 am ET

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Haiku #56287, by Anonymous Poet
March 26, 2017 3:21 pm ET

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Haiku #56286, by Anonymous Poet
March 26, 2017 3:21 pm ET

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Haiku #56285, by Anonymous Poet
March 26, 2017 3:20 pm ET

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Haiku #56284, by Anonymous Poet
March 26, 2017 3:20 pm ET

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Haiku #56283, by Anonymous Poet
March 26, 2017 3:20 pm ET

which is the bigger
concern, outside the US
or within this place
Haiku #56282, by vhs
March 26, 2017 2:09 pm ET

i wonder how well
alex jones will go down in
historical guides
Haiku #56281, by vhs
March 26, 2017 2:03 pm ET

a set back can set
back someone sick of being
set back by set backs
Haiku #56280, by vhs
March 26, 2017 1:54 pm ET

i have to say I'll
miss processed food for a bit
while i recover here
Haiku #56279, by vhs
March 26, 2017 1:51 pm ET

We talk of fun food,
Nobody is responding
Are you tired eating?
Haiku #56278, by Interested Customer of China
March 26, 2017 3:48 am ET

I like food a lot.
Is this really delicious?
Can I eat this thing?
Haiku #56277, by Interested Customer of China
March 26, 2017 3:38 am ET

Taco Bell Crunch Wrap
Its back! Better than ever!
Fun food for friendship.
Haiku #56276, by For a limited time! of Participating locations
March 25, 2017 10:21 pm ET

well you forgot to
mention...is it an....evil
haiku??? space left blank
Haiku #56275, by vhs
March 25, 2017 3:48 pm ET

World Domination
A goal for your twenties but
Forgotten? I failed
Haiku #56274, by disleckingfuxic of 'Merica
March 25, 2017 12:31 pm ET

No seriously!
Let me google that for you.
Your fingers are broke.
Haiku #56273, by disleckingfuxic of "Merica
March 25, 2017 11:45 am ET

No problem! That's the
Easiest Part Of My Job!
As slowly we rot.
Haiku #56272, by disleckingfuxic of 'Merica
March 25, 2017 11:42 am ET

Insurance sales are
Methadone placebos for
Chasing green dragons
Haiku #56271, by disleckingfuxic of 'Merica
March 25, 2017 11:13 am ET

Free Beer was not a
Stroke of genius for these two
Dweebs naming their band
Haiku #56270, by disleckingfuxic of 'Merica
March 25, 2017 11:11 am ET

Remedy vampire
Slowly draining life from my
Bloody fingertips
Haiku #56269, by disleckingfuxic of 'merica
March 25, 2017 11:04 am ET