Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 126 Days and 76958 Haiku later...

Little did we know
Muppets are not real creatures
The lying bastards
Haiku # 56317, March 31, 2017 12:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i will mention stephen
king for some reason i just
wanted to say his

name in a haiku
here, because he is a true
living legend from

YOUR generation now
mister Darth PF sir now
where's your bad novel

(the evil story you once put hyperlinks to here???)
Haiku # 56316, March 30, 2017 1:38 pm ET
by vhs
He who masturbates
at least seven times a day
has life well in hand.
Haiku # 56315, March 29, 2017 9:11 pm ET
by df of usine leste
Never tried cocaine.
But, Goddamn it, I'd like to.
Sadly, I'm not rich.
Haiku # 56314, March 29, 2017 9:10 pm ET
by df of calderara sumet
Have you ever flicked
boogers from your car to hit
the next car's window.

It's great stop light fun.
Better than making scary
faces at children.
Haiku # 56313, March 29, 2017 9:08 pm ET
by df of cupa valley
My computer sucks.
But should I get a new one?
It would also suck.

Fucking Windows 10.
Goes down more often than a
Filippino whore.
Haiku # 56312, March 29, 2017 9:02 pm ET
by df of Calle 4100
It's super duper!
The Trooper Pooper Scooper.
Order yours today!
Haiku # 56311, March 29, 2017 8:58 pm ET
by df of StarCard Cleaning
it's a battle with
spam versus real people if
the bots can write the

haiku or complain which
isn't really haiku well
can we really tell?
Haiku # 56310, March 29, 2017 11:40 am ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 56309, March 29, 2017 9:13 am ET
by Matthew of South Korea
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Haiku # 56308, March 29, 2017 9:13 am ET
by Sebastian of Portugal
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Haiku # 56307, March 29, 2017 4:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Eu-fucking-reka!
I found what women are for.
For giving shit to.
Haiku # 56306, March 28, 2017 10:25 pm ET
by df of sanc whitman
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Haiku # 56305, March 28, 2017 6:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56304, March 28, 2017 6:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it would be nice to
see the world calm down again
but anger boils hot
Haiku # 56303, March 28, 2017 1:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
smoking after sex
let thoughts flee through veils of grey
where words could have been
Haiku # 56302, March 28, 2017 10:16 am ET
by vince
I'd like some pot seeds
from the Amsterdam seed bank.
How can I order?
Haiku # 56301, March 28, 2017 1:36 am ET
by df of third main
Holy Mennonites!
Virtual agriculture!
Can I smoke e-pot?
Haiku # 56300, March 28, 2017 1:31 am ET
by df of dane ixtapaluca
Farmville farms even include free gift that
Haiku # 56299, March 27, 2017 8:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56298, March 27, 2017 8:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56297, March 27, 2017 8:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56296, March 27, 2017 8:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56295, March 27, 2017 8:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Do you remember?
I have forgotten it all.
And thank God for that!
Haiku # 56294, March 27, 2017 7:23 pm ET
by df of carretera shaft
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Haiku # 56293, March 27, 2017 5:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56292, March 27, 2017 5:15 pm ET
by iituypyo of USA
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Haiku # 56291, March 27, 2017 5:15 pm ET
by yuiwyoer of USA
the spam does not stop
and the spam haiku do not
stop, it's canned meat
Haiku # 56290, March 27, 2017 2:09 pm ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 56289, March 27, 2017 11:57 am ET
by eoyeeuuy of USA
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Haiku # 56288, March 27, 2017 11:56 am ET
by uywotwwe of USA
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Haiku # 56287, March 26, 2017 3:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56286, March 26, 2017 3:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56285, March 26, 2017 3:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56284, March 26, 2017 3:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56283, March 26, 2017 3:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
which is the bigger
concern, outside the US
or within this place
Haiku # 56282, March 26, 2017 2:09 pm ET
by vhs
i wonder how well
alex jones will go down in
historical guides
Haiku # 56281, March 26, 2017 2:03 pm ET
by vhs
a set back can set
back someone sick of being
set back by set backs
Haiku # 56280, March 26, 2017 1:54 pm ET
by vhs
i have to say I'll
miss processed food for a bit
while i recover here
Haiku # 56279, March 26, 2017 1:51 pm ET
by vhs
We talk of fun food,
Nobody is responding
Are you tired eating?
Haiku # 56278, March 26, 2017 3:48 am ET
by Interested Customer of China
I like food a lot.
Is this really delicious?
Can I eat this thing?
Haiku # 56277, March 26, 2017 3:38 am ET
by Interested Customer of China
Taco Bell Crunch Wrap
Its back! Better than ever!
Fun food for friendship.
Haiku # 56276, March 25, 2017 10:21 pm ET
by For a limited time! of Participating locations
well you forgot to
mention...is it an....evil
haiku??? space left blank
Haiku # 56275, March 25, 2017 3:48 pm ET
by vhs
World Domination
A goal for your twenties but
Forgotten? I failed
Haiku # 56274, March 25, 2017 12:31 pm ET
by disleckingfuxic of 'Merica
No seriously!
Let me google that for you.
Your fingers are broke.
Haiku # 56273, March 25, 2017 11:45 am ET
by disleckingfuxic of "Merica
No problem! That's the
Easiest Part Of My Job!
As slowly we rot.
Haiku # 56272, March 25, 2017 11:42 am ET
by disleckingfuxic of 'Merica
Insurance sales are
Methadone placebos for
Chasing green dragons
Haiku # 56271, March 25, 2017 11:13 am ET
by disleckingfuxic of 'Merica
Free Beer was not a
Stroke of genius for these two
Dweebs naming their band
Haiku # 56270, March 25, 2017 11:11 am ET
by disleckingfuxic of 'Merica
Remedy vampire
Slowly draining life from my
Bloody fingertips
Haiku # 56269, March 25, 2017 11:04 am ET
by disleckingfuxic of 'merica
i read a guy named
neil howe, that same book that this
steve bannon guy

likes, with the late will
iam strauss, it's called the fourth turning
and it is you

know "iffy" but it
makes some sense of this crazy
season we are in
Haiku # 56268, March 25, 2017 10:20 am ET
by vhs
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