BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
20 Years
225 Days
and
56866 Haikus
later...
He who masturbates
at least seven times a day
has life well in hand.
Haiku #56315, by df of usine leste
March 29, 2017 9:11 pm ET

Never tried cocaine.
But, Goddamn it, I'd like to.
Sadly, I'm not rich.
Haiku #56314, by df of calderara sumet
March 29, 2017 9:10 pm ET

Have you ever flicked
boogers from your car to hit
the next car's window.

It's great stop light fun.
Better than making scary
faces at children.
Haiku #56313, by df of cupa valley
March 29, 2017 9:08 pm ET

My computer sucks.
But should I get a new one?
It would also suck.

Fucking Windows 10.
Goes down more often than a
Filippino whore.
Haiku #56312, by df of Calle 4100
March 29, 2017 9:02 pm ET

It's super duper!
The Trooper Pooper Scooper.
Order yours today!
Haiku #56311, by df of StarCard Cleaning
March 29, 2017 8:58 pm ET

it's a battle with
spam versus real people if
the bots can write the

haiku or complain which
isn't really haiku well
can we really tell?
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March 29, 2017 11:40 am ET

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March 29, 2017 9:13 am ET

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Haiku #56308, by Sebastian of Portugal
March 29, 2017 9:13 am ET

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Haiku #56307, by Anonymous Poet
March 29, 2017 4:06 am ET

Eu-fucking-reka!
I found what women are for.
For giving shit to.
Haiku #56306, by df of sanc whitman
March 28, 2017 10:25 pm ET

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Haiku #56305, by Anonymous Poet
March 28, 2017 6:32 pm ET

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Haiku #56304, by Anonymous Poet
March 28, 2017 6:32 pm ET

it would be nice to
see the world calm down again
but anger boils hot
Haiku #56303, by Anonymous Poet
March 28, 2017 1:21 pm ET

smoking after sex
let thoughts flee through veils of grey
where words could have been
Haiku #56302, by vince
March 28, 2017 10:16 am ET

I'd like some pot seeds
from the Amsterdam seed bank.
How can I order?
Haiku #56301, by df of third main
March 28, 2017 1:36 am ET

Holy Mennonites!
Virtual agriculture!
Can I smoke e-pot?
Haiku #56300, by df of dane ixtapaluca
March 28, 2017 1:31 am ET

Farmville farms even include free gift that
Haiku #56299, by Anonymous Poet
March 27, 2017 8:32 pm ET

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Haiku #56298, by Anonymous Poet
March 27, 2017 8:32 pm ET

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Haiku #56297, by Anonymous Poet
March 27, 2017 8:32 pm ET

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Haiku #56296, by Anonymous Poet
March 27, 2017 8:31 pm ET

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Haiku #56295, by Anonymous Poet
March 27, 2017 8:31 pm ET

Do you remember?
I have forgotten it all.
And thank God for that!
Haiku #56294, by df of carretera shaft
March 27, 2017 7:23 pm ET

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March 27, 2017 5:41 pm ET

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March 27, 2017 5:15 pm ET

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Haiku #56291, by yuiwyoer of USA
March 27, 2017 5:15 pm ET

the spam does not stop
and the spam haiku do not
stop, it's canned meat
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March 27, 2017 2:09 pm ET

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Haiku #56289, by eoyeeuuy of USA
March 27, 2017 11:57 am ET

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Haiku #56288, by uywotwwe of USA
March 27, 2017 11:56 am ET

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Haiku #56287, by Anonymous Poet
March 26, 2017 3:21 pm ET

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Haiku #56286, by Anonymous Poet
March 26, 2017 3:21 pm ET

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Haiku #56285, by Anonymous Poet
March 26, 2017 3:20 pm ET

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Haiku #56284, by Anonymous Poet
March 26, 2017 3:20 pm ET

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Haiku #56283, by Anonymous Poet
March 26, 2017 3:20 pm ET

which is the bigger
concern, outside the US
or within this place
Haiku #56282, by vhs
March 26, 2017 2:09 pm ET

i wonder how well
alex jones will go down in
historical guides
Haiku #56281, by vhs
March 26, 2017 2:03 pm ET

a set back can set
back someone sick of being
set back by set backs
Haiku #56280, by vhs
March 26, 2017 1:54 pm ET

i have to say I'll
miss processed food for a bit
while i recover here
Haiku #56279, by vhs
March 26, 2017 1:51 pm ET

We talk of fun food,
Nobody is responding
Are you tired eating?
Haiku #56278, by Interested Customer of China
March 26, 2017 3:48 am ET

I like food a lot.
Is this really delicious?
Can I eat this thing?
Haiku #56277, by Interested Customer of China
March 26, 2017 3:38 am ET

Taco Bell Crunch Wrap
Its back! Better than ever!
Fun food for friendship.
Haiku #56276, by For a limited time! of Participating locations
March 25, 2017 10:21 pm ET

well you forgot to
mention...is it an....evil
haiku??? space left blank
Haiku #56275, by vhs
March 25, 2017 3:48 pm ET

World Domination
A goal for your twenties but
Forgotten? I failed
Haiku #56274, by disleckingfuxic of 'Merica
March 25, 2017 12:31 pm ET

No seriously!
Let me google that for you.
Your fingers are broke.
Haiku #56273, by disleckingfuxic of "Merica
March 25, 2017 11:45 am ET

No problem! That's the
Easiest Part Of My Job!
As slowly we rot.
Haiku #56272, by disleckingfuxic of 'Merica
March 25, 2017 11:42 am ET

Insurance sales are
Methadone placebos for
Chasing green dragons
Haiku #56271, by disleckingfuxic of 'Merica
March 25, 2017 11:13 am ET

Free Beer was not a
Stroke of genius for these two
Dweebs naming their band
Haiku #56270, by disleckingfuxic of 'Merica
March 25, 2017 11:11 am ET

Remedy vampire
Slowly draining life from my
Bloody fingertips
Haiku #56269, by disleckingfuxic of 'merica
March 25, 2017 11:04 am ET

i read a guy named
neil howe, that same book that this
steve bannon guy

likes, with the late will
iam strauss, it's called the fourth turning
and it is you

know "iffy" but it
makes some sense of this crazy
season we are in
Haiku #56268, by vhs
March 25, 2017 10:20 am ET

Nope, he's not dead yet.
But he's off the radio
And that makes me sad
Haiku #56267, by T
March 24, 2017 6:49 pm ET

yes doctor D was
a radio pioneer and
did he just pass on?
Haiku #56266, by vhs
March 24, 2017 3:28 pm ET