BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
21 Years
33 Days
and
57789 Haikus
later...
Hello!
Haiku #56304, by Anonymous Poet
March 28, 2017 6:32 pm ET

it would be nice to
see the world calm down again
but anger boils hot
Haiku #56303, by Anonymous Poet
March 28, 2017 1:21 pm ET

smoking after sex
let thoughts flee through veils of grey
where words could have been
Haiku #56302, by vince
March 28, 2017 10:16 am ET

I'd like some pot seeds
from the Amsterdam seed bank.
How can I order?
Haiku #56301, by df of third main
March 28, 2017 1:36 am ET

Holy Mennonites!
Virtual agriculture!
Can I smoke e-pot?
Haiku #56300, by df of dane ixtapaluca
March 28, 2017 1:31 am ET

Farmville farms even include free gift that
Haiku #56299, by Anonymous Poet
March 27, 2017 8:32 pm ET

Farmville farms even include free gift that
Haiku #56298, by Anonymous Poet
March 27, 2017 8:32 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56297, by Anonymous Poet
March 27, 2017 8:32 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56296, by Anonymous Poet
March 27, 2017 8:31 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56295, by Anonymous Poet
March 27, 2017 8:31 pm ET

Do you remember?
I have forgotten it all.
And thank God for that!
Haiku #56294, by df of carretera shaft
March 27, 2017 7:23 pm ET

erythromycin medication drug
Haiku #56293, by Anonymous Poet
March 27, 2017 5:41 pm ET

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Haiku #56292, by iituypyo of USA
March 27, 2017 5:15 pm ET

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Haiku #56291, by yuiwyoer of USA
March 27, 2017 5:15 pm ET

the spam does not stop
and the spam haiku do not
stop, it's canned meat
Haiku #56290, by vhs
March 27, 2017 2:09 pm ET

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Haiku #56289, by eoyeeuuy of USA
March 27, 2017 11:57 am ET

Good blog! I really love how it is easy on my eyes and the data are well written. I am wondering how I could be notified whenever a new post has been made. I have subscribed to your feed which must do the trick! Have a nice day!
Haiku #56288, by uywotwwe of USA
March 27, 2017 11:56 am ET

Enjoyed studying this, very good stuff, regards . A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. by Aristophanes.
Haiku #56287, by Anonymous Poet
March 26, 2017 3:21 pm ET

Enjoyed studying this, very good stuff, regards . A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. by Aristophanes.
Haiku #56286, by Anonymous Poet
March 26, 2017 3:21 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56285, by Anonymous Poet
March 26, 2017 3:20 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56284, by Anonymous Poet
March 26, 2017 3:20 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56283, by Anonymous Poet
March 26, 2017 3:20 pm ET

which is the bigger
concern, outside the US
or within this place
Haiku #56282, by vhs
March 26, 2017 2:09 pm ET

i wonder how well
alex jones will go down in
historical guides
Haiku #56281, by vhs
March 26, 2017 2:03 pm ET

a set back can set
back someone sick of being
set back by set backs
Haiku #56280, by vhs
March 26, 2017 1:54 pm ET

i have to say I'll
miss processed food for a bit
while i recover here
Haiku #56279, by vhs
March 26, 2017 1:51 pm ET

We talk of fun food,
Nobody is responding
Are you tired eating?
Haiku #56278, by Interested Customer of China
March 26, 2017 3:48 am ET

I like food a lot.
Is this really delicious?
Can I eat this thing?
Haiku #56277, by Interested Customer of China
March 26, 2017 3:38 am ET

Taco Bell Crunch Wrap
Its back! Better than ever!
Fun food for friendship.
Haiku #56276, by For a limited time! of Participating locations
March 25, 2017 10:21 pm ET

well you forgot to
mention...is it an....evil
haiku??? space left blank
Haiku #56275, by vhs
March 25, 2017 3:48 pm ET

World Domination
A goal for your twenties but
Forgotten? I failed
Haiku #56274, by disleckingfuxic of 'Merica
March 25, 2017 12:31 pm ET

No seriously!
Let me google that for you.
Your fingers are broke.
Haiku #56273, by disleckingfuxic of "Merica
March 25, 2017 11:45 am ET

No problem! That's the
Easiest Part Of My Job!
As slowly we rot.
Haiku #56272, by disleckingfuxic of 'Merica
March 25, 2017 11:42 am ET

Insurance sales are
Methadone placebos for
Chasing green dragons
Haiku #56271, by disleckingfuxic of 'Merica
March 25, 2017 11:13 am ET

Free Beer was not a
Stroke of genius for these two
Dweebs naming their band
Haiku #56270, by disleckingfuxic of 'Merica
March 25, 2017 11:11 am ET

Remedy vampire
Slowly draining life from my
Bloody fingertips
Haiku #56269, by disleckingfuxic of 'merica
March 25, 2017 11:04 am ET

i read a guy named
neil howe, that same book that this
steve bannon guy

likes, with the late will
iam strauss, it's called the fourth turning
and it is you

know "iffy" but it
makes some sense of this crazy
season we are in
Haiku #56268, by vhs
March 25, 2017 10:20 am ET

Nope, he's not dead yet.
But he's off the radio
And that makes me sad
Haiku #56267, by T
March 24, 2017 6:49 pm ET

yes doctor D was
a radio pioneer and
did he just pass on?
Haiku #56266, by vhs
March 24, 2017 3:28 pm ET

I like this post, enjoyed this one regards for posting. He removes the greatest ornament of friendship, who takes away from it respect. by Cicero.
Haiku #56265, by yruwetii of USA
March 23, 2017 10:02 pm ET

I like this post, enjoyed this one regards for posting. He removes the greatest ornament of friendship, who takes away from it respect. by Cicero.
Haiku #56264, by wiuuwitw of USA
March 23, 2017 10:02 pm ET

Doctor Demento
Was radio pioneer?
Definitely strange
Haiku #56263, by T
March 23, 2017 9:26 pm ET

and now to break up
the all too vocal spam with
a spacer haiku

and of course

spam spam spam spam...spam
spam spam spam, baked beans and spam
vienna sausage
Haiku #56262, by vhs
March 23, 2017 1:41 pm ET

Hi there! I know this is kind of off topic but I was wondering if you knew where I could locate a captcha plugin for my comment form? I'm using the same blog platform as yours and I'm having difficulty finding one? Thanks a lot!
Haiku #56261, by Anonymous Poet
March 23, 2017 3:41 am ET

Hi there! I know this is kind of off topic but I was wondering if you knew where I could locate a captcha plugin for my comment form? I'm using the same blog platform as yours and I'm having difficulty finding one? Thanks a lot!
Haiku #56260, by Anonymous Poet
March 23, 2017 3:41 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #56259, by Anonymous Poet
March 23, 2017 3:40 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #56258, by Anonymous Poet
March 23, 2017 3:40 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #56257, by Anonymous Poet
March 23, 2017 3:40 am ET

I should figure out
how to make New York pretzels.
I'll then quit my job.

And have much more time
to write my happy haiku
to lighten your days.

DFP Pretzels!
Just now hot from the oven!
Get 'em while they're fresh!

Only two dollars!
Cheese, mustard, lemon, garlic,
or road-kill raccoon!
Haiku #56256, by df of frei turin
March 22, 2017 6:23 pm ET

That sounds pretty good.
Pretzels with lemon frosting.
Paired with German beer.
Haiku #56255, by df of ahead feroz
March 22, 2017 6:03 pm ET