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Hello!
Haiku # 56296, March 27, 2017 8:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hello!
Haiku # 56295, March 27, 2017 8:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Do you remember?
I have forgotten it all.
And thank God for that!
Haiku # 56294, March 27, 2017 7:23 pm ET
by df of carretera shaft
erythromycin medication drug
Haiku # 56293, March 27, 2017 5:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 56292, March 27, 2017 5:15 pm ET
by iituypyo of USA
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Haiku # 56291, March 27, 2017 5:15 pm ET
by yuiwyoer of USA
the spam does not stop
and the spam haiku do not
stop, it's canned meat
Haiku # 56290, March 27, 2017 2:09 pm ET
by vhs
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Haiku # 56289, March 27, 2017 11:57 am ET
by eoyeeuuy of USA
Good blog! I really love how it is easy on my eyes and the data are well written. I am wondering how I could be notified whenever a new post has been made. I have subscribed to your feed which must do the trick! Have a nice day!
Haiku # 56288, March 27, 2017 11:56 am ET
by uywotwwe of USA
Enjoyed studying this, very good stuff, regards . A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. by Aristophanes.
Haiku # 56287, March 26, 2017 3:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Enjoyed studying this, very good stuff, regards . A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. by Aristophanes.
Haiku # 56286, March 26, 2017 3:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hello!
Haiku # 56285, March 26, 2017 3:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hello!
Haiku # 56284, March 26, 2017 3:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hello!
Haiku # 56283, March 26, 2017 3:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
which is the bigger
concern, outside the US
or within this place
Haiku # 56282, March 26, 2017 2:09 pm ET
by vhs
i wonder how well
alex jones will go down in
historical guides
Haiku # 56281, March 26, 2017 2:03 pm ET
by vhs
a set back can set
back someone sick of being
set back by set backs
Haiku # 56280, March 26, 2017 1:54 pm ET
by vhs
i have to say I'll
miss processed food for a bit
while i recover here
Haiku # 56279, March 26, 2017 1:51 pm ET
by vhs
We talk of fun food,
Nobody is responding
Are you tired eating?
Haiku # 56278, March 26, 2017 3:48 am ET
by Interested Customer of China
I like food a lot.
Is this really delicious?
Can I eat this thing?
Haiku # 56277, March 26, 2017 3:38 am ET
by Interested Customer of China
Taco Bell Crunch Wrap
Its back! Better than ever!
Fun food for friendship.
Haiku # 56276, March 25, 2017 10:21 pm ET
by For a limited time! of Participating locations
well you forgot to
mention...is it an....evil
haiku??? space left blank
Haiku # 56275, March 25, 2017 3:48 pm ET
by vhs
World Domination
A goal for your twenties but
Forgotten? I failed
Haiku # 56274, March 25, 2017 12:31 pm ET
by disleckingfuxic of 'Merica
No seriously!
Let me google that for you.
Your fingers are broke.
Haiku # 56273, March 25, 2017 11:45 am ET
by disleckingfuxic of "Merica
No problem! That's the
Easiest Part Of My Job!
As slowly we rot.
Haiku # 56272, March 25, 2017 11:42 am ET
by disleckingfuxic of 'Merica
Insurance sales are
Methadone placebos for
Chasing green dragons
Haiku # 56271, March 25, 2017 11:13 am ET
by disleckingfuxic of 'Merica
Free Beer was not a
Stroke of genius for these two
Dweebs naming their band
Haiku # 56270, March 25, 2017 11:11 am ET
by disleckingfuxic of 'Merica
Remedy vampire
Slowly draining life from my
Bloody fingertips
Haiku # 56269, March 25, 2017 11:04 am ET
by disleckingfuxic of 'merica
i read a guy named
neil howe, that same book that this
steve bannon guy

likes, with the late will
iam strauss, it's called the fourth turning
and it is you

know "iffy" but it
makes some sense of this crazy
season we are in
Haiku # 56268, March 25, 2017 10:20 am ET
by vhs
Nope, he's not dead yet.
But he's off the radio
And that makes me sad
Haiku # 56267, March 24, 2017 6:49 pm ET
by T
yes doctor D was
a radio pioneer and
did he just pass on?
Haiku # 56266, March 24, 2017 3:28 pm ET
by vhs
I like this post, enjoyed this one regards for posting. He removes the greatest ornament of friendship, who takes away from it respect. by Cicero.
Haiku # 56265, March 23, 2017 10:02 pm ET
by yruwetii of USA
I like this post, enjoyed this one regards for posting. He removes the greatest ornament of friendship, who takes away from it respect. by Cicero.
Haiku # 56264, March 23, 2017 10:02 pm ET
by wiuuwitw of USA
Doctor Demento
Was radio pioneer?
Definitely strange
Haiku # 56263, March 23, 2017 9:26 pm ET
by T
and now to break up
the all too vocal spam with
a spacer haiku

and of course

spam spam spam spam...spam
spam spam spam, baked beans and spam
vienna sausage
Haiku # 56262, March 23, 2017 1:41 pm ET
by vhs
Hi there! I know this is kind of off topic but I was wondering if you knew where I could locate a captcha plugin for my comment form? I'm using the same blog platform as yours and I'm having difficulty finding one? Thanks a lot!
Haiku # 56261, March 23, 2017 3:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hi there! I know this is kind of off topic but I was wondering if you knew where I could locate a captcha plugin for my comment form? I'm using the same blog platform as yours and I'm having difficulty finding one? Thanks a lot!
Haiku # 56260, March 23, 2017 3:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hello!
Haiku # 56259, March 23, 2017 3:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hello!
Haiku # 56258, March 23, 2017 3:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hello!
Haiku # 56257, March 23, 2017 3:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I should figure out
how to make New York pretzels.
I'll then quit my job.

And have much more time
to write my happy haiku
to lighten your days.

DFP Pretzels!
Just now hot from the oven!
Get 'em while they're fresh!

Only two dollars!
Cheese, mustard, lemon, garlic,
or road-kill raccoon!
Haiku # 56256, March 22, 2017 6:23 pm ET
by df of frei turin
That sounds pretty good.
Pretzels with lemon frosting.
Paired with German beer.
Haiku # 56255, March 22, 2017 6:03 pm ET
by df of ahead feroz
seems you're often down
but there were times we'd get down
and you wouldn't be
Haiku # 56254, March 22, 2017 8:52 am ET
by ash
bitter and twisted
you're like a lemon pretzel
and way too salty
Haiku # 56253, March 22, 2017 8:41 am ET
by ash
Legos do not bleed.
Although we'd like for them to.
So we fantasize.
Haiku # 56252, March 22, 2017 4:18 am ET
by df of towers inter
Silly old pop songs
I love so many of them
So sexy it hurts
Haiku # 56251, March 21, 2017 6:26 pm ET
by T
Right...said Fred... he's too
sexy for haiku oh no
i guess one will do...ooo
Haiku # 56250, March 21, 2017 1:23 pm ET
by vhs
I'm not throwing out
vhs tapes, vhs.
You're just too sexy.
Haiku # 56249, March 20, 2017 6:21 pm ET
by df of maico museum
Hello!
Haiku # 56248, March 20, 2017 3:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
we all have a death
wish in some form or other
i think one form of

it is "planned ob-
solecence" or however
we spell that term there

throw out dvds
throw out vhs tapes make
room for more new crap
Haiku # 56247, March 20, 2017 1:45 pm ET
by vhs
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