BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
21 Years
12 Days
and
57684 Haikus
later...
I like this post, enjoyed this one regards for posting. He removes the greatest ornament of friendship, who takes away from it respect. by Cicero.
Haiku #56264, by wiuuwitw of USA
March 23, 2017 10:02 pm ET

Doctor Demento
Was radio pioneer?
Definitely strange
Haiku #56263, by T
March 23, 2017 9:26 pm ET

and now to break up
the all too vocal spam with
a spacer haiku

and of course

spam spam spam spam...spam
spam spam spam, baked beans and spam
vienna sausage
Haiku #56262, by vhs
March 23, 2017 1:41 pm ET

Hi there! I know this is kind of off topic but I was wondering if you knew where I could locate a captcha plugin for my comment form? I'm using the same blog platform as yours and I'm having difficulty finding one? Thanks a lot!
Haiku #56261, by Anonymous Poet
March 23, 2017 3:41 am ET

Hi there! I know this is kind of off topic but I was wondering if you knew where I could locate a captcha plugin for my comment form? I'm using the same blog platform as yours and I'm having difficulty finding one? Thanks a lot!
Haiku #56260, by Anonymous Poet
March 23, 2017 3:41 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #56259, by Anonymous Poet
March 23, 2017 3:40 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #56258, by Anonymous Poet
March 23, 2017 3:40 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #56257, by Anonymous Poet
March 23, 2017 3:40 am ET

I should figure out
how to make New York pretzels.
I'll then quit my job.

And have much more time
to write my happy haiku
to lighten your days.

DFP Pretzels!
Just now hot from the oven!
Get 'em while they're fresh!

Only two dollars!
Cheese, mustard, lemon, garlic,
or road-kill raccoon!
Haiku #56256, by df of frei turin
March 22, 2017 6:23 pm ET

That sounds pretty good.
Pretzels with lemon frosting.
Paired with German beer.
Haiku #56255, by df of ahead feroz
March 22, 2017 6:03 pm ET

seems you're often down
but there were times we'd get down
and you wouldn't be
Haiku #56254, by ash
March 22, 2017 8:52 am ET

bitter and twisted
you're like a lemon pretzel
and way too salty
Haiku #56253, by ash
March 22, 2017 8:41 am ET

Legos do not bleed.
Although we'd like for them to.
So we fantasize.
Haiku #56252, by df of towers inter
March 22, 2017 4:18 am ET

Silly old pop songs
I love so many of them
So sexy it hurts
Haiku #56251, by T
March 21, 2017 6:26 pm ET

Right...said Fred... he's too
sexy for haiku oh no
i guess one will do...ooo
Haiku #56250, by vhs
March 21, 2017 1:23 pm ET

I'm not throwing out
vhs tapes, vhs.
You're just too sexy.
Haiku #56249, by df of maico museum
March 20, 2017 6:21 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56248, by Anonymous Poet
March 20, 2017 3:14 pm ET

we all have a death
wish in some form or other
i think one form of

it is "planned ob-
solecence" or however
we spell that term there

throw out dvds
throw out vhs tapes make
room for more new crap
Haiku #56247, by vhs
March 20, 2017 1:45 pm ET

Giant volcanoes
belching toxic gas over
the entire world.

I'd then be happy.
We'd not have caused our own end.
God's dark comedy.
Haiku #56246, by df of 2200 road
March 20, 2017 10:37 am ET

Books can do great things
Foster imagination
Dinosaur stories
Haiku #56245, by T
March 20, 2017 1:11 am ET

i worry most when i
see a generation go "whats
a.....book?" then go on

the smart tv and
see that there's millenials
with their own weblog

about their favorite books
to read, shows what i know, keep
going youtube...reader...
Haiku #56244, by vhs
March 19, 2017 10:45 am ET

Sauropod flatus
similarly started
the dinosaurs end.

Methane greenhouse gas
had given rise to deserts
and less food to eat.

The asteroid then
finished off the lizards' reign.
What comes after us?

Will they dig up our
fossils to see our mistakes
and then learn from them?

Or will they get drunk,
watch football and politics,
and eat cheese burgers?
Haiku #56243, by df of ahornweg close
March 19, 2017 8:06 am ET

cow farts are killers
they will slowly seal our fate
getting their revenge
Haiku #56242, by T
March 18, 2017 9:08 pm ET

We should get back to
talking about flatulence
as a form of fuel.
Haiku #56241, by df of 4300 commista
March 18, 2017 8:26 pm ET

gallons of water
across the world had salt etc etc
fukashima...well then

nuclear powered
water, poisoned so what do
we do about that???
Haiku #56240, by vhs
March 18, 2017 4:14 pm ET

well drink water or
something else but something else
has water in it
Haiku #56239, by vhs
March 18, 2017 12:48 pm ET

Oceans of potions
Can not give us the notions
To fix our big mess
Haiku #56238, by T
March 17, 2017 11:24 pm ET

There is no life here.
It is all in the ocean.
For a short while.
Haiku #56237, by Anonymous Poet
March 17, 2017 9:56 pm ET

that it does and all
the short cuts were the path the
prodigal son took
Haiku #56236, by vhs
March 17, 2017 8:16 pm ET

the difficult path
turns out to be easier
in the long running
Haiku #56235, by mundane
March 17, 2017 4:56 pm ET

no, sometimes what's odd
is even keeled but thinks
like number seven
Haiku #56234, by vhs
March 17, 2017 12:30 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56233, by Anonymous Poet
March 17, 2017 11:21 am ET

It's odd how haiku
look like a hand turned sideways
giving the finger.
Haiku #56232, by df of slame in use
March 17, 2017 7:53 am ET

Over consumption
of Central American
cuisine bloats my gut.

Like a puffer fish,
a balloon ready to pop,
I thusly explode.

As lava erupts,
rivulets run hot and foul,
filling the caverns.

Below city streets,
the newborn life, if called that,
becomes self-aware.
Haiku #56231, by Darth Figpucker of Yield Calle
March 17, 2017 7:45 am ET

I calculated
how many farts it would take
to make the Big Bang.
Haiku #56230, by Darth Figpucker of Boddington Mare
March 17, 2017 5:00 am ET

She sat in her pee,
homeless woman on the bus,
her private limo.
Haiku #56229, by Anonymous Poet
March 16, 2017 7:38 pm ET

all the angry plots
movements in the past have all
turned to toast for "death"

it is the passage of time
Haiku #56228, by vhs
March 16, 2017 12:43 pm ET

so i hate losing
my lunch and calming down then
realizing hulk smashed
Haiku #56227, by vhs
March 16, 2017 12:39 pm ET

I think what pisses
me off most about psychos
trolls, terrorists and

the assholes who can
get away with muder and
keep drinking the blood

of the less courrpt
around them, so the joke is
do we become more

evil in order to
deal with the truly evil
and no one won

hmm?
Haiku #56226, by vhs
March 16, 2017 12:23 pm ET

and the tempting is
to punch the person who screams
"go fuck yourself" and

the Christ says turn the
other cheek, but respond, he
strikes first, you bring out

the weapon, draw blood
he cries victim, so there's the
damn paradox there

walk away from the God
damn psycho whom drove others
off here or keep on

engaging him till
perhaps his last day comes and
new voices can say what

they will because the
psycho is dead, time kills all
of us, good and bad

so fuck the SJWS
fuck the Communists
fuck Silicon Valley
fuck people who say fuck you
you will die
i will die
fuck you doesn't stop death
it may be today
it may be tomorrow
how will you be remembered
and will your death be new life
or death eternal
fuck us all
we all die
let that be a lesson to you
Haiku #56225, by vhs
March 16, 2017 12:17 pm ET

Go fuck yourself!
Haiku #56224, by Anonymous Poet
March 16, 2017 9:04 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #56223, by Anonymous Poet
March 16, 2017 5:44 am ET

Why does the word "calle"
always appear in captcha phrases
and what does it mean?
Haiku #56222, by Darth Figpucker of 5800 Delmar
March 16, 2017 3:29 am ET

Keep the cash, return
the wallet filled with pooped on
Monopoly cash.

Demand a reward
in gross sexual favors
paid on Christmas Eve.

If you think that's bad,
you should see what I do with
the cell phones I find.
Haiku #56221, by df of little calle
March 16, 2017 3:26 am ET

riding on the bus
you find wallet full of cash
What you do with it?
Haiku #56220, by T
March 16, 2017 1:06 am ET

Why would you think that
I'd be an HA member?
(Haiku 'Nonomous.)

For step number 8,
Suck Matsuo Basho's farts
from an old clay jug.

They taste like frog legs
eaten under the moonlight
with magic mushrooms.
Haiku #56219, by df of centro property
March 15, 2017 7:11 pm ET

i suspect all my
talk of posting here will just
be me myself and

I...De La Soul in
the house when Rap had a chance
to be something, else

then again there's "Nerdcore"
Haiku #56218, by vhs
March 15, 2017 1:35 pm ET

i got a spam call
from Virginia today i
said i don't know a

person named Virginia
Haiku #56217, by vhs
March 14, 2017 6:46 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56216, by Anonymous Poet
March 14, 2017 3:37 pm ET

well you know it's like
charlie at the bar where's he
at, oh he went to

AA but he'll be
back sucking down PBR
after Step 8 is done
Haiku #56215, by vhs
March 14, 2017 1:32 pm ET