BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
20 Years
130 Days
and
56261 Haikus
later...
hmm now why does the
body begin to fuck up
when history needs

old farts that can tell
the right people to go to their
rooms without supper
Haiku #56150, by vhs
March 1, 2017 1:05 pm ET

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Haiku #56149, by jimmy charles of Houston
March 1, 2017 3:00 am ET

There's nothing to say.
Listen to me anyway.
Pa-root toot-toot. Ahhhhh!
Haiku #56148, by df
February 28, 2017 10:34 pm ET

Psycho chicks are cool.
They sure know how to suck dick.
Thank God for Satan!
Haiku #56147, by df
February 28, 2017 10:31 pm ET

My wife's ass is fat.
And that's not in a good way.
So now I hate God.
Haiku #56146, by df
February 28, 2017 10:28 pm ET

Bad haiku are just
haiku that give you blow jobs
after the poem.
Haiku #56145, by df
February 28, 2017 10:19 pm ET

now that's more like it
i like it, cynical, bad
and lack of hope hides

all the hope in the world
the hope is disguised
Haiku #56144, by vhs
February 28, 2017 1:32 pm ET

Oh the rules of peace...
Compulsive lying is one
Hatred another
Haiku #56143, by Anonymous Poet
February 28, 2017 8:56 am ET

x greater than or equal to −6 or x less than or equal to 5
Haiku #56142, by yssy of ysstts
February 27, 2017 10:39 pm ET

The faster mankind
destroys itself, the faster
the world will know peace.
Haiku #56141, by Anonymous Poet
February 27, 2017 9:12 pm ET

one can't deal with a
mob of anger that doesn't know
the rules of true peace
Haiku #56140, by vhs
February 27, 2017 1:45 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56139, by eiiitoto of USA
February 27, 2017 1:00 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56138, by yurwreee of USA
February 27, 2017 5:39 am ET

well you got that right
let's make america grate
all hail the big cheese
Haiku #56137, by ash
February 27, 2017 1:31 am ET

want my opinion
illiterate president -
can you read my lips ?
Haiku #56136, by ash
February 27, 2017 1:22 am ET

this unhinged rage binge
free press continuation
administration
Haiku #56135, by Anonymous Poet
February 26, 2017 3:49 pm ET

here i am trying
to get people to post when
lana del rey (who???) wants

to put a binding
spell on the orange troll doll
is this all unhinged?
Haiku #56134, by vhs
February 26, 2017 11:07 am ET

so lets make a deal
trumpelstiltskin is my name
who loves you(r) baby ?
Haiku #56133, by ash
February 26, 2017 7:13 am ET

haiku got there first
just seventeen syllables
say "fuck you, twitter"
Haiku #56132, by ash
February 26, 2017 7:08 am ET

Manowar stings hurt.
But it's said they bring good luck.
Rub one on your balls.
Haiku #56131, by df
February 25, 2017 11:22 pm ET

Guess what's in my nose.
Ten thousand nuclear bombs.
Snuffalupagus.
Haiku #56130, by df
February 25, 2017 11:13 pm ET

I made some strangelets.
I should have used a condom.
CERN's in for trouble.

Like any monster,
you have to love your children,
but eat others' kids.

You're not a father
until you get puked upon
and change some diapers.
Haiku #56129, by df
February 25, 2017 10:52 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56128, by rppoiyuw of USA
February 25, 2017 9:29 pm ET

personal spams? spasms?
and to think CERN wants to make
strangelets...that's strange
Haiku #56127, by vhs
February 25, 2017 10:42 am ET

Acid casualty.
Brainless, rude, and girls loved him.
He showed us his balls.

I will be Grateful.
But only when I am Dead.
The Scarecrow's lucky.
Haiku #56126, by df
February 25, 2017 6:37 am ET

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Haiku #56125, by rrtwioey of USA
February 25, 2017 6:20 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #56124, by prpeitiy of USA
February 25, 2017 6:19 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #56123, by reoetrwe of USA
February 25, 2017 6:18 am ET

Josh is an asshole
Who hates food if it is free
And also drunk snores
Haiku #56122, by Anonymous Poet
February 25, 2017 5:18 am ET

you have a spam tail
maybe a badge of honor
there is no shame here
Haiku #56121, by Mandingo Ebola
February 25, 2017 3:06 am ET

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February 24, 2017 9:15 pm ET

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Haiku #56119, by otiyuwui of USA
February 24, 2017 9:14 pm ET

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February 24, 2017 9:14 pm ET

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Haiku #56117, by iiopppey of USA
February 24, 2017 9:14 pm ET

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Haiku #56116, by ortytiri of USA
February 24, 2017 5:09 pm ET

well you can't always
get what you want but he does
move like Jagger...woo
Haiku #56115, by vhs
February 24, 2017 1:12 pm ET

Communication
Seventeen words at a time
Too much thought for words
Haiku #56114, by Anonymous Poet
February 24, 2017 1:33 am ET

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Haiku #56113, by turputtu of USA
February 23, 2017 9:11 pm ET

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Haiku #56112, by ortytiri of USA
February 23, 2017 9:11 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56111, by rttoirwr of USA
February 23, 2017 9:10 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56110, by ueyrpwrr of USA
February 23, 2017 9:10 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56109, by yirpeopt of USA
February 23, 2017 9:10 pm ET

ungodly dope fiend.
hacking loogies at stray dogs.
makes love to sidewalks.
Haiku #56108, by df
February 23, 2017 5:35 pm ET

the wild hunt goes wild
over the spirits of mad
protest in the streets

Herne hungers to let
the beast out of man and make
us dance blood again
Haiku #56107, by vhs of Doctor KESSLER
February 23, 2017 2:51 pm ET

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Haiku #56106, by poewuwuu of USA
February 22, 2017 11:36 pm ET

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Haiku #56105, by ypupwpup of USA
February 22, 2017 11:35 pm ET

the world is full of
fnord and the fnords have to be
sifted for the truth
Haiku #56104, by vhs of vhs
February 22, 2017 2:09 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56103, by uoutiwuo of USA
February 22, 2017 10:54 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #56102, by ewpiuoou of USA
February 22, 2017 10:54 am ET

Cakey breaky heart
Makes one a bitter old fart
Like rectal pop tart
Haiku #56101, by Anonymous Poet
February 21, 2017 10:47 pm ET