BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
20 Years
167 Days
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56408 Haikus
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Haiku #56149, by jimmy charles of Houston
March 1, 2017 3:00 am ET

There's nothing to say.
Listen to me anyway.
Pa-root toot-toot. Ahhhhh!
Haiku #56148, by df
February 28, 2017 10:34 pm ET

Psycho chicks are cool.
They sure know how to suck dick.
Thank God for Satan!
Haiku #56147, by df
February 28, 2017 10:31 pm ET

My wife's ass is fat.
And that's not in a good way.
So now I hate God.
Haiku #56146, by df
February 28, 2017 10:28 pm ET

Bad haiku are just
haiku that give you blow jobs
after the poem.
Haiku #56145, by df
February 28, 2017 10:19 pm ET

now that's more like it
i like it, cynical, bad
and lack of hope hides

all the hope in the world
the hope is disguised
Haiku #56144, by vhs
February 28, 2017 1:32 pm ET

Oh the rules of peace...
Compulsive lying is one
Hatred another
Haiku #56143, by Anonymous Poet
February 28, 2017 8:56 am ET

x greater than or equal to −6 or x less than or equal to 5
Haiku #56142, by yssy of ysstts
February 27, 2017 10:39 pm ET

The faster mankind
destroys itself, the faster
the world will know peace.
Haiku #56141, by Anonymous Poet
February 27, 2017 9:12 pm ET

one can't deal with a
mob of anger that doesn't know
the rules of true peace
Haiku #56140, by vhs
February 27, 2017 1:45 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56139, by eiiitoto of USA
February 27, 2017 1:00 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56138, by yurwreee of USA
February 27, 2017 5:39 am ET

well you got that right
let's make america grate
all hail the big cheese
Haiku #56137, by ash
February 27, 2017 1:31 am ET

want my opinion
illiterate president -
can you read my lips ?
Haiku #56136, by ash
February 27, 2017 1:22 am ET

this unhinged rage binge
free press continuation
administration
Haiku #56135, by Anonymous Poet
February 26, 2017 3:49 pm ET

here i am trying
to get people to post when
lana del rey (who???) wants

to put a binding
spell on the orange troll doll
is this all unhinged?
Haiku #56134, by vhs
February 26, 2017 11:07 am ET

so lets make a deal
trumpelstiltskin is my name
who loves you(r) baby ?
Haiku #56133, by ash
February 26, 2017 7:13 am ET

haiku got there first
just seventeen syllables
say "fuck you, twitter"
Haiku #56132, by ash
February 26, 2017 7:08 am ET

Manowar stings hurt.
But it's said they bring good luck.
Rub one on your balls.
Haiku #56131, by df
February 25, 2017 11:22 pm ET

Guess what's in my nose.
Ten thousand nuclear bombs.
Snuffalupagus.
Haiku #56130, by df
February 25, 2017 11:13 pm ET

I made some strangelets.
I should have used a condom.
CERN's in for trouble.

Like any monster,
you have to love your children,
but eat others' kids.

You're not a father
until you get puked upon
and change some diapers.
Haiku #56129, by df
February 25, 2017 10:52 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56128, by rppoiyuw of USA
February 25, 2017 9:29 pm ET

personal spams? spasms?
and to think CERN wants to make
strangelets...that's strange
Haiku #56127, by vhs
February 25, 2017 10:42 am ET

Acid casualty.
Brainless, rude, and girls loved him.
He showed us his balls.

I will be Grateful.
But only when I am Dead.
The Scarecrow's lucky.
Haiku #56126, by df
February 25, 2017 6:37 am ET

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Haiku #56125, by rrtwioey of USA
February 25, 2017 6:20 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #56124, by prpeitiy of USA
February 25, 2017 6:19 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #56123, by reoetrwe of USA
February 25, 2017 6:18 am ET

Josh is an asshole
Who hates food if it is free
And also drunk snores
Haiku #56122, by Anonymous Poet
February 25, 2017 5:18 am ET

you have a spam tail
maybe a badge of honor
there is no shame here
Haiku #56121, by Mandingo Ebola
February 25, 2017 3:06 am ET

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Haiku #56120, by rrtwioey of USA
February 24, 2017 9:15 pm ET

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Haiku #56119, by otiyuwui of USA
February 24, 2017 9:14 pm ET

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Haiku #56118, by oiiotwtu of USA
February 24, 2017 9:14 pm ET

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Haiku #56117, by iiopppey of USA
February 24, 2017 9:14 pm ET

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Haiku #56116, by ortytiri of USA
February 24, 2017 5:09 pm ET

well you can't always
get what you want but he does
move like Jagger...woo
Haiku #56115, by vhs
February 24, 2017 1:12 pm ET

Communication
Seventeen words at a time
Too much thought for words
Haiku #56114, by Anonymous Poet
February 24, 2017 1:33 am ET

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Haiku #56113, by turputtu of USA
February 23, 2017 9:11 pm ET

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Haiku #56112, by ortytiri of USA
February 23, 2017 9:11 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56111, by rttoirwr of USA
February 23, 2017 9:10 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56110, by ueyrpwrr of USA
February 23, 2017 9:10 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56109, by yirpeopt of USA
February 23, 2017 9:10 pm ET

ungodly dope fiend.
hacking loogies at stray dogs.
makes love to sidewalks.
Haiku #56108, by df
February 23, 2017 5:35 pm ET

the wild hunt goes wild
over the spirits of mad
protest in the streets

Herne hungers to let
the beast out of man and make
us dance blood again
Haiku #56107, by vhs of Doctor KESSLER
February 23, 2017 2:51 pm ET

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Haiku #56106, by poewuwuu of USA
February 22, 2017 11:36 pm ET

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Haiku #56105, by ypupwpup of USA
February 22, 2017 11:35 pm ET

the world is full of
fnord and the fnords have to be
sifted for the truth
Haiku #56104, by vhs of vhs
February 22, 2017 2:09 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56103, by uoutiwuo of USA
February 22, 2017 10:54 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #56102, by ewpiuoou of USA
February 22, 2017 10:54 am ET

Cakey breaky heart
Makes one a bitter old fart
Like rectal pop tart
Haiku #56101, by Anonymous Poet
February 21, 2017 10:47 pm ET

We're all the same age.
Thirteen billion long years old.
Shut up and eat cake.
Haiku #56100, by df
February 21, 2017 8:06 pm ET