BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
20 Years
279 Days
and
57180 Haikus
later...
here i am trying
to get people to post when
lana del rey (who???) wants

to put a binding
spell on the orange troll doll
is this all unhinged?
Haiku #56134, by vhs
February 26, 2017 11:07 am ET

so lets make a deal
trumpelstiltskin is my name
who loves you(r) baby ?
Haiku #56133, by ash
February 26, 2017 7:13 am ET

haiku got there first
just seventeen syllables
say "fuck you, twitter"
Haiku #56132, by ash
February 26, 2017 7:08 am ET

Manowar stings hurt.
But it's said they bring good luck.
Rub one on your balls.
Haiku #56131, by df
February 25, 2017 11:22 pm ET

Guess what's in my nose.
Ten thousand nuclear bombs.
Snuffalupagus.
Haiku #56130, by df
February 25, 2017 11:13 pm ET

I made some strangelets.
I should have used a condom.
CERN's in for trouble.

Like any monster,
you have to love your children,
but eat others' kids.

You're not a father
until you get puked upon
and change some diapers.
Haiku #56129, by df
February 25, 2017 10:52 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56128, by rppoiyuw of USA
February 25, 2017 9:29 pm ET

personal spams? spasms?
and to think CERN wants to make
strangelets...that's strange
Haiku #56127, by vhs
February 25, 2017 10:42 am ET

Acid casualty.
Brainless, rude, and girls loved him.
He showed us his balls.

I will be Grateful.
But only when I am Dead.
The Scarecrow's lucky.
Haiku #56126, by df
February 25, 2017 6:37 am ET

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Haiku #56125, by rrtwioey of USA
February 25, 2017 6:20 am ET

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Haiku #56124, by prpeitiy of USA
February 25, 2017 6:19 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #56123, by reoetrwe of USA
February 25, 2017 6:18 am ET

Josh is an asshole
Who hates food if it is free
And also drunk snores
Haiku #56122, by Anonymous Poet
February 25, 2017 5:18 am ET

you have a spam tail
maybe a badge of honor
there is no shame here
Haiku #56121, by Mandingo Ebola
February 25, 2017 3:06 am ET

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February 24, 2017 9:15 pm ET

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Haiku #56119, by otiyuwui of USA
February 24, 2017 9:14 pm ET

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February 24, 2017 9:14 pm ET

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Haiku #56117, by iiopppey of USA
February 24, 2017 9:14 pm ET

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Haiku #56116, by ortytiri of USA
February 24, 2017 5:09 pm ET

well you can't always
get what you want but he does
move like Jagger...woo
Haiku #56115, by vhs
February 24, 2017 1:12 pm ET

Communication
Seventeen words at a time
Too much thought for words
Haiku #56114, by Anonymous Poet
February 24, 2017 1:33 am ET

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Haiku #56113, by turputtu of USA
February 23, 2017 9:11 pm ET

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Haiku #56112, by ortytiri of USA
February 23, 2017 9:11 pm ET

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Haiku #56111, by rttoirwr of USA
February 23, 2017 9:10 pm ET

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Haiku #56110, by ueyrpwrr of USA
February 23, 2017 9:10 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56109, by yirpeopt of USA
February 23, 2017 9:10 pm ET

ungodly dope fiend.
hacking loogies at stray dogs.
makes love to sidewalks.
Haiku #56108, by df
February 23, 2017 5:35 pm ET

the wild hunt goes wild
over the spirits of mad
protest in the streets

Herne hungers to let
the beast out of man and make
us dance blood again
Haiku #56107, by vhs of Doctor KESSLER
February 23, 2017 2:51 pm ET

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Haiku #56106, by poewuwuu of USA
February 22, 2017 11:36 pm ET

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Haiku #56105, by ypupwpup of USA
February 22, 2017 11:35 pm ET

the world is full of
fnord and the fnords have to be
sifted for the truth
Haiku #56104, by vhs of vhs
February 22, 2017 2:09 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56103, by uoutiwuo of USA
February 22, 2017 10:54 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #56102, by ewpiuoou of USA
February 22, 2017 10:54 am ET

Cakey breaky heart
Makes one a bitter old fart
Like rectal pop tart
Haiku #56101, by Anonymous Poet
February 21, 2017 10:47 pm ET

We're all the same age.
Thirteen billion long years old.
Shut up and eat cake.
Haiku #56100, by df
February 21, 2017 8:06 pm ET

All genitals should
have tattooed warning labels:
This thing can make kids.
Haiku #56099, by df
February 21, 2017 7:56 pm ET

The sex-ed films lied.
Vaginas do not explode.
But they don't let go.
Haiku #56098, by df
February 21, 2017 7:53 pm ET

Old age is not good.
I pee the bed if I'm drunk.
Prostitutes get mad.
Haiku #56097, by df
February 21, 2017 5:50 pm ET

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Haiku #56096, by LarrySasse of Denmark
February 21, 2017 2:02 pm ET

bears are pretty cool
unless they want to eat you,
or owe you money
Haiku #56095, by big chief
February 21, 2017 12:38 am ET

this war of words hits
a wall of people and thought
is not possible

in a generation
where feelings come first and if
...feels good, just do it
Haiku #56094, by vhs
February 20, 2017 1:53 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56093, by iyiiewto of USA
February 20, 2017 10:42 am ET

when and if i get
so i can get rip roaring drunk
i will encourage

you to do so so
at least i know someone else
is having some fun
Haiku #56092, by vhs
February 19, 2017 2:13 pm ET

It's time to eat shrimp.
Then get drunk on cheap-assed rum.
Then puke up the sea.
Haiku #56091, by df
February 19, 2017 4:40 am ET

Oh chaos monkey,
Deliver us, get funky
Time to blow chunky
Haiku #56090, by Adorable Kittens of Waiting for improvement
February 19, 2017 3:16 am ET

drunken confusion
dog hair loves divinity
how high can one get?
Haiku #56089, by big chief
February 19, 2017 1:23 am ET

well then there is the
other you know "Hittlery?"
think about it then no

matter who is in
the white house they are going
to get the black ball
Haiku #56088, by vhs
February 18, 2017 12:51 pm ET

Do not speak his name.
He's Tyrant-o-sore-ass Rump.
Or T-Rump for short.
Haiku #56087, by Anonymous Poet
February 18, 2017 2:22 am ET

i got a black ma
gick woman and she knows where to
stick the pins hunny
Haiku #56086, by vhs
February 17, 2017 11:57 am ET

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Haiku #56085, by steroids 2017 of Houston, Texas
February 17, 2017 3:26 am ET