BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
20 Years
279 Days
and
57180 Haikus
later...
Hello!
Haiku #56123, by reoetrwe of USA
February 25, 2017 6:18 am ET

Josh is an asshole
Who hates food if it is free
And also drunk snores
Haiku #56122, by Anonymous Poet
February 25, 2017 5:18 am ET

you have a spam tail
maybe a badge of honor
there is no shame here
Haiku #56121, by Mandingo Ebola
February 25, 2017 3:06 am ET

Hey there! Do you know if they make any plugins to
Haiku #56120, by rrtwioey of USA
February 24, 2017 9:15 pm ET

Actually its referred to as Search engine optimization that when i search for this post I found this web page at the top of all web pages in search engine.
Haiku #56119, by otiyuwui of USA
February 24, 2017 9:14 pm ET

Hey there! Do you know if they make any plugins to
Haiku #56118, by oiiotwtu of USA
February 24, 2017 9:14 pm ET

Actually its referred to as Search engine optimization that when i search for this post I found this web page at the top of all web pages in search engine.
Haiku #56117, by iiopppey of USA
February 24, 2017 9:14 pm ET

Immigration Lawyers ...the time to read or pay a visit to the content or internet sites we have linked to below the...
Haiku #56116, by ortytiri of USA
February 24, 2017 5:09 pm ET

well you can't always
get what you want but he does
move like Jagger...woo
Haiku #56115, by vhs
February 24, 2017 1:12 pm ET

Communication
Seventeen words at a time
Too much thought for words
Haiku #56114, by Anonymous Poet
February 24, 2017 1:33 am ET

Your weblog is 1 of a kind, i really like the way you organize the topics.
Haiku #56113, by turputtu of USA
February 23, 2017 9:11 pm ET

Your weblog is 1 of a kind, i really like the way you organize the topics.
Haiku #56112, by ortytiri of USA
February 23, 2017 9:11 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56111, by rttoirwr of USA
February 23, 2017 9:10 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56110, by ueyrpwrr of USA
February 23, 2017 9:10 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56109, by yirpeopt of USA
February 23, 2017 9:10 pm ET

ungodly dope fiend.
hacking loogies at stray dogs.
makes love to sidewalks.
Haiku #56108, by df
February 23, 2017 5:35 pm ET

the wild hunt goes wild
over the spirits of mad
protest in the streets

Herne hungers to let
the beast out of man and make
us dance blood again
Haiku #56107, by vhs of Doctor KESSLER
February 23, 2017 2:51 pm ET

Can you add a Blackberry template? This web page is tricky to read otherwise for those of us browsing with cell phones. Otherwise, in the event you can place a RSS link up, that would be good also.
Haiku #56106, by poewuwuu of USA
February 22, 2017 11:36 pm ET

Can you add a Blackberry template? This web page is tricky to read otherwise for those of us browsing with cell phones. Otherwise, in the event you can place a RSS link up, that would be good also.
Haiku #56105, by ypupwpup of USA
February 22, 2017 11:35 pm ET

the world is full of
fnord and the fnords have to be
sifted for the truth
Haiku #56104, by vhs of vhs
February 22, 2017 2:09 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56103, by uoutiwuo of USA
February 22, 2017 10:54 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #56102, by ewpiuoou of USA
February 22, 2017 10:54 am ET

Cakey breaky heart
Makes one a bitter old fart
Like rectal pop tart
Haiku #56101, by Anonymous Poet
February 21, 2017 10:47 pm ET

We're all the same age.
Thirteen billion long years old.
Shut up and eat cake.
Haiku #56100, by df
February 21, 2017 8:06 pm ET

All genitals should
have tattooed warning labels:
This thing can make kids.
Haiku #56099, by df
February 21, 2017 7:56 pm ET

The sex-ed films lied.
Vaginas do not explode.
But they don't let go.
Haiku #56098, by df
February 21, 2017 7:53 pm ET

Old age is not good.
I pee the bed if I'm drunk.
Prostitutes get mad.
Haiku #56097, by df
February 21, 2017 5:50 pm ET

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Haiku #56096, by LarrySasse of Denmark
February 21, 2017 2:02 pm ET

bears are pretty cool
unless they want to eat you,
or owe you money
Haiku #56095, by big chief
February 21, 2017 12:38 am ET

this war of words hits
a wall of people and thought
is not possible

in a generation
where feelings come first and if
...feels good, just do it
Haiku #56094, by vhs
February 20, 2017 1:53 pm ET

Hello!
Haiku #56093, by iyiiewto of USA
February 20, 2017 10:42 am ET

when and if i get
so i can get rip roaring drunk
i will encourage

you to do so so
at least i know someone else
is having some fun
Haiku #56092, by vhs
February 19, 2017 2:13 pm ET

It's time to eat shrimp.
Then get drunk on cheap-assed rum.
Then puke up the sea.
Haiku #56091, by df
February 19, 2017 4:40 am ET

Oh chaos monkey,
Deliver us, get funky
Time to blow chunky
Haiku #56090, by Adorable Kittens of Waiting for improvement
February 19, 2017 3:16 am ET

drunken confusion
dog hair loves divinity
how high can one get?
Haiku #56089, by big chief
February 19, 2017 1:23 am ET

well then there is the
other you know "Hittlery?"
think about it then no

matter who is in
the white house they are going
to get the black ball
Haiku #56088, by vhs
February 18, 2017 12:51 pm ET

Do not speak his name.
He's Tyrant-o-sore-ass Rump.
Or T-Rump for short.
Haiku #56087, by Anonymous Poet
February 18, 2017 2:22 am ET

i got a black ma
gick woman and she knows where to
stick the pins hunny
Haiku #56086, by vhs
February 17, 2017 11:57 am ET

http://www.cochlearcommunity.com/30673/vprofile/
Haiku #56085, by steroids 2017 of Houston, Texas
February 17, 2017 3:26 am ET

Crap is so crappy
it will make one unhappy
Stupid and sappy
Haiku #56084, by Adorable Kittens
February 17, 2017 12:42 am ET

unrequited love:
so painful and hopeless; please
kill me humanely
Haiku #56083, by Feliway66 of Budapest, HU
February 16, 2017 4:05 pm ET

I do not like math.
There are too many numbers.
Lets get rid of some.

We can build a wall.
To keep all the numbers out.
Make Math Great Again.
Haiku #56082, by df
February 16, 2017 2:11 am ET

Fireworks exploding
Band plays patriotic song
Parking lot puker
Haiku #56081, by Family fourth of July at the park
February 16, 2017 1:25 am ET

Insects sang loudly.
The old drunkard mooned the moon.
The face smiled wide.
Haiku #56080, by df
February 14, 2017 11:23 pm ET

oh the hell with it
happy valentine's day and
these words are filler

like chocolate
Haiku #56079, by vhs
February 14, 2017 1:07 pm ET

You can't leave the rock.
But you can get your rocks off.
Go smoke a crack rock.

Or buy a pet rock.
Or listen to rock and roll.
Or go rock climbing.

Don't forsake the rock.
That is the wrong thing to do.
Embrace minerals.

But that takes some balls.
Have you got the minerals?
How much are they worth?

What are they made of?
Are they diamond or gold?
They are mine, all mine!
Haiku #56078, by df of Uranium ore mine getting high on radiaoctive crack rocks.
February 14, 2017 3:43 am ET

we are all one tribe
stuck on this dirty planet
can't get off the rock
Haiku #56077, by big chief
February 13, 2017 10:32 pm ET

I'm to understand
all some of those folks know is
the law of the tribe

the way of the camp
the stick, the master and in
cities none the less!
Haiku #56076, by vhs
February 13, 2017 3:26 pm ET

Before and after.
Penis enlargement techniques.
What else would they need?
Haiku #56075, by df
February 13, 2017 1:06 pm ET

i wonder if we
can have subtitles for these
arabic postings...

it will probably
say something about boner
pills and bigus dicks
Haiku #56074, by vhs
February 13, 2017 12:44 pm ET