BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
20 Years
315 Days
and
57405 Haikus
later...
i guess people are
going to protest the obvious
now but what's odd

a fucking Simpson
joke became real and is now
a real thing right now
Haiku #56067, by vhs
February 11, 2017 1:10 pm ET

My new dinosaur.
The Tyrant-o-sore-ass Rump.
Aka T-Rump.

It has tiny hands.
The crown is bright orange feathers.
It thinks it's the king.
Haiku #56066, by df
February 11, 2017 7:36 am ET

What would Jesus do?
He would sacrifice a cow.
They did that back then.

Kosher sloppy Joes.
Served on a whole wheat bagel.
Oy vay already!
Haiku #56065, by df
February 11, 2017 7:32 am ET

Damn it, my wife's home.
I was going to watch porn.
Oh well, I'll just sleep.
Haiku #56064, by df
February 11, 2017 7:28 am ET

Imagine coffee.
Before you know it, it's real.
The power of thought.
Haiku #56063, by df
February 11, 2017 7:26 am ET

no i do not live
in hawaii, i wish i did
three feet of snow on

monday, i swear to
god it could rain blood and frogs
here and people would

just not move
Haiku #56062, by vhs
February 10, 2017 12:39 pm ET

https://www.phpbb.com/community/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=1625441
Haiku #56061, by steroids 2017 of Houston, Texas
February 10, 2017 5:54 am ET

Dude! Seriously?!
You're living in Hawaii?!
Now I DO hate you!

I've considered it.
Surf and sun and clean living.
I love the ocean.

The cost is quite high.
What are the schools like out there?
I bet it's heaven.

If I'm ever there...
I'll terrorize the local
poetry readings.
Haiku #56060, by Darth Figpucker of Not Hawaii
February 10, 2017 2:33 am ET

she said if i moved
i would miss the snow...ha ha
hawaii has pele'
Haiku #56059, by vhs
February 9, 2017 6:07 pm ET

i wish more people
would come here and just get back
into the game of this
Haiku #56058, by vhs
February 9, 2017 2:14 pm ET

my heart goes out to
well my heart just goes out and
i hope just for a bit
Haiku #56057, by vhs
February 9, 2017 12:32 pm ET

On Valentine's Day,
if you're not getting any,
you won't get VD.
Haiku #56056, by Darth Figpucker
February 9, 2017 7:58 am ET

Oreos love milk.
Lizards do not love blenders.
Neither has a choice.
Haiku #56055, by Darth Figpucker
February 9, 2017 7:15 am ET

Because here is a list of multiplayer games is ageddkgbdged
Haiku #56054, by triuyuyo of USA
February 9, 2017 6:50 am ET

Snow falls on the pine trees in the garden
My head hurts
I must stop drinking myself to death
Haiku #56053, by Bert of San Francisco
February 8, 2017 9:24 pm ET

well it is not the
old days of on line stuff where
it was cookies, spam
Haiku #56052, by vhs
February 8, 2017 1:18 pm ET

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Haiku #56051, by Thomasimmuh of http://www.999webdesign.com
February 7, 2017 7:34 pm ET

Sexy suicide
Skydive without a parachute,
and do it naked
Haiku #56050, by Adorable Kittens
February 7, 2017 6:51 pm ET

i know, but it takes
an ego to ergo, but i
want more people, here
Haiku #56049, by gremlin(vhs)
February 7, 2017 1:40 pm ET

Big Bird's ass is cute.
Bert and Ernie get me hot.
Elmo, not so much.

Disclaimer: This haiku is not meant to represent or have anything to do with any living or deceased person or persons, especially vhs.
Haiku #56048, by df
February 6, 2017 10:06 pm ET

Oh, it about you.
But it's always about you.
I keep forgetting.
Haiku #56047, by df
February 6, 2017 10:00 pm ET

already dying, don't
need to speed things up, I'm in
no rush to go yet

gotta keep bugging you
Haiku #56046, by vhs
February 6, 2017 12:09 pm ET

Elegant suicide.
Skateboard into a shark tank.
Make it beautiful.
Haiku #56045, by Anonymous Poet
February 5, 2017 9:15 pm ET

I've never seen a
helium-filled blow up doll
at a football game.

They should have been at
the Trump inauguration,
but, alas, they weren't.
Haiku #56044, by Anonymous Poet
February 5, 2017 7:17 pm ET

I might watch the game
Just to see the commercials
That is the best part
Haiku #56043, by Adorable Kittens
February 5, 2017 4:19 pm ET

superbowl sunday
the game will of course be had
with snacks and might cause

upset bowel bowl
sunday with nachos and the
like, pass the bean dip
Haiku #56042, by vhs
February 5, 2017 11:00 am ET

we live in a world
of instant communication
and these words stick

but are forgotten
because they keep coming so
silence is more rare
Haiku #56041, by vhs
February 4, 2017 11:04 am ET

I think that I will
write a haiku or maybe
that would take too much

work.
Haiku #56040, by Anonymous Poet
February 4, 2017 3:17 am ET

spammers to spam but
who would eat that spam, shall we
say monty python?

yum yum yum...and fries
Haiku #56039, by vhs
February 3, 2017 12:11 pm ET

Thanks Haiku and best regards!
Haiku #56038, by Health Blog of https://healthresidents.com/truth-phen375-results
February 3, 2017 6:12 am ET

Christ I need a beer.
Please pick some up at the store.
Prove that you love me.
Haiku #56037, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:23 am ET

Gold dust flatulence.
A.k.a. Toot Uncommon.
It will get you high.
Haiku #56036, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:21 am ET

Don't huff gold spray paint.
That's how Tutankhamun died.
Rather uncommon.
Haiku #56035, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:12 am ET

Drain tunnels are home.
Hobos, rats, and princesses.
The art is priceless.
Haiku #56034, by df
February 3, 2017 3:09 am ET

Antigravity
must be achieved else we'll die
choked by toxic waste.
Haiku #56033, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:07 am ET

Obey gravity.
Especially if you're old.
Nursing home skate punk.
Haiku #56032, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:04 am ET

Ponce De Leon's well
remains elusive to all
and that's a good thing.
Haiku #56031, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:03 am ET

If you caught spammers,
would you then execute them?
And if yes, how so?
Haiku #56030, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:00 am ET

Hairs clog the wheels.
Disassemble, lubricate,
good as fucking new.
Haiku #56029, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 2:59 am ET

It's love at first sight.
The pavement kissed my buttocks.
My buttocks kissed back.
Haiku #56028, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 2:57 am ET

Fat sleepy puppy
Wakes himself up by farting
Won't be the last time
Haiku #56027, by Adorable Kittens
February 3, 2017 12:52 am ET

Experienced now,
longevity's in question,
the outcome is not.
Haiku #56026, by zach of Sacramento, CA
February 2, 2017 11:59 pm ET

Freedom has been lost.
The drug was dragged through the dregs.
Et carpe vulvum.
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February 1, 2017 8:40 pm ET

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