BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
21 Years
12 Days
and
57684 Haikus
later...
well it is not the
old days of on line stuff where
it was cookies, spam
Haiku #56052, by vhs
February 8, 2017 1:18 pm ET

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Haiku #56051, by Thomasimmuh of http://www.999webdesign.com
February 7, 2017 7:34 pm ET

Sexy suicide
Skydive without a parachute,
and do it naked
Haiku #56050, by Adorable Kittens
February 7, 2017 6:51 pm ET

i know, but it takes
an ego to ergo, but i
want more people, here
Haiku #56049, by gremlin(vhs)
February 7, 2017 1:40 pm ET

Big Bird's ass is cute.
Bert and Ernie get me hot.
Elmo, not so much.

Disclaimer: This haiku is not meant to represent or have anything to do with any living or deceased person or persons, especially vhs.
Haiku #56048, by df
February 6, 2017 10:06 pm ET

Oh, it about you.
But it's always about you.
I keep forgetting.
Haiku #56047, by df
February 6, 2017 10:00 pm ET

already dying, don't
need to speed things up, I'm in
no rush to go yet

gotta keep bugging you
Haiku #56046, by vhs
February 6, 2017 12:09 pm ET

Elegant suicide.
Skateboard into a shark tank.
Make it beautiful.
Haiku #56045, by Anonymous Poet
February 5, 2017 9:15 pm ET

I've never seen a
helium-filled blow up doll
at a football game.

They should have been at
the Trump inauguration,
but, alas, they weren't.
Haiku #56044, by Anonymous Poet
February 5, 2017 7:17 pm ET

I might watch the game
Just to see the commercials
That is the best part
Haiku #56043, by Adorable Kittens
February 5, 2017 4:19 pm ET

superbowl sunday
the game will of course be had
with snacks and might cause

upset bowel bowl
sunday with nachos and the
like, pass the bean dip
Haiku #56042, by vhs
February 5, 2017 11:00 am ET

we live in a world
of instant communication
and these words stick

but are forgotten
because they keep coming so
silence is more rare
Haiku #56041, by vhs
February 4, 2017 11:04 am ET

I think that I will
write a haiku or maybe
that would take too much

work.
Haiku #56040, by Anonymous Poet
February 4, 2017 3:17 am ET

spammers to spam but
who would eat that spam, shall we
say monty python?

yum yum yum...and fries
Haiku #56039, by vhs
February 3, 2017 12:11 pm ET

Thanks Haiku and best regards!
Haiku #56038, by Health Blog of https://healthresidents.com/truth-phen375-results
February 3, 2017 6:12 am ET

Christ I need a beer.
Please pick some up at the store.
Prove that you love me.
Haiku #56037, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:23 am ET

Gold dust flatulence.
A.k.a. Toot Uncommon.
It will get you high.
Haiku #56036, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:21 am ET

Don't huff gold spray paint.
That's how Tutankhamun died.
Rather uncommon.
Haiku #56035, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:12 am ET

Drain tunnels are home.
Hobos, rats, and princesses.
The art is priceless.
Haiku #56034, by df
February 3, 2017 3:09 am ET

Antigravity
must be achieved else we'll die
choked by toxic waste.
Haiku #56033, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:07 am ET

Obey gravity.
Especially if you're old.
Nursing home skate punk.
Haiku #56032, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:04 am ET

Ponce De Leon's well
remains elusive to all
and that's a good thing.
Haiku #56031, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:03 am ET

If you caught spammers,
would you then execute them?
And if yes, how so?
Haiku #56030, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 3:00 am ET

Hairs clog the wheels.
Disassemble, lubricate,
good as fucking new.
Haiku #56029, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 2:59 am ET

It's love at first sight.
The pavement kissed my buttocks.
My buttocks kissed back.
Haiku #56028, by Anonymous Poet
February 3, 2017 2:57 am ET

Fat sleepy puppy
Wakes himself up by farting
Won't be the last time
Haiku #56027, by Adorable Kittens
February 3, 2017 12:52 am ET

Experienced now,
longevity's in question,
the outcome is not.
Haiku #56026, by zach of Sacramento, CA
February 2, 2017 11:59 pm ET

Freedom has been lost.
The drug was dragged through the dregs.
Et carpe vulvum.
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February 1, 2017 8:40 pm ET

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February 1, 2017 8:44 am ET

The wisest words said:
"I am in a world of shit!"
It's absolute truth.
Haiku #56016, by Anonymous Poet
January 31, 2017 8:25 pm ET

preceding third line
should read as follows herein:
"sloth, ennui, genius"
Haiku #56015, by Lush
January 31, 2017 12:12 am ET

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said my bassist with a lisp
ennui, genius
Haiku #56014, by Lush
January 31, 2017 12:09 am ET

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Sad: So The Devil
Haiku #56013, by Lush
January 31, 2017 12:05 am ET

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Haiku #56012, by Lush
January 31, 2017 12:02 am ET

You are adopted
Your parents abandoned you
We thought you should know
Haiku #56011, by Anonymous Poet
January 30, 2017 9:41 pm ET

Damn those silly bulls.
Much like sheep, they're miscounted.
But when I'm awake.
Haiku #56010, by Anonymous Poet
January 30, 2017 9:28 pm ET

God's helicopters.
Dragon flies are amazing.
Older than dinosaurs.
Haiku #56009, by Anonymous Poet
January 30, 2017 9:26 pm ET

In his younger days
he also wrote a book called
"Bitches and Cocaine".
Haiku #56008, by df
January 30, 2017 9:20 pm ET

leonard nimoy had
to come to terms with "spock" and
wrote two books on that
Haiku #56007, by vhs of I'm Not Spock and I Am Spock
January 30, 2017 12:55 pm ET

Turtles eat feces.
It's quite a disgusting thing.
They're just like children.
Haiku #56006, by Anonymous Poet
January 30, 2017 1:15 am ET

The frogs have returned.
What could they be resisting?
Turtles are happy.
Haiku #56005, by Anonymous Poet
January 30, 2017 1:13 am ET

An army of frogs.
Tiny hopping baby frogs
swarmed the parking lot.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
They were toad.
Haiku #56004, by Anonymous Poet
January 29, 2017 8:15 pm ET

You got it backward.
They shoot asteroids fields.
And planets appear.

A lush green planet.
Full of life and stuff like that.
Thus call it "Life Star".

Wait, Star Trek did it.
Or something quite similar.
Thus Spock was reborn.

Of all the celebs,
I miss Leonard Nimoy most;
He kicked so much ass!
Haiku #56003, by DF
January 29, 2017 8:12 pm ET