BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
22 Years
215 Days
and
64997 Haikus
later...
I'm listening to badly sung Lady Gaga covers in an Asian coffee shop next to a toy store that sells Lego and Star Wars rip-offs from China. Why do these red bloody cunts not have an iota of originality in their tiny-dicked bodies? And the "milk" is boxed powdered milk and makes the coffee taste like shit and I'm thinking I'll have to buy a cow. Crumbling streets, lack of proper sewage control, electricity goes down more often than a Beijing whore, water is brown and often not working and likely contains sewage. China hates the US b/c we are everything that China is not. And vice versa.
Haiku #55939, by vhs' evil shadow of The underbelly of the world
January 17, 2017 7:59 pm ET

excuse me can't you
please take your god damn spambot
back to PRC

and put the ying with
the yang, stop with posturing
over say Taiwan

and I'm not done yet
Haiku #55938, by vhs
January 17, 2017 1:32 pm ET

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January 17, 2017 9:23 am ET

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January 17, 2017 8:56 am ET

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Haiku #55935, by iturrrou of USA
January 17, 2017 8:55 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #55934, by uiityyey of USA
January 17, 2017 8:55 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #55933, by writreoo of USA
January 17, 2017 8:55 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #55932, by urupiptp of USA
January 17, 2017 8:55 am ET

lets not talk about
haiku website rule number
one, no one doth care

no one is here, i
wish people did care about
this sort of thing now
Haiku #55931, by vhs
January 17, 2017 7:21 am ET

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Haiku #55930, by Anonymous Poet of USA
January 17, 2017 3:56 am ET

The older I get
the more I grow bigoted.
It's experience.
Haiku #55929, by Darth Figpucker
January 15, 2017 7:38 pm ET

Augmented matrix.
Keanu Reeves with fake titties.
Now you know my mind.
Haiku #55928, by df
January 14, 2017 11:13 pm ET

All the time wasted.
I could have been doing math.
Procrastination.
Haiku #55927, by df
January 14, 2017 11:09 pm ET

Some words are quite large.
Do not use them in haiku.
Horses raping sheep.
Haiku #55926, by df
January 14, 2017 11:07 pm ET

The goose lays gold eggs.
But she cannot fly at all.
She's the perfect slave.
Haiku #55925, by Darth Figpucker
January 14, 2017 8:11 pm ET

I just shat a bike.
It needed minor repairs.
Now I need butt cream.
Haiku #55924, by Darth Figpucker
January 14, 2017 8:06 pm ET

you form a band then
realize you were a commie
front all those damn years
Haiku #55923, by vhs
January 14, 2017 10:59 am ET

I think I'll have the
vegan bacon cheese burger
and a diet coke.
Haiku #55922, by Darth Figpucker of palihog, salamat, way sapayan
January 14, 2017 8:05 am ET

It fills you with rage.
What can you do about it?
Not a fucking thing.
Haiku #55921, by Adorable Kittens
January 14, 2017 1:39 am ET

raindrop lollipop
my hamburger death sentence
shoehorn redemption
Haiku #55920, by Potential names of my band
January 14, 2017 12:44 am ET

I hated your smiles,
screaming, shouting, angrily
shattering my mind.
Haiku #55919, by Robin Goodfellow
January 13, 2017 12:29 pm ET

Virus pasta strands.
Uncoiled in a tin can.
It's not Italian.

Canned corn beef and Spam.
Rejected genital meat.
Pressure cooked nostrils.

Nitrates to preserve.
And to weaken the sperm cells.
Thus we slide backwards.

It is as designed.
And appears to be working.
The poor grow stupid.
Haiku #55918, by
January 13, 2017 1:58 am ET

Listen to heartbeats
of the time I spent with you;
remorse and regret
Haiku #55917, by Robin Goodfellow
January 12, 2017 12:54 pm ET

Never seen monkeys
using any monkey wrench.
This confuses me
Haiku #55916, by Adorable Kittens
January 12, 2017 11:15 am ET

Raviolli give
me the formuolli cuz
I have AIDS in my
Haiku #55915, by Anonymous Poet of keester
January 12, 2017 9:01 am ET

Oh, give me a break.
You could use a few monkeys.
But couldn't we all.
Haiku #55914, by Anonymous Poet
January 12, 2017 8:33 am ET

when the spam shows up
it is like the monkey wrench
knocks out my writing

distraction
Haiku #55913, by vhs
January 11, 2017 1:26 pm ET

Falling in love with
Death and his clockworks, though you're
still clinging to life.
Haiku #55912, by Robin Goodfellow
January 11, 2017 11:09 am ET

This is a great blog, would you be involved in doing an interview about how you created it? If so email me!
Haiku #55911, by Anonymous Poet of USA
January 11, 2017 6:18 am ET

This is a great blog, would you be involved in doing an interview about how you created it? If so email me!
Haiku #55910, by Anonymous Poet of USA
January 11, 2017 6:18 am ET

I'm really enjoying the themedesign of your website. Do you ever run into any internet browser compatibility issues? A handful of my blog audience have complained about my site not operating correctly in Explorer but looks great in Firefox. Do you have any solutions to help fix this problem?
Haiku #55909, by Anonymous Poet of USA
January 11, 2017 4:35 am ET

I'm really enjoying the themedesign of your website. Do you ever run into any internet browser compatibility issues? A handful of my blog audience have complained about my site not operating correctly in Explorer but looks great in Firefox. Do you have any solutions to help fix this problem?
Haiku #55908, by Anonymous Poet of USA
January 11, 2017 4:35 am ET

I'm looking forward
to the extinction of us
with ice cream on top.

Event A La Mode.
Though chocolate is preferred.
We'll make cool fossils.
Haiku #55907, by
January 11, 2017 1:49 am ET

But Beethoven's butt
bounces by beautifully
between bassoon beats.
Haiku #55906, by
January 11, 2017 12:37 am ET

Queefs are pussy farts.
But they are not really farts.
But that's a good thing.
Haiku #55905, by
January 11, 2017 12:33 am ET

Wide, innocent sighs
dreams and nightmares fall for you
like lovers in time
Haiku #55904, by Robin Goodfellow
January 10, 2017 3:43 pm ET

i might argue that
Rapture is a song by Blondie
Fab Five Freddy...
Haiku #55903, by vhs
January 10, 2017 1:27 pm ET

When dogs rule the world
We will greet one another
With much butt sniffing
Haiku #55902, by Renowned Futurist
January 10, 2017 9:01 am ET

Christ, I need coffee.
Fuck all this poetry shit.
The drug is calling.
Haiku #55901, by
January 9, 2017 9:01 pm ET

The rapture happened.
Only three people arose.
We are what is left.
Haiku #55900, by of
January 9, 2017 8:57 pm ET

the old stand bys stand
obliterated by the
passage of passing
Haiku #55899, by vhs
January 9, 2017 11:56 am ET

Of philosophies
dead branches of withered nights;
rotting memories
Haiku #55898, by Robin Goodfellow
January 9, 2017 11:23 am ET

Hello!
Haiku #55897, by opyyouuw of USA
January 9, 2017 4:11 am ET

Elegies from hymnals
grace in nightingale cages;
songs for a loved one
Haiku #55896, by Robin Goodfellow
January 8, 2017 4:25 pm ET

when the Rapture comes
along and the seven year
period passes

will the bad haiku
still be here, a testament
to all gone before?
Haiku #55895, by vhs of of course i am skeptical
January 8, 2017 10:48 am ET

Write an acronym
Of your name or else you will
Explode XD lol
Haiku #55894, by Meme
January 8, 2017 8:00 am ET

Do not eat pink snow
It will make you very sick
Learned that the hard way
Haiku #55893, by Adorable Kittens
January 8, 2017 3:19 am ET

Don't eat golden ice.
It's golden retriever pee.
My grandma told me.
Haiku #55892, by
January 7, 2017 5:41 pm ET

Drops of golden ice
Helpless in withered flowers
Silver streams of silent dreams
Haiku #55891, by Robin Goodfellow
January 7, 2017 12:48 pm ET

My haiku are great.
You're gonna love my haiku.
They're gonna be yuge!
Haiku #55890, by Donald Trump of Almost in the White House
January 7, 2017 5:04 am ET