BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
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57192 Haikus
any time i hear the
end is nigh, i usually
check and see if

the cubs have won a
world series or not and so
far, i think we're safe
Haiku #57192, by vhs
August 21, 2017 7:25 pm ET

well i fucked that up
but at least i'm not in charge
of armageddon
Haiku #57191, by ash
August 21, 2017 10:25 am ET

which one gets fired first -
the north korean missile missile
or the president ?
Haiku #57190, by ash
August 21, 2017 10:23 am ET

this is a time of
conspiracy theory and
true revelation ennui
Haiku #57189, by vhs
August 20, 2017 7:56 pm ET

Spaceship riding fire
Thing that my monkey admires
Fetal live Beatle
Haiku #57188, by Interested Customer of 100 miles from the eclipse
August 20, 2017 7:02 am ET

Bet on this horse or lose big
You can not go wrong

This horse sings a song
Embarrassing but worth it
Spend money on it
Haiku #57187, by Interested Customer of Holiday inn off I 70
August 20, 2017 6:12 am ET

for all my wisdom
I'm glad i mess up because
it reminds me I'm

only human
Haiku #57186, by vhs
August 19, 2017 12:46 pm ET

we have to in my
case remember to forgive
ourselves and others

because we are all
too human, and these times would
be a hell of a

lot easier if
some folks managed to get that
on the table top
Haiku #57185, by vhs
August 19, 2017 12:17 pm ET

the list of things to
do in the mind set aside
for useless time wastes
Haiku #57184, by vhs
August 19, 2017 11:04 am ET

history's end said
francis fukuyama but
history seems to

be repeating the
same ritual mistake to
everything, turn turn

and turn back to again
Haiku #57183, by vhs
August 19, 2017 10:46 am ET

Hear ghostly laughter
With freedom freely fleeing
Chances and choices
Through masses with their heads down
Null innovation
Tragedies heap up
Dragons flick their tails in caves
Lambs play up above
Fickle folks forward
Leave the lingering darkness
For their descendents
Haiku #57182, by dvd
August 18, 2017 10:32 pm ET

Uncomfortable facts
Where there are flags and nations
There will be warfare
Haiku #57181, by adam ben adam
August 18, 2017 9:00 pm ET

boundaries torn down
lives torn to pieces, the souls
of diaspora

of endless civil
wars of nation building
nations in ruin
Haiku #57180, by vhs
August 18, 2017 6:00 pm ET

the whole world with
folks running tourists over in
spain who did nothing

to them but just happened
to be there at the wrong time
those same feelings, the

diverse mobs, the
competing murderous hiveminds
who wish to drink our

blood and rip our flesh
off the bodies, we don't need
The Walking Dead, they

carry signs, burn down
store fronts, smash windows scream

or something like that
opportunism, the cycle of Ecclesiastes
the time of peace and

the time of war, i
pray it's not too late
Haiku #57179, by vhs
August 18, 2017 5:53 pm ET

the feelings internalize
it is like putting a cap on
a steam kettle, if

i keep them inside
i will almost literally
blow up in some manner
Haiku #57178, by vhs
August 18, 2017 5:50 pm ET

the reason i feel
like seeing these things, these idols
destroyed makes me

think, how far will
people go until they stop
how far will the world

collapse, am i willing
to go that extra length on
a man made of stone?
Haiku #57177, by vhs
August 18, 2017 5:49 pm ET

strong beliefs can lead
to how i feel right now and
i don't like it at all
Haiku #57176, by vhs
August 18, 2017 5:47 pm ET

i hate to lose the
fun out of something but when
i feel really strong

about something I'm
even willing to stand to lose
my life over something

you might find stupid
Haiku #57175, by vhs
August 18, 2017 5:46 pm ET

I saw it, all craft prepare to
retreat, we can't repel firepower
of that magnitude
Haiku #57174, by vhs
August 18, 2017 5:38 pm ET

New Cheese Poodles album:
"Arguing About Statues"
Includes the hits:
"You're Not a Tree"
"Let's Leave The Major Life Decisions To Me"
Haiku #57173, by dvd
August 18, 2017 5:04 pm ET

A stylish gas mask
Fancy fighter jets and tanks
War is fabulous
Haiku #57172, by dvd
August 18, 2017 8:38 am ET

Thank God they landed
Right next to a docile lamb
Instead of the wolf
Haiku #57171, by adam ben adam
August 17, 2017 6:07 pm ET

of course we must be
off to our real lives the bills
and paper need to

go in slots where the
papers need to go you know
paper has to move
Haiku #57170, by vhs
August 17, 2017 3:17 pm ET

my favorite Van
Halen albums are 5150
1984, Van Halen II

and I like OU812.
I saw their concert trucks
race in Oxford Plains

in a drag race and
it is one of my favorite
childhood memories

(those not from Maine google or gibiru oxford plains speedway)
Haiku #57169, by vhs
August 17, 2017 1:07 pm ET

ah dear God, you know
For Unlawful Carnal Know
ledge if you take the

letters off that thing
that is an album well it's
a cuss word you see
Haiku #57168, by vhs
August 17, 2017 1:05 pm ET

VAN HALEN, The Movie:
Starring vhs as Eddie Van Halen
Coming Soon
Haiku #57167, by dvd
August 16, 2017 10:36 pm ET

it's nine at night and
another day goes about
with the drama in

it, the evil of
today is suffiencient
tomorrows come and go
Haiku #57166, by vhs
August 16, 2017 9:01 pm ET

aparently I've turned
into van halen now too
well off to cabo

Haiku #57165, by vhs
August 15, 2017 8:28 pm ET

well thank you kindly
but I hope others do "great"
work too, it's a "team"

(hate the cliches but the cliche might ring true too)
Haiku #57164, by vh
August 15, 2017 8:27 pm ET

I gotta say that
57160 is
Some excellent work
Haiku #57163, by Anonymous Poet
August 15, 2017 8:20 pm ET

on the edge of the
historical event that
led to a new age

the night before and
the day after the world had
changed beyond belief
Haiku #57162, by vhs
August 15, 2017 6:01 pm ET

we can say words and
those words can be right on spot
or vague and empty
Haiku #57161, by vhs
August 15, 2017 3:24 pm ET

each day is a place
in time and space, and can serve
as that space of rest
Haiku #57160, by vhs
August 15, 2017 3:19 pm ET

and not to be cast
aside to doom but just a
break from those dumb games
Haiku #57159, by vhs
August 15, 2017 3:09 pm ET

i want to be thrown
aside, discarded, ignored
not caring, and just

not seen, taking a
break from all the petty bull
shit neon shirtted

drones at the dump say
and pull orders to folks they
don't know and take trash

out on
Haiku #57158, by vhs
August 15, 2017 3:08 pm ET

one day at a time
sitting in a basement far
from human social

stuff, taking down notes
on how life ended up in
that place and that time
Haiku #57157, by vhs
August 15, 2017 3:04 pm ET

Kerouac at Big
Sur writing his best alone
no sickos down in

his Beat, questioning
his era of conformity
on vacation
Haiku #57156, by vhs
August 15, 2017 10:26 am ET

i am not sure if
i am alone here today
or this place is chill?
Haiku #57155, by vhs
August 14, 2017 5:42 pm ET

once again the small
parts of the world threaten to
secede and the next

Grey Champion for
better or worse hits the stands
to make history
Haiku #57154, by vhs
August 13, 2017 6:57 pm ET

most of the pastries
were eaten by staff at work
and the rest, are food

for the avian
set that likes to drop in and
eat bread thrown their way

out where i live
Haiku #57153, by vhs
August 12, 2017 8:04 pm ET

yes this is real life
folks, yes i know some folks here
I get to see the

inner workings
of a restaurant and eat
some down to earth food

that's really quite good
Haiku #57152, by vhs
August 12, 2017 7:52 pm ET

i see vhs
with trashbag full of croissants
happy and content

crumbs in his mustache
kittens crawling over him
munching on spinach
Haiku #57151, by dvd
August 12, 2017 6:54 pm ET

Snake with limbs and wings
Pretty much a dinosaur
I think anyway
Haiku #57150, by Anonymous Paleontologist
August 12, 2017 5:20 pm ET

Grim Reaper employed
By the IRS part-time
You know... death, taxes

Government shutdown
Massive employee layoff
Now he's unemployed...
Haiku #57149, by Anonymous Parsimony
August 12, 2017 5:00 pm ET

I drag on and on.
So I got the name Dragon
Enough about you....

Let's talk about me.
Because that is all I see
I can't get enough
Haiku #57148, by Dragon of the cave on the mountain top
August 12, 2017 1:46 am ET

Spectral bee nectar
Invisible sideshow of life
Death in the alley
Haiku #57147, by Dragon
August 12, 2017 1:32 am ET

well getting sick is
a pain in the ass but the
body stops so we

are FORCED to chill out
Haiku #57146, by vhs
August 11, 2017 8:08 pm ET

oh you had the whole
dadaist protest idea
too huh, I think folks

need to deconstruct
protests in a form of art
movement, had this thought!
Haiku #57145, by vhs
August 11, 2017 7:58 pm ET

Original meme
Man in sackcloth with a sign
Read only: "REPENT"
Haiku #57144, by adam ben adam
August 11, 2017 5:52 pm ET

Occupy Yourself
The antidote to groupthink
Carrying blank signs
Haiku #57143, by dvd
August 11, 2017 5:51 pm ET